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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"- Yes, sir. ...devising bizarre punishment for you."
Archer (2009)
"WOODHOUSE: Yes, sir. - So don't be surprised..."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, stop crying. How do you...?"
Archer (2009)
"You like that? It's a Bloody Mary."
Archer (2009)
"Or is it a Bloody Caes..."
Archer (2009)
"This baby knows what I'm talking about. Give me that."
Archer (2009)
"Stilton and I were squadron-mates."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, not a huge surprise."
Archer (2009)
"Wait a second. "Sir Aldous Wensleydale, foul play suspected."
Archer (2009)
"And other mysterious circumstances. Every one of these is like that."
Archer (2009)
"Hell indeed, sir."
Archer (2009)
"- An officer's personal attendant. - Oh."
Archer (2009)
"In charge of keeping his kit in good order, seeing to his personal needs..."
Archer (2009)
"Soldier-servant was the official term, but..."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Way to advance."
Archer (2009)
"SCRIPES: Loads, thanks."
Archer (2009)
"See you've already bagged yours."
Archer (2009)
"...the way Reggie... Captain Thistleton carried on with the men."
Archer (2009)
"What are you talking about?"
Archer (2009)
"WOODHOUSE: Black days, they were."
Archer (2009)
"Who was that?"
Archer (2009)
"So how much are we talking here?"
Archer (2009)
"[SEAMUS CRYING]"
Archer (2009)
"At 10 percent, by now, I'd say, it's just a bit shy of a million dollars."
Archer (2009)
"Well, now that's Stilton's been killed, it's just me, Scripes, and..."
Archer (2009)
"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
Archer (2009)
"And that will be Stinky."
Archer (2009)
"None of my business. Consenting adults and so on."
Archer (2009)
"BISHOP: None of my business."
Archer (2009)
"BISHOP: That's what he said."
Archer (2009)
"I live with my niece..."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Nope. ARCHER: Yes."
Archer (2009)
"What the hell is wrong with him?"
Archer (2009)
"Wha...? You ass, you gave him liquor?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Spock, l..."
Archer (2009)
"About time. Ass."
Archer (2009)
"Baby, you're pear-shaped."
Archer (2009)
"[GLASS SHATTERING]"
Archer (2009)
"- What's up with your will these days? CHERYL: Oh, my God."
Archer (2009)
"[SEAMUS CRYING]"
Archer (2009)
"See? That's how the world works, dear..."
Archer (2009)
"...and I'm the only one you can trust."
Archer (2009)
"Wow, a ton of stuff just started making sense."
Archer (2009)
"[MOCK-LAUGHS]"
Archer (2009)
"So is all kinds of shit."
Archer (2009)
"And how long you think this one's gonna be around?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Yeah, count me in."
Archer (2009)
"- No. - Yes."
Archer (2009)
"[IN BRITISH ACCENT] Mustard gas. Zeppelins. No."
Archer (2009)
"- By God, you will show some respect. - [IN NORMAL VOICE] Ow."
Archer (2009)
"And if you won't tell him, Woodhouse, I bloody well shall."
Archer (2009)
"And he was looking at me... My God, I can still see him smile."
Archer (2009)
"And then the sky just shattered."
Archer (2009)
"[PLANE CRASHING]"
Archer (2009)
"WOODHOUSE: A response I found unsatisfactory."
Archer (2009)
"- Of course I did, sir. I'm a... - Fag?"
Archer (2009)
"Ooh. Sorry, sir."
Archer (2009)
"- I'm listening, sir. - Woodhouse..."
Archer (2009)
"Reggie!"
Archer (2009)
"Ahem. Medical discharge."
Archer (2009)
"And then I just sort of drifted about."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Don't shoot!"
Archer (2009)
"The... You..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God. Oh!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, I can't breathe."
Archer (2009)
"- Ha. What an ass. - Right?"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Mother? Mother?"
Archer (2009)
"That's why you're so upset?"
Archer (2009)
"...we both nearly died that night."
Archer (2009)
"They'll come. We should get you somewhere safe."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, a few minutes more."
Archer (2009)
"- Isn't he perfect? - Aye. That he is."
Archer (2009)
"Got me to an OSS safe house, sold the boat..."
Archer (2009)
"...then raised you by himself for five years."
Archer (2009)
"- Uh-uh-uh. Here. - You want me to take a baby. To a murder."
Archer (2009)
"I have no more love to give today."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, why did you have an eye patch?"
Archer (2009)
"Three-large 50, three large a Benjamin, three-large..."
Archer (2009)
"Ha-ha-ha. Yeah, we're the idiots. Says the genius who got a hooker pregnant."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: What? - Nothing."
Archer (2009)
"No. Wait, then I don't get the money, idiot."
Archer (2009)
"Bloody should be. Almost killed me."
Archer (2009)
"Which again, from the bottom of my heart..."
Archer (2009)
"...is the last thing on earth I'd ever want to do."
Archer (2009)
"I'd forgotten all about that rubbish tontine."
Archer (2009)
"But all the mysterious deaths..."
Archer (2009)
"SCRIPES: Well, I daresay, there's not much mystery."
Archer (2009)
"They're just desperate to sell newspapers."
Archer (2009)
"- Auto-erotic asphyxiation. - You're joking."
Archer (2009)
"And here's to the old Double Deuce."
Archer (2009)
"But if you didn't come to kill us, why bring that whacking great Webley?"
Archer (2009)
"But Reggie would've wanted you to have it, old boy."
Archer (2009)
"Took good care of her too."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: No!"
Archer (2009)
"[IN SLOW-MOTION] Woodhouse!"
Archer (2009)
"[IN NORMAL VOICE] Whoo! Ha-ha! What a move. Did you see that?"
Archer (2009)
"That was like Steve McQueen and John Woo had a baby..."
Archer (2009)
"Unbelievably gigantic ass."
Archer (2009)
"That's all you have to say, you great flapping twit?"
Archer (2009)
"...splash scotch and women's underthings about..."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, I guess we are."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, not that."
Archer (2009)
"The fact the government let you two fruit-bats adopt a baby."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Woodhouse. What the hell is this?"
Archer (2009)
"- I believe it's squash, sir. - L... What are you shoveling it into?"
Archer (2009)
"The wee baby Seamus. Miss Trinette said you'd agreed to it..."
Archer (2009)
"...I believe she said."
Archer (2009)
"- You're in huge trouble. - Yes, sir."
Archer (2009)
"And now I have to spend my first Friday off in forever..."
Archer (2009)
"...if you end up eating a whole bunch of spider webs. Right? Heh."
Archer (2009)
"Now shut up and read me the paper."
Archer (2009)
"Very good, sir. Let's see what we have... Oh, good Lord!"
Archer (2009)
"[GLASS SHATTERING] [SEAMUS CRYING]"
Archer (2009)
"Why are you sitting at my table?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, yeah? Did somebody finally out the queen? Right?"
Archer (2009)
""Sir Augustus Stilton, World War I flying ace, blah, blah, blah..."
Archer (2009)
"And mystery solved, he was a thousand."
Archer (2009)
"Most decorated aerodrome..."
Archer (2009)
"...of the Great War. - I don't care about the Great War."
Archer (2009)
"But not much left of the old Double Deuce anymore."
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