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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"No, don't thank me, thank the baby."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh. - "Oh.""
Archer (2009)
"The pleasure was all mine, Lance Corporal Woodhouse."
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"Oh, I'll just yank his pants off..."
Archer (2009)
"...tell him he slipped and fell..."
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"...chasing a terrified Asian prostitute out onto the patio."
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"Well, guess you and me are the last two left in the tontine, eh?"
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"- What? - For the Pimps and Ho's Ball..."
Archer (2009)
"The paper, sir. There's an item..."
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"We're all dying off."
Archer (2009)
"Are we out of Bloody Marys?"
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"- Oh, no, sir, not a pilot. A batman. - Uh..."
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"- Thank God you're all right, sir. - God and my twin Vickers, Woodhouse."
Archer (2009)
"...and the last survivor collects the capital and interest."
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"I'll show you my stones, sir."
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"He says, "Ain't it awful about Stilton?" And he wants to come pay us a visit."
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"So, sir, perhaps your mother could look after the wee baby Seamus?"
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"[SEAMUS CRYING]"
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"He might have a tiny hangover."
Archer (2009)
"The secret is negative reinforcement."
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"Yeah, and I'd be that much closer to a million bucks."
Archer (2009)
"Since when is this place a nursery?"
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"[IN BRITISH ACCENT] Or the entire pansy division? Ow!"
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"[SIGHS]"
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"- Sir? - Have you got one?"
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"- Is that brandy? - Oh, no, sir. Just water."
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"Fish **** in it."
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"Spent God knows how many years in the orient, on a merchant schooner."
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"...where I won a bar in a dice game."
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"And I know you're not supposed to let Woodhouse see your lady parts."
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"He also saved my life. And yours."
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"Or wherever, just out of here."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"WOODHOUSE: You'll never take us alive, Scripes."
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"BISHOP: Ow."
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"I always thought that had something to do with the engine."
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"See, look. No rust. Even the barrel's clean."
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"SCRIPES [IN SLOW-MOTION]: Oh, my God!"
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"- You ass. - What?"
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"ARCHER: Hey. - Scripes wasn't here to kill us."
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"Didn't seem the sort of place one takes a baby."
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"Caught old Jerry in a chandelle, poor bastard went down like a quail."
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""Bloody April," they called it."
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"Each man pays in 50 pounds..."
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"WOODHOUSE: But... ARCHER: Seamus, no!"
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"So you just hold it in."
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"Wow, a ton of stuff just started to make sense to me."
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"...lamp. WOODHOUSE: Reloading."
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"Wait a second, is that...? You know tontines are illegal, right?"
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"[GULPING]"
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"[THISTLETON GROANS]"
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"Sorry, sir. Here we go."
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"ARCHER: Then what? - Then they gave me the VC and my papers."
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"[SEAMUS CRYING]"
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"[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]"
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"Oh, my God, he's gonna be murdered. I gotta go save him."
Archer (2009)
"[CYRIL GROANS]"
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"Cheers."
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"So a servant."
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"We were losing two, sometimes three pilots a week."
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"Oh, no, the flat belongs to Mr. Archer, who is my..."
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"So are you, if you piddle in here."
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"THISTLETON: I survived the crash somehow."
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"...and now it seems his chickens have come home to roost. Bawk, bawk."
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"Oh, which is how I met your mother."
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"- Where are you? MALORY: Oh, for... In here, you half-wit!"
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"Sterling. That's what I'll name him."
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"...that very night, he traded his bar for a boat and sailed us to Lisbon."
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"No. I don't have a mother. And if I did, I'd hate her."
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] I'm coming, Reggie!"
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"- Hey, seriously, you... - Corporal Bishop, the Webley."
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"[GRUNTS]"
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"He's got it tough enough as it is."
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"THISTLETON: Come on, Johnny. Bob's your uncle."
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"We're not dying of old age, sir."
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"- And? Then what? WOODHOUSE: Hmm?"
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"WOODHOUSE: After that, it's all a bit fuzzy."
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"Cannot picture you as a fighter pilot."
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"CHERYL: No way. - Why not?"
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"[WOODHOUSE SCREAMING]"
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"I do seem to recall an awful lot of loose doorknobs."
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"I'm not an idiot, Woodhouse."
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"Yeah, I'm just getting that."
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"Yes. Eww. Mother, he touches my food."
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"[GLASS SHATTERING]"
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"[English - US - SDH]"
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"- No. Do you, though. - Yes."
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"Captain Thistleton knew the risk of what he was doing..."
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"- No, because... - That's what I always did."
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"Mr. Archer said Woodhouse might make a million bucks off of his."
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"A tontine, lads."
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"No, but are you familiar with the term "compound interest"?"
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"Good Lord! What did you say?"
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"- No. - We must fortify our position."
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"...dies under mysterious circumstances.""
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"- Eww. Creepy. - Yes, Lieutenant Scripes abhorred..."
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"- Oh, for... What the shit, Woodhouse? - L..."
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"What do you do? How do you make him not...? Here. God!"
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"- Oh, sorry, l... - Twenty-Two Squadron, RFC."
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"Nigel Buxton, mysterious circumstances."
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"Because one at a time..."
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"[GROANS]"
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"But since I don't have a calculator..."
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"What? I would totally kill you for that."
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"- Gloucester. - Whatever. "Foul play suspected.""
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"- The tontine. - Oh."
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"Hey, nobody is consenting to anything."
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] Guy's a hundred, he'll break both his hips pushing the doorbell."
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"[GLASS SHATTERING]"
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"Oh, what's the matter? What happened?"
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"- When that Hun bastard dove in from behind."
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"[GRUNTING]"
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"[WOODHOUSE & SOLDIERS SCREAMING]"
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"But seriously, I've wanted to tell you this for ages, but I never quite knew how."
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"[GUNSHOT]"
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"...and crash-landed out in No Man's Land."
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"Here, Miss, for the baby."
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"...used the money to get you both home to the States..."
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"Yeah, what is it, like, 2:30?"
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"Oh, who remembers?"
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