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Clips from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman - Whine, Whine, Whine (S02E02)

"He doesn't love you, Elise."
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"- Your witness. - Fry him."
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"Well, that was a heart-rending speech."
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"- I've smelled it before. - Your Honor."
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"This is the most disgraceful form of courtroom theatrics I've ever witnessed."
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"- Superman, should we evacuate? - No. Everyone stay calm."
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"I think... Yes, right here."
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"My eyes. My eyes!"
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"Is there no end of the suffering Superman causes?"
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"And your arm will be fine."
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"I want a divorce."
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"You need a lawyer?"
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"Tends to make them more lenient."
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"Oh, I just think I understand something that I didn't before."
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"Why I don't really know you."
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"...we just end up showing the worst sides of ourselves."
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"I realize that that was selfish."
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"...you're here for all of us."
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"Lois, I need..."
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"...to say to you..."
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"...thank you for being such a great friend."
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"I know I told you we wouldn't stick our noses in..."
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"It's wrong."
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"I have a therapist. Can you believe it?"
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"It has to do with some boring childhood trauma. Can I come in?"
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"Yeah."
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"...that there was someone else. And Dan and I..."
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"Look, Lois, if you came here to tell me that you and Dan..."
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"I was thinking of moving, but now I'm not so sure."
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"So, what were you gonna do?"
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"Slip out in the night and not tell me?"
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"Send me a postcard from...?"
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"Lois, you and I haven't exactly been getting along lately."
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"You know, we let ourselves get distracted..."
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"And all because we're trying to hide from each other, and I'm sick of it."
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"Clark, if you're gonna run away from this tell me now."
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"For the Nature Station, I'm Marlin Pfinch Lupus..."
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"... reminding you to stay."
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"Step right up. Step right up, folks."
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"Step right up and have your futures told by Madame Malovsky."
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"She knows all, she sees all and she tells all."
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"- How much of my dollar goes to charity? - A hundred percent."
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"Lois, is that you?"
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"Honey, I need some help. I cannot keep these fingernails on."
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"Come on, Lois."
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"Lois, I'm about to lose a customer."
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"Is this your idea of a date?"
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"Do you think Scardino takes her to silly street fairs, buys her cotton candy?"
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"I can't hold it."
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"He broke my hand, Elise."
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"Just when I get my break in show business, this baboon busts my hand."
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"I mean it."
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"Clark?"
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"Just about how much you mean to Clark Kent."
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"- Oh, I thought you were mad at him. - I'm mad at both of you."
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"Me? Why me?"
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"You deliberately horned in on my date with Clark..."
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"...and you tried to make him look bad. - I didn't have to try very hard."
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"And because you won't talk to me about your work."
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"Whoa, Lois. You know that's not personal."
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"Can you say that about Clark?"
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"I'm an artist. I need both my hands."
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"What would Jimi Hendrix have been with one hand?"
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"I'll tell you what, he'd have been nobody."
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"He'd have been nothing. He'd have been..."
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"He would've been alive. You're alive, Calvin, and you're gonna be fine."
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"You wouldn't know art if it jumped up and bit your kneecap."
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"What are you, a greeting card on steroids?"
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"You fly around butting your nose in other people's business. Who asked you?"
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"- I'd hate to start now. - Why are you still here?"
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"What are you waiting for, gratitude?"
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"You ruined my life."
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"Please go. He won't calm down unless you go."
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"Really, I'll be fine."
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"And, thank you."
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"You ruined my life!"
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"It is not just some dumb guy thing, Lois."
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"Our professional loyalties conflict."
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"Not to mention the fact that if you know what I'm doing, you could be in danger."
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"Oh, so that's what this is? This is you protecting the little woman."
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"- Sometimes. - I don't need protecting."
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"I just want one man. One whole man."
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"Is that too much to ask for? And what do I have to choose from?"
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"What do people talk about if not what they did all day?"
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"And one guy who is out of this world, literally."
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"So it would seem."
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"Could we just go over my options?"
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"Your current options are, one wonderful guy who's apparently afraid of commitment."
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"And one superhero who is apparently unattainable."
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"Or it could be that none of them is right for you."
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"...of repeating back to me everything that I just said."
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"They make me really mad."
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"And what do you think you might wanna do about that?"
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"Lois."
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"- Jimmy, did you hear something? - Like what?"
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"No, Clark did."
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"Clark who?"
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"- Lois? - There it is again."
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"- Lois... - What?"
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"No. Don't say a word. Allow me."
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"So you can see why I left you in the middle of our date."
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"But I'm sure you'll understand." How am I doing so far?"
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"Elise, my hand really itches."
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"And it really hurts."
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"You, stay."
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"So while the male lion basks majestically in the warm sun of the veldt..."
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"Bye, sweetie."
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"You're not going to work?"
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"What if I need to write something down?"
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"- Like a phone message. - Use your other hand."
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"What if I need to open a can of beer?"
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"I'll go to the mat for you. I'll sue anybody for anything."
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"And when I say, "anybody," I mean anybody."
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"Finally, I'll get respect."
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"Finally, women will sense my power."
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"- Excuse me, this is about me. - Of course it is, my boy."
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"I never lose sight of the true objective."
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"I'll be working entirely on contingency."
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"- Forty percent? - Ask my receptionist to come in here."
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