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Clips from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman - Whine, Whine, Whine (S02E02)

"See your destiny with Madame Malovsky."
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"You'll be here when I get back? You won't have an urge to buy a video..."
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"...or put money in the meter, get yourself new shoelaces?"
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"Jimmy, I don't care what Scardino does."
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"- Hi, guys. Lois around? - Yeah, and she's with me."
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"- Like, a date? - Yeah. Like a date."
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"Where she and I are together for a period of time, as a couple."
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"Somebody get him out of the way."
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"He's a little bit dazed but he'll be fine."
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"Fine? Fine?"
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"He probably had a good reason."
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"Yeah, sure he did. He probably had to go buy some pies."
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"I don't understand what you see in him."
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"He's nice and he's kind and he's patient."
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"Because you think gifts solve everything."
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"But I'm here because I wanna be with you, whenever I can."
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"I'm a musician."
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"You know, people who love each other are supposed to be kind to each other."
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"What do you need? What do you want, Lois?"
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"I've got one guy who's really wonderful, but disappears when I try and talk to him."
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"I thought you had given up the Superman fantasy."
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"One exciting guy who wants to control the conversation."
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"Sometimes we can't hear what we're saying unless somebody reflects it back."
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"Sounded like my name. You didn't say my name?"
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"I suddenly remembered that I had to get my mother's sister's poodle's hair cut."
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"- What if I need something? - Everything you need is on the TV tray."
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"Have you been injured? Just call Barry Barker."
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"I'll take your case and it won't cost you a cent."
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"Forty percent of the settlement."
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"And now back to the Nature Channel."
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"Now, bear with me here, folks, because it is really pretty complicated."
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"It is ironic that such mindless creatures stand to inherit the Earth..."
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"Hello?"
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"- He's not my boyfriend. - All right, it's a figure of speech."
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"- He's FDA. - What?"
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"Food and Drug Administration, Lois."
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"All right. All right. If you say so."
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"- Great dumplings, Lois. - Bobby."
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"I think... I think you're looking for something that doesn't exist, Lois."
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"The perfect man, the perfect relationship, the perfect life."
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"Oh, super."
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"- Can I talk to you? - Take a number, pal."
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"Well, you need a lawyer."
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"Yeah, but is he a good person?"
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"Bad for your boy-scout image to be represented by a scuzzball?"
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"I know one, for all the good it'll do you."
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"His hand will heal, and since he has no job, there will be no loss of income."
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"Yes, and I've offered to pay for the medical expenses."
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"Nothing is ever enough and nothing is ever right."
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"Now, I'm gonna go investigate this guy who's suing Superman."
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"Okay."
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"I never won because I believe that justice should be about truth..."
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"...answering to greedy plaintiffs and their noxious attorneys."
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"I'm sorry."
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"- Did you bring it? - Yes."
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"Next, on Jerry."
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"Barry Barker says there's no way I could lose the case."
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"Hi, Lois."
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"- Men are pigs. - What?"
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"... a master guitarist on the cusp of major stardom..."
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"... at the hands of Superman."
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"- What? - Well?"
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"Clark, we were on a date and you just disappeared and never came back."
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"Superman, how could you hurt my back like that?"
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"Excuse me."
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"Thanks."
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"Oh, sweetie."
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"Lois hates me."
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"I don't think I can do this anymore."
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"- Do what? - I thought I was able to lead a normal life."
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"To have a job, friends and somebody to love."
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"No, no. I'm certainly not bitter."
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"Well, let me tell you about my strategy in a case like this, Mr. Superman."
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"- Mint? - No."
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"- I don't think... ...you squeeze harder."
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"Let's go."
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"Superman, you are the one being exploited here, and I've got an idea."
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"No problem. First few are on me, pro bono."
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"- You look sad, Superman. - I'm okay."
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"- Don't be a Mr. Gloomy-Pants. - Okay."
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"Seems he loves suing people, loves getting sued so he can countersue."
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"I was finished."
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"Is that the money?"
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"Go be Chuckles the Clown on your time."
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"On my clock, shut your mouth."
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"We want it by the first of the year. And we want it guaranteed."
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"You got it."
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"Really? Like your posing as a corrupt FDA researcher?"
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"And the man you just met with is the president of Omnicorp..."
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"Lois, I need you to stay out of this."
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"That's why you won't talk to me about your work."
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"- Stay... - What am I, a house pet?"
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"All you talk about is how evasive Clark is..."
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"...and how he's always disappearing."
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"So here. I want you to have these. These are all my notes on your stupid case."
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"Charles Knox."
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"I've got bad news."
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"Yes. Yes, it would."
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"Why don't you get right on that."
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"Let alone entrust my entire career to."
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"I know. I'm sorry."
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"And you being pathetic is really pathetic."
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"Someone who understands greed but doesn't wanna be a part of it."
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"And if that's pathetic, well..."
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"So you'll do it?"
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"Go to... You know, wherever it is you go and rest up."
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"You bring the bagels."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Sure. Come on in."
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"I don't know."
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"What you're saying is, that all my life I've attracted men that are controlling..."
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"...or downright liars, because..."
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"You're not a victim, Lois."
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"So stop acting like one."
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"How come you never ask the simple questions?"
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"- Completely paralyzed? - Yes, completely."
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"They're bad."
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"- I smell a ham with cheese. - The witness may step down."
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"It's silent. No moving parts."
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"Can I ask you a question?"
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