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Clips from Cheers - The Coach's Daughter (S01E01)

"Coach, how about a beer?"
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"Absolutely."
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"I have a buck after all. I don't need change. Give me my ten back."
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"Right."
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"Here you go."
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"I don't want to carry all these bills. Give me a 20 for the lot."
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"How much are you giving him?"
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"- No such thing as a $30 bill. - Wanna bet?"
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"I'm sorry. Here."
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"I'm trying to help you guys out. If you wanna upgrade..."
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"Out!"
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"- Afternoon. - Hey, Norm!"
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"Thinking of dying, Norm?"
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"Can I do anything to make it up to you?"
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"Don't worry, you'll fly through it. It's a piece of cake."
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"Sam have his brand on you yet?"
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"- I'm sorry to hear that. - You are?"
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"Yes. I'd hoped to reject you based solely on your personality."
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"Too skinny."
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"- No, I'm here on business. - I noticed."
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"That's terrific!"
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"- I do? - Yeah."
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"...dollars I borrowed? Yeah."
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"Two young dollars?"
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"Yeah, I hate it when they're wrinkled."
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"I'm out of practice. It's years since I did an interview."
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"Right. And we can all be on TV. I'd like to see myself on TV."
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"No, you wouldn't. Trust me. Trust me on that."
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"Yeah, come on!"
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"Everybody here wants you to do the interview."
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"OK, what's the problem?"
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"You've got that "Sam's a chowderhead"
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"What is the origin of the word jock?"
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"Those "Where are they now?" interviews on TV are depressing."
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"Excuse me. Attractive?"
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"The point I'm labouring to make here"
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"- I don't want to feel sorry for you. - Feel sorry for me?"
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"I resent that. You don't have to feel sorry for me."
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"Bedrock is gonna be a very lonely little town!"
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"Martina Denavramammajamma... No."
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"You got it. It'll give me time to slip into my shawl and blanket!"
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"I'm really excited that he agreed to do the interview."
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"No. Gerry Cheever's out of town with his horses."
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"- Third? - ML Carr has laryngitis."
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"But Sam was the first retired guy you thought of?"
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"No. Well..."
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"I said, Sam was the first retired guy you thought of!"
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"The Celtics got going pretty good, eh?"
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"No wires, no strings. I take the coin."
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"I hold it in the air, about like that."
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"I let go of it real careful,"
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"You're onsville, pal! Come on."
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"- I couldn't do it! - No, you couldn't!"
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"You just got stuck with ten bucks."
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"Harry."
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"But whoever owns a Honda, thanks for the lift!"
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"Did he take you for anything, Norm?"
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"He's gonna ask you what's your greatest memory in baseball."
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"Seven pitches."
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"Sam, tell 'em about opening day in New York."
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"You come out of the bullpen. Bobby Mercer's at the plate."
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"It was the most exciting thing I ever saw!"
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"Why would Sam wanna talk about something bad happening to him?"
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"You're right."
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"- Well, Mayday, knock 'em dead. - Thanks."
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"Dave, listen. I'd like to do this, if you don't mind."
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"We can talk about my greatest thrill in sport,"
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"then I wanna talk about my triumph over alcoholism."
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"And we could talk about what I'd do about the crisis in the Mideast."
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"A little bit more to the left, guys."
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"Action!"
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"Most of you will recognise the guy standing next to me."
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"This is Sam "Mayday" Malone,"
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"now owner and bartender at Cheers."
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"- How you doing, Sam? - I'm alright, Dave, thanks."
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"You've been out of baseball for five years. Do you miss it?"
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"Tell us about some of the great moments you had here."
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"You wanna tell us a little bit about that, Sam?"
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"It's the old story. First game, bottom of the ninth."
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"Boog Powell's coming up."
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"He had the heaviest bat in the League. Papers were full of him."
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"I figure the only way to get him is to challenge him on the first pitch."
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"Dave, what..."
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"Sam, thank you. I'll catch you later."
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"- What happened? - I guess he got a better interview."
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"- Coach, let's serve some drinks. - Right, Sam."
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"I'm gonna be in back, cleaning up."
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"You need to lash out. To release yourself. Scream."
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"You won't leave."
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"Would you like me to share an experience from my life"
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"OK, if you're just gonna make a big joke about it..."
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"Sam, I was terrific!"
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"Well, that's what you need the most!"
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"How long have you wanted to do that?"
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"Do what?"
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"I will put the past behind me,"
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"and tomorrow I'll feel better."
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"Yeah, OK."
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"No, I'm curious. I want to hear about the Booger."
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"Listen, I may not have had 80 majors, but I know when I'm being patronised."
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"Second game, bottom of the ninth, Boog's up again..."
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"we're five games out of first place with eight to play."
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"No. You see, you gotta throw the ball to first"
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"Wait. Don't you throw the ball at the batter?"
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"- Good. Now my cheerleader story. - OK, Buford's on first..."
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"Gentlemen. One more time, please."
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"Sam says I can't serve you. You're a flimflam."
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"It ain't for me, it's for a friend. He asked me to order it for him."
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"He wrote it down. "One beer.""
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"Wait one minute, Harry. Let me see that."
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""One beer." Just had to make sure."
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"That'll be one buck."
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"Here you go."
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"You got it."
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"Nobody move!"
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"Coach, don't you see he's short-changing you?"
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"What do you think?"
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"You owe me $10! Is this a clip joint?"
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"I don't. You got ten seconds to get out. Give me back my watch!"
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"Gimme a beer, will you?"
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