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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"ANNOUNCER: They're wheel- to-wheel coming out of the last chicane..."
Archer (2009)
"...the Frenchman DeVoe making a run at Bivens for second."
Archer (2009)
"...here at the Monaco Grand Prix."
Archer (2009)
"BENOIT [IN FRENCH ACCENT]: Your room, madame, is no longer."
Archer (2009)
"No, I'm sharing it with you, and it's the last one in the hotel."
Archer (2009)
"- Malory. - You know what?"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, look, Ray, this is fine. Two of us will just have to double up."
Archer (2009)
"It's bad enough Lachouffe made us schlep all the way to Monaco..."
Archer (2009)
"Which is where?"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, Sterling has it. - What?"
Archer (2009)
"He may be a vain, selfish, lying, and quite possibly alcoholic man-whore..."
Archer (2009)
"- Wha...? - That way they comp everything."
Archer (2009)
"I call it the Sterling Archer Triple-A Power Play."
Archer (2009)
"- Did you get a receipt? ARCHER: Of... Of course I did."
Archer (2009)
"If you will please to follow me to le suite royale..."
Archer (2009)
"- Uh, Benoit. - Ha-ha-ha."
Archer (2009)
"Sounds like "Ben Wa balls," Benoit. "Balls." See?"
Archer (2009)
"I can't even say it without saying "balls." Say your name."
Archer (2009)
"[SIGHS]"
Archer (2009)
"...and fold his towels into swans."
Archer (2009)
"Not these towels, some thicker ones."
Archer (2009)
"I want my luggage up here in three minutes."
Archer (2009)
"My bellhops have been taken prisoner by the Wehrmacht."
Archer (2009)
"- Wait, what? - Now you just listen to me, bub..."
Archer (2009)
"Madame, the only way you will have this suite is over my lifeless corpse."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Happy? - Yeah, except for my gun's all soapy."
Archer (2009)
"- It won't be. Everything's comped. - Because they expect you to gamble."
Archer (2009)
"- What's on that disk, anyway? - None of your beeswax."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, no, no."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no."
Archer (2009)
"[SHOUTS] Pam!"
Archer (2009)
"[MOANS]"
Archer (2009)
"Ha, ha, oh, that was fun. Thank you."
Archer (2009)
"And how does she have 2.3 million damn dollars in her 401(k)?"
Archer (2009)
"- Make me. - Zip it, you two."
Archer (2009)
"[LAUGHS]"
Archer (2009)
"In bearer bonds, whatever those are."
Archer (2009)
"He's gambling away our retirement money."
Archer (2009)
"She awaits your passionate embrace."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, yes, yes, he does."
Archer (2009)
"- Bon. Then I wish you bonne chance. - Oh, shoot. I can't. I don't have any..."
Archer (2009)
"...chips. Thanks, Radar."
Archer (2009)
"Monsieur, the minimum c'est deux."
Archer (2009)
"Thanks, Benoit balls. I don't actually..."
Archer (2009)
"- Twenty-five grand? Apiece? - Bonne chance."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, hey, hang on. Benoit balls. L..."
Archer (2009)
"So I need to get that money back."
Archer (2009)
"[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]"
Archer (2009)
"All right, let's do that again."
Archer (2009)
"...so bring me a fifth of Glengoolie Black and a bag of gummi bears."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no!"
Archer (2009)
"- Here, take this. - No, thanks. I'm not thirs... Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"- How much? - Uh, well, it's hard to say, really."
Archer (2009)
"Maybe 800,000?"
Archer (2009)
"You lost 800 grand?"
Archer (2009)
"- Here, hold these? ARCHER: Ray, I said I'm not thirsty."
Archer (2009)
"- Unh! - Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"- Three-point-two million dollars? - I've been really streaky, Ray."
Archer (2009)
"Like an idiot."
Archer (2009)
"Or Lana. They'll think less of me."
Archer (2009)
"Uh..."
Archer (2009)
"- Is drunk. - Ah."
Archer (2009)
"Who are you, Carrie Nation?"
Archer (2009)
"[BURPS]"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, yuk it up."
Archer (2009)
"- Have you? - Once."
Archer (2009)
"Unh. Oh, God."
Archer (2009)
"- Look, I said I was sorry. - No, you didn't."
Archer (2009)
"- You're not using them. - I am."
Archer (2009)
"- Then tell me your genius plan. - Rob the casino."
Archer (2009)
"Come on, I've broken into way tougher places, right?"
Archer (2009)
"What does it say on the receipt?"
Archer (2009)
"Do you know why they're called bearer bonds?"
Archer (2009)
"And the legal owner of a bearer bond..."
Archer (2009)
"Because your mother's cleaned out all the ISIS 401(k) accounts."
Archer (2009)
"[GUN COCKS]"
Archer (2009)
"Mother's the one who stole our retirement money."
Archer (2009)
"He does have a point."
Archer (2009)
"Unh, you couldn't feel bad enough. Shut up, so here's what we're gonna do."
Archer (2009)
"We have to keep Malory occupied while we meet Lachouffe."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Ew."
Archer (2009)
"...I don't think she's gonna have luck."
Archer (2009)
"Because you will be making the exchange with Lachouffe."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER & GILLETTE: Ew."
Archer (2009)
"LANA: When Lachouffe realizes we don't have $4 million in bearer bonds..."
Archer (2009)
"[GRUNTS]"
Archer (2009)
"Then, having retrieved your mother's disgusting sex tape..."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, allegedly disgusting. Although, probably disgusting."
Archer (2009)
"- We figure out a way to get our 401(k) money back."
Archer (2009)
"I'm good."
Archer (2009)
"- Archer. - What? Lana, look at him."
Archer (2009)
"- Unh. - How the hell would he know?"
Archer (2009)
"If we don't get my 401(k) back, you won't live long enough to regret you were born."
Archer (2009)
"And I can let all this stuff go for $41,688."
Archer (2009)
"...and about, say, 80 computers for your clubhouse?"
Archer (2009)
"Case in point, Lana. That's..."
Archer (2009)
"- No, the moment's ruined. - We're ruined."
Archer (2009)
"Wow, this might be hard to drive with such a huge, throbbing erection."
Archer (2009)
"[ENGINE WHIRRING]"
Archer (2009)
"...at the Grand Prix, because look here now."
Archer (2009)
"He's headed for the coast road."
Archer (2009)
"[TRUCK HONKS]"
Archer (2009)
"I can't see, you fool! Get off!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, an attack helicopter and a rocket launcher, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: I see it, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"- Balls. - Ha-ha-ha."
Archer (2009)
"[SCREAMS]"
Archer (2009)
"The money. Where's the money?"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, and I'm fine, since you asked."
Archer (2009)
"- Yeah, I didn't. - Hey, you know what...?"
Archer (2009)
"LANA: So guess that's it for Lachouffe and Benoit."
Archer (2009)
"And speaking of, you are so lucky this worked out."
Archer (2009)
"...lucky at a whole shitload of all kinds of other stuff."
Archer (2009)
"Why are you drinking again? We're meeting Lachouffe in 10 minutes."
Archer (2009)
"First of all, if that's my Chanel suit, I will have your guts for garters."
Archer (2009)
"...was incredibly lame."
Archer (2009)
"...if they find out their measly 401(k)s are missing."
Archer (2009)
"So wait, they're gonna fence all that stuff and then pay us for it?"
Archer (2009)
"[English - US - SDH]"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, it's a great start to the qualifying heats..."
Archer (2009)
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