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Clips from "Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

"But that's just perfect for an Amish like me"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"You know, I shun fancy things like electricity"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"At 4: 30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"And my homies all I agree I look good in black... fool"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We been spending most our lives"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We don't fight, we all play nice"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We're all crazy Mennonites"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"There's no cops or traffic lights"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Yech"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"It's hard work and sacrifice"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Not a single luxury"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We're just plain and simple guys"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"So don't be vain and don't be whiny"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We been spending most our lives"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We sell quilts at discount price"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"A local boy kicked me in the butt last week"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We're just technologically impaired"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We're just plain and simple guys"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anudder"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"So don't be vain and don't be whiny"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"But you'd probably think it bites"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Like Robinson Crusoe"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"It's as primitive as can be"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"There's no time for sin and vice"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We been spending most our lives"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Yech"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"It's hard work and sacrifice"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"I really don't care, in fact I wish him well"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Like Robinson Crusoe"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"It's as primitive as can be"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We been spending most our lives"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"You know, I shun fancy things like electricity"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"I've churned butter once or twice"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"And my homies all I agree I really look good in black... fool"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anudder"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We're all crazy Mennonites"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"At 4: 30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"There's no cops or traffic lights"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We been spending most our lives"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We're just technologically impaired"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"I've churned butter once or twice"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We been spending most our lives"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We don't fight, we all play nice"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"We sell quilts at discount price"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"There's no time for sin and vice"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Not a single luxury"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"I really don't care, in fact I wish him well"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"Living in an Amish paradise"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
"But that's just perfect for an Amish like me"
"Weird" Al Yankovic
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