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Clips from Daria (1997) - Too Cute (S01E01)

"That's funny, Sandi!"
Daria (1997)
"Thanks."
Daria (1997)
"Hi, Quinn!"
Daria (1997)
"Hi, Quinn!"
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"No."
Daria (1997)
"You think so? I told Dr. Shar..."
Daria (1997)
"Everybody uses her."
Daria (1997)
"It's not too cute. It's cute, but not obnoxious about it."
Daria (1997)
"What do you think, Quinn?"
Daria (1997)
"Just cute?"
Daria (1997)
"Wait, you guys were just saying it was cute?"
Daria (1997)
"No way."
Daria (1997)
"I have lots of things which I wear at different times, far apart in time."
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"As you wish."
Daria (1997)
"Let's ask her."
Daria (1997)
"Hello! Quinn's cousin or something."
Daria (1997)
"What is it?"
Daria (1997)
"So I said I thought it was cute."
Daria (1997)
"What was wrong with Brooke's old nose?"
Daria (1997)
"It wasn't cute. It had, like, an extra bone in it."
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"Maybe when you're older, and you're doing it for yourself,"
Daria (1997)
"Yes, it's a double standard,"
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"but women in business are judged on their looks,"
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"I'm not perfect. My nose has inperfections."
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"Wanna borrow my stapler?"
Daria (1997)
"Twelve people smiled back, fifteen said hello, eight said hi."
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"And, Mr. Football Hero,"
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"Fourteen people pretended not to see me,"
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"three called the police,"
Daria (1997)
"And so, what does this experiment teach us about how the perception of attractiveness affects human behavior?"
Daria (1997)
"Oh, Kevvie, what have they done to you?"
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"It's just makeup, babe."
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"Ms. Barch, will you please send Daria Morgendorffer to the office? Her sister..."
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"Cousin!"
Daria (1997)
"Exactly what it sounds like."
Daria (1997)
"Shut up."
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"but you convinced the nurse to let your sister take you home."
Daria (1997)
"Generally, you want your alibi not to be a witness at the scene of the crime."
Daria (1997)
"Uh, okay."
Daria (1997)
"I need, uh, someone who's known me for a while and who's like that thing."
Daria (1997)
"Right. Good plan."
Daria (1997)
"...noticed how they are unshapely and reported it in a study conducted in 1982."
Daria (1997)
"It's a pretty little schnoz!"
Daria (1997)
"It would be a crime against nature,"
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"dimple you up..."
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"oh! I know!"
Daria (1997)
"And as long as we're here, let's do something about that hair."
Daria (1997)
"All right, funny gal, your turn!"
Daria (1997)
"Come on, Daria."
Daria (1997)
"It's a start!"
Daria (1997)
"We all know about the terrible atrocities caused by America's lust for veal,"
Daria (1997)
"but here's something nice you can do for calves: calf implants!"
Daria (1997)
"I try to be."
Daria (1997)
"But you, Daria... I hate to see a young lady give up on herself at such a early age."
Daria (1997)
"Humor may lift your spirits, Daria, but it takes a professional to lift your buttocks!"
Daria (1997)
"Don't worry, you're gonna be all right."
Daria (1997)
"You're just mad because she figured you out."
Daria (1997)
"So, first she tells Quinn that she can fix her up for six thousand dollars."
Daria (1997)
"Wait, there's more."
Daria (1997)
"Then she announces for twenty grand, she can fix me."
Daria (1997)
"And then to top off the day, she sends me home with a pair of fake boobs."
Daria (1997)
"Says they'll change my attitude."
Daria (1997)
"Boy, she was really trying to make you insecure."
Daria (1997)
"I know. If I didn't have such low self-esteem, she might have gotten to me."
Daria (1997)
"You probably only need one fake boob."
Daria (1997)
"How do you know?"
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"like the news or something, to pay attention to her appearance."
Daria (1997)
"Brooke!"
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"I didn't! Dr. Shar liposucked one out for me."
Daria (1997)
"Excellent."
Daria (1997)
"It's like a dream come true."
Daria (1997)
"Dr. Shar says the average female has enough fat in her butt to keep her lips luscious until she's, like, seventy."
Daria (1997)
"Wait, so does that mean I can join the Fashion Club?"
Daria (1997)
"You bring 'em?"
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"Okay."
Daria (1997)
"It's really bumming me out that people hate the way I look!"
Daria (1997)
"What do you think he thinks you meant?"
Daria (1997)
"I need to borrow six thousand dollars."
Daria (1997)
"They'll believe that."
Daria (1997)
"Take up a collection?"
Daria (1997)
"Aren't you a little worried that there may be a hell?"
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"I'm doing it to bring honor to the school."
Daria (1997)
"Send an inquiry to the U.S. Department of Deluded Adolescents."
Daria (1997)
"You know, maybe I should get boobs."
Daria (1997)
"Quinn..."
Daria (1997)
"So if Dr. Shar makes everyone else attractive and popular,"
Daria (1997)
"Where will it end?"
Daria (1997)
"Why do I bother talking to you?"
Daria (1997)
"She had a nasal relapse."
Daria (1997)
"That poor girl."
Daria (1997)
"Maybe the Fashion Club should send her flowers or something."
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"Hi! How ya doing? Here's five bucks."
Daria (1997)
"Thanks, man. You're pretty cool."
Daria (1997)
"You really know how to tell a story."
Daria (1997)
"Well, then, take Stacy out and put Quinn in."
Daria (1997)
"Hi, guys! Hi, Sandi! Hi, Joey, hi, Jeffy, hi, Johnny."
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"Hi, Quinn! It's Jamie."
Daria (1997)
"Hi, Sandi..."
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"It's the cutest."
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"It's cute."
Daria (1997)
"Quinn has very high nose standards."
Daria (1997)
"I said it was cute!"
Daria (1997)
"Oh, like you meant it."
Daria (1997)
"Well, at least I thought about it."
Daria (1997)
"Excuse me? Are you saying we're shallow?"
Daria (1997)
"No, Quinn's just so deep,"
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"she thinks we would say something's cute when it's not cute,"
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"which we wouldn't."
Daria (1997)
"I don't have a "thing" that I always wear."
Daria (1997)
"If you say so."
Daria (1997)
"Quinn, there's that girl you know."
Daria (1997)
"My sister wants me to stay away."
Daria (1997)
"Really."
Daria (1997)
"Why doesn't anyone believe me?"
Daria (1997)
"Hey, it's almost time for dessert."
Daria (1997)
"Can we discuss liposuction now?"
Daria (1997)
"I just don't like the idea of you girls talking about cosmetic surgery."
Daria (1997)
"or there's a sound professional reason for it."
Daria (1997)
"I mean, you need to be presentable."
Daria (1997)
"But breast implants? I just don't know."
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