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Clips from The Detour - The Pilot (S01E01)

"- and you're gonna hear it start. - Then I turn."
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"- When do I turn? - You don't turn."
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"- I'm a good Turner. - That's..."
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"hey, make sure he understands exactly what you're saying."
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"Babe, I got this. Relax."
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"Sorry. Sorry."
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"All right, come on no. Let's get some."
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"- So A.M. or F.M.? - No, no radio."
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"- Pop it. - You got this."
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"Clutch."
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"Now we're cooking without gas."
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"- Pop the clutch! - Which one's the clutch?"
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"I knew it would work! Okay, nice, easy brake!"
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"Oh, god, he's drifting. Turn, turn it!"
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"This is the best vacation ever!"
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"Okay, guys, let's jackets on, jackets on."
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"Yeah, you know, I just wanna fall asleep on the plane"
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"and making sure the house doesn't burn down."
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"I swear, she'll be safe."
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"Bye."
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"Twice."
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"What time is your father... Nate? Nate?"
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"- What... - Hey."
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"Hey. What's going on?"
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"Yeah, that looks, uh, like him. Yeah, yeah."
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"It's Pennsylvania, you illiterate."
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"No, get back in the car. Back in..."
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"Come on, come on. What are you doing?"
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"Are we still going to Florida? What's happening?"
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"Yeah, of course we're going to Florida."
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"That made less sense. What?"
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"Let's just go. Come on."
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"Babe, Babe, Babe, Babe, where are the plane tickets?"
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"Okay, look, you were the one whose schedule"
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"You made me buy the refundable tickets,"
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"which we can't afford... So I-I refunded them."
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"Oh, my god! Oh, my go! We can't afford refundable tickets!"
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"Whatchu doin' there?"
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"- Ugh. - I..."
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"All right. Ha ha."
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"Give me options."
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"Um, Banana Creamery."
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"Says it's the best shake joint in the county."
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"Do you have a new wife? A secret wife."
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"She's beautiful, actually. No."
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"Yes. No, no, no, she's..."
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"You know, I tried to figure out"
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"Like on an airplane?"
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"From down under. Huh.."
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"Come on now. Momsy, I know you love it."
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"There's the Banana Creamery. Get excited. Whoo!"
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"you know it's gonna be good."
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"Well, truckers also urinate in empty jugs"
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"How about an orthodontist?"
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"Okay, look, you feel like you need to speak in cliches'"
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"we're great parents."
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"Uh... Uh..."
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"Well, I didn't pick it."
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"You gotta be kidding me."
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"What is this? A 30% service fee?"
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"That's not legal."
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"♪ I'm the one who makes you feel alive ♪"
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"I just really need my mom."
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"Mommy?"
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"My god, man, you don't have to be Colombo"
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"I just wanna get back inside and get an ice cream."
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"♪ set it off, set it off, set it off ♪"
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"What's going on?"
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"Excuse me. There's no girls out on the dance floor."
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"Hey, what's wrong? What happened?"
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"She's a... She's entering a new phase in her life."
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"She... Super D, you got your P..."
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"Congratulations."
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"Toddy's 7!"
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"Yes. Give me the keys. I'll drive."
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"a few womanly essentials."
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"This one smells like bubble gum."
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"I'm just thinking out loud here,"
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"- Have they? - Yes. Of course."
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"You didn't even wanna go till you found out Chaz"
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"Right, like you weren't all, "see you there, Chaz!"
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"I wanna go flamingo fishing."
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"The grownups are having a discussion, okay?"
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"is the least relaxing thing you can do right now."
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"This is kidnapping."
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"Give me the marker."
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"Your job was police and stranger danger stuff."
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"Ah, I got no bars. Neither do I."
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"That's okay. I'm gonna shake him."
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"Sorry! I don't know what else to do."
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"And I'm sorry I lied to you. That was so stupid."
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"Just tell 'em it was a joke, like a goof."
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"Okay, stranger danger... my thing, right?"
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"- What do you want from us?! - Give us the children!"
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"I love you. I love you so, so much."
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"there's a truck! There's a truck!"
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"- Oh, my god. - That's Pete."
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"Oh! He's got a go!"
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"Quick, get down, get down, get down."
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"Guys, come on. Come with me."
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"You are not taking our children!"
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"What? What are you talking about?!"
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"I don't know, but you stay away from my family!"
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"Ohh!"
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"There's more where that came from!"
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"These are really our parents!"
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"- They came outta her. - Yeah."
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"No, but my mom takes drugs."
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"Hold on. Do you think right now is really the time"
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"and then drag us out."
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"We're sorry for the, uh, mix-up."
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"Honey, I was saying earlier, truckers are the nicest people."
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"Mm. But, um..."
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"- Yeah. - Well, thank you."
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"We vote south."
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"That's my stuff! That's my stuff."
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"Hold up."
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"It's fine. It happened the other day."
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"Yeah. Whoo! Go on. Get some!"
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"The car still works. It's just in a ditch."
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