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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"All from the past six months. What the hell?"
Archer (2009)
"...the remaining survivors of the old Double Deuce..."
Archer (2009)
"...are being murdered."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God."
Archer (2009)
"But for the enlisted, being chosen to bat for an officer was very desirable."
Archer (2009)
"Especially when that officer was Captain Reginald Thistleton."
Archer (2009)
"Woodhouse, you're a rose among thorns."
Archer (2009)
"Bagged your share today, Scripes?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, didn't Oscar Wilde get hard labor for that?"
Archer (2009)
"What are you talking about?"
Archer (2009)
"WOODHOUSE: France. Spring, 1917."
Archer (2009)
"[PLAYING "DANNY BOY"]"
Archer (2009)
"Foxley, I think."
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"WOODHOUSE: No one thought we'd live through the war..."
Archer (2009)
"...so Reggie came up with the idea."
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"- That's the spirit. Who else? SOLDIER: Yeah. I'm in."
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"[ALL CLAMORING]"
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"Oh, nearly 1200 pounds."
Archer (2009)
"What? Nobody is getting killed over however much that is in real money."
Archer (2009)
"Unlike some people around here."
Archer (2009)
"That's silvertip badger, kid. You know how much this cost?"
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"No, don't. Hey, come on, don't..."
Archer (2009)
"Here. God. Baby."
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"Not me, but, you know, somebody would. So how many of you old geezers are left?"
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"Wha...? What will?"
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"Cor, you done all right, then."
Archer (2009)
"You're gonna eat so many spider webs."
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"Scripes phones me at my niece's house in Secaucus, New Jersey..."
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"...in Secaucus, New Jersey. - Riveting."
Archer (2009)
"Gave him your address. Told the bastard we'd be waiting for him."
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"- Waiting for him? My God, he'll... BISHOP: Never know what hit him."
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"[SEAMUS CRYING]"
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"No, no, no. Woodhouse, I can either do... God, you are such a little brat. Here!"
Archer (2009)
"Well, Scripes is on his way here, so..."
Archer (2009)
"Woodhouse. Yes."
Archer (2009)
"- Mother, come on, you... - You're off your nut..."
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"...if you think I'm babysitting this squalling little..."
Archer (2009)
"- No, I didn't give it to him, but... - Ass."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: See? Look at him, he's crazy for it."
Archer (2009)
"You only give them liquor if they have croup."
Archer (2009)
"Or colic. Or the jimmy legs. Or... Can't you just dump him on Woodhouse?"
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"[CRYING]"
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"ARCHER: Oh, what the hell? Hello?"
Archer (2009)
"No, you're not. Don't reload. Damn it."
Archer (2009)
"BISHOP: Ow. - And my first-favorite lamp, fantastic."
Archer (2009)
"Serves you right, shooting blind like that. You could've killed me."
Archer (2009)
"You know, once, uh..."
Archer (2009)
"And lay off the wee baby Seamus."
Archer (2009)
"You want a pretty bumblebee?"
Archer (2009)
"There you go."
Archer (2009)
"Did somebody trick you? Hmm?"
Archer (2009)
"Shut up, liar. Of things impossible."
Archer (2009)
"It's not... Cyril, can you explain compound interest to her?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, maybe if we had an infinite amount of time. And she were someone else."
Archer (2009)
"But look, half the people that work here are field agents..."
Archer (2009)
"Is basically just a great big asbestos lawsuit waiting to happen."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, here's some more claims forms."
Archer (2009)
"We need twin Vickers here by the bar, a Lewis gun by the sofa..."
Archer (2009)
"I don't know, sir. Scripes was the toughest man in the squadron."
Archer (2009)
"Just the squadron,"
Archer (2009)
"Do as you like with me, but I won't have a swishy party-boy backchat a war hero."
Archer (2009)
"- War hero? - Oh, let's not..."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Woodhouse? - Damn right."
Archer (2009)
"- Drag that up."
Archer (2009)
"Alas, poor Reggie."
Archer (2009)
"I'd written him a letter, you see, so I was waiting out on the field."
Archer (2009)
"WOODHOUSE: I could hear Reggie out there past the wire, screaming like a lamb."
Archer (2009)
"[THISTLETON GROANS]"
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"I'm coming for you, sir."
Archer (2009)
"Woodhouse, you came for me."
Archer (2009)
"- Cheers. - Now, let me just light that for you."
Archer (2009)
"- Just give that another go. - Good man."
Archer (2009)
"Woodhouse there's... God, that's bright."
Archer (2009)
"There's something I've been wanting to tell... You scoundrel."
Archer (2009)
"Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish **** in it."
Archer (2009)
"- Because of the scalps. - For..."
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"- The what? - German scalps."
Archer (2009)
"- What? - He must have had 50 of them."
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"- That's a lot of scalps. - Could've made a blanket."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Reggie!"
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"Please, I just killed a man and I think my water just broke."
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"Gave birth to you right there on that greasy bar."
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"I cut the cord, and I've been with your family ever since."
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"- You saw Mother's vagina? WOODHOUSE: Hmm?"
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"Oh, God!"
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"I had just gotten him to sleep. Don't you know anything about babies?"
Archer (2009)
"I know you're not supposed to have them on a greasy bar. In Tangiers."
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"I just wanna look at him."
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"Oh, it's beautiful."
Archer (2009)
"Clapped-out Arab whore traded it for a pint. Said it was sterling."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, that's a fine name. And could his middle name be Reginald?"
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"[MALORY SIGHS]"
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"No. A little too gay, but..."
Archer (2009)
"But how would you like a job?"
Archer (2009)
"I think I would like it very much indeed, ma'am."
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"- Oh, my God. MALORY: And if that weren't enough..."
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"Wha...? What?"
Archer (2009)
"Your mum's got home from the war. Give her a proper hello."
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"Wow, he did all that? For..."
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"You. And you've treated him like a dog ever since."
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"But you won't have him to kick around forever..."
Archer (2009)
"Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril? You dead?"
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"- Damn. - Should I put him out of his misery?"
Archer (2009)
"What the bloody hell?"
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"I say, I'm dreadfully sorry about that, old boy."
Archer (2009)
"And as for Stilton, there's no nice way to put it."
Archer (2009)
"No, Stilton was always quite keen on that. Remember?"
Archer (2009)
"Always looking for something sturdy to loop his Sam Browne over?"
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"Well, here's to you, "Choke and Stroke.""
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"God knows we had our differences, but I'm just so glad to see you both."
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"It's Reggie's. I stole it from his effects."
Archer (2009)
"I looked everywhere for that."
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"That's right. Damned wretched of me, I know, but I just wanted a memento."
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"The baby!"
Archer (2009)
"WOODHOUSE [IN SLOW-MOTION]: No!"
Archer (2009)
"[BODY THUDS] [CAR HORNS HONKING]"
Archer (2009)
"...and that baby was you, baby. Yeah, pretty hot, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"[IN NORMAL VOICE] Oh, my God. You... You..."
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