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Clips from 2 Broke Girls - And the No New Friends (S05E05)

"Pick up. Fried egg over easy."
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"Can you?"
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"You know, I could just check out"
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"I'd never grow up to be my gynecologist."
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"you thought T-Mobile was a rapper."
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"Max, I want to talk to you."
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"I just heard the funniest joke."
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"A guy is driving a car up a hill and he sees a pig in the road."
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"no, the pig is in the road,"
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"Thank you. Come again."
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"so I'd say five years."
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"Becky's an actress."
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"Boober."
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"It would've been awesome,"
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"Nice meeting you, Brandi."
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"It's Randi!"
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"Hey, Earl, what's shaking?"
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"Max, I'm pushing 80."
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"The easier question is, "What isn't shaking?""
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"I had to watch "Carson Daly" alone and say,"
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"So did you guys have fun last night,"
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"Let's just say we're gonna be in not one,"
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"That's so fun that you had fun."
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"Forget it."
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"in slow motion."
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"for lack of a better word."
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"You thought we were in a monogamous friendship?"
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"I'm not even monogamous with the people I'm monogamous with."
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"You guys talking about that show, "Friends"?"
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"Motivating me to look at resumes on monster.com?"
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"There's a girl in my section with clean-ish looking hair."
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"Speaking of hair, pick up."
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"The water's supposed to be that color."
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"It was so refreshing to be around people"
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"And we had such interesting conversations."
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"Honestly, after talking to them,"
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"Oh, you guys did molly?"
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"Now I'm jealous."
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"These people don't need drugs to be happy."
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"- Uh-uh. - Fresh country air."
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"I could be in a cult for the weekend."
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"to name other living things."
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"Just give me the tray."
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"Isn't she great?"
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"There are only two rules in this house:"
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"Kale is good for the eyes."
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"Elaine, this is Caroline,"
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"I'm Max."
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"I miss her."
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"But seriously, something like a honey mustard"
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"Max, Elaine is amazing."
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"Can you just admit it's not a cult?"
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"Look to the person next to you,"
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"My best is my best, and that's why I'm blessed."
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"My best is my best,"
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"Okay, it's a cult."
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"Little bit."
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"All right, everyone."
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"Sound bathe us, Eugene."
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"begin with a soft..."
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"How are we gonna"
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"a cult."
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"because I really don't like cream-based sauces."
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"She has fibromyalgia."
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"Fibromyalgia and seasonal depression?"
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"You really won the dog lottery."
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"We got to get out of here."
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"Angel."
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"It'll be like staying at a B and B"
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"run by a lame Ron Hubbard."
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"Yay."
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"Before the sunrise, our moons will unite."
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"Caroline."
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"Caroline."
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"Oh, I thought you were gonna be Elaine."
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"And I thought I was gonna be dead at 14,"
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"Please tell me Elaine didn't get to you."
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"Or you."
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"Now, I know some of you have not yet laid with me tonight..."
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"Do either of those NS stand for nachos?"
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"by another group run by my ex-husband, Nancy."
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"I believe it's "whom" and no, I don't."
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"Oh, God, no."
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"who you brought with brown hair"
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"Wait a minute."
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"That was positive."
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"Huge."
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"Just need to settle up your bill."
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"I ate $700 worth of shrimp?"
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"Is there a ship we can scrub?"
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"Or a gay celebrity we can marry?"
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"Well, you made friends with me, and I'm not in a cult..."
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"I don't think of you that way at all."
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"You and I are about to die in the woods."
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"We are getting in that car"
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"Said if I didn't hear back from her,"
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"It's called Avon."
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"you had an escape plan?"
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"Welcome to the Williamsburg Diner."
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"Your lifespan just decreased by one meal."
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"Oh, dude, I can hold up one finger, too,"
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"and trust me; it won't be that one."
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"Booth one is all yours."
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"If I wanted to deal with a guy"
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"who won't even acknowledge my existence,"
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"I'd track down my father."
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"Makeup needs to complement the personality."
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"Finally."
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"I've been telling you for a year you need to get plucked."
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"Correction: make that over hard."
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"Max, that's Earl's order."
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"and phone in this job, too,"
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"but I promised myself"
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"Earl, I know you remember a time"
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"and get the fact that I was totally dissing them."
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"Thank you, Earl."
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"The Mets are down in the bottom of the sixth."
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"Earl, three months ago,"
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"Well, why not?"
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"Everyone else is listening"
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