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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Take My Wife, for Example (S05E05)

"Wait a minute, are you telling me I kiss hard?"
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"Past tense. I'm not saying you kiss hard..."
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"...I'm just saying you never let me kiss back."
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"David, I'm not saying you kiss badly."
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"I know what you're saying. Just expressing a preference."
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"That's right, a preference, not a criticism."
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"No criticism taken."
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"Well, at least she won't get any bruises."
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"-David, I'm really sorry. -About what?"
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"The kissing. I was talking off the top of my head."
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"No big deal."
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"It's the furthest thing from a no big deal, it's trivial."
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"Really, it isn't that important how somebody kisses."
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"-Well, I don't know about that. -It doesn't mean anything."
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"You were saying?"
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"I've asked you volunteers to sign these waivers..."
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"...holding Blue Moon and myself completely blameless..."
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"...from any unforeseen side effects of this experiment."
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"I'm sure I don't have to tell you that this project is highly classified."
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"You're brave subjects."
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"I want you to apply your highest critical standards."
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"Evaluate the experimental stimuli with complete clinical objectivity."
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"The future of scientific method may hang in the balance."
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"There is nothing more stimulating than the pursuit of knowledge."
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"Miss Lamont, would you characterise that as a duo-directional lipus-lockus?"
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"There's nothing more deadly than a duo-directional lipus-lockus."
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"-Please don't beg me. -I need to speak to you."
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"Nothing's more important than Blue Moon."
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"If it's more paper clips you need, more paper clips you'll get, right?"
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"Paper clips? Absolutely."
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"Ladies, back to work now. Thank you for your input and your output."
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"Love those kids."
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"I care deeply about our staff and that's not just lip service."
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"I called Betty's office. She's stuck in court."
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"We should go there, give her the news about Kraft's girl."
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"-Fine. -What's that on your mouth?"
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"Graffiti? Those darn kids."
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"Spray paint ought to be illegal, no one's safe."
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"We have a little time. I have errands to run."
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"Run away. Don't mind watching the store at all."
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"David, are you all right?"
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"Yeah, sure, nothing a little turpentine won't fix."
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"Send in the control group."
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"He's difficult to shop for, not that I've shopped for him."
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"He has everything only he doesn't have anything."
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"I'm not sure what kind of present to buy him."
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"-How about a watch? -He has a watch."
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"This one's gold."
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"It's beautiful."
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"But I'm not sure he's a pocket watch kind of guy."
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"-This one is 12. -Thousand?"
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"He's definitely not a pocket watch kind of guy."
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"Mr. Addison, you gotta do something."
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"-How's this? -It's Herbert and MacGilicuddy."
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"-No, it's not Herbert and MacGil-- -They're at it again."
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"Another brouhaha, huh?"
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"This is no...and if you don't hurry, this is gonna be a:"
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"-What are they doing this time? -In the underground parking garage."
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"I left them rolling around in the grease."
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"Well, maybe their hands will be too slippery to tear flesh."
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"-Hi, David. -Hi, Maddie."
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"Miss DiPesto, do we know why we're grinning at each other..."
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"...like a bunch of drooling jack-o'-lanterns?"
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"Some of us do."
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"Surprise!"
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"Tadal"
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"What is going on?"
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"-For you. -For me?"
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"-This car? -This car."
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"Well, I can't accept this car. I mean, for no good reason."
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"It's not for no good reason, there are lots of reasons."
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"Well, I mean, I--"
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"You shouldn't have done this. I can't--"
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"You guys really shouldn't have done-- I can't accept this."
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"Well, think of it as the company car, then. Your company car."
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"Great mileage."
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"Bet it goes like a bat out of hell."
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"It is pretty peppy."
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"Yeah, I can't wait for the chase scene."
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"Well, do you like it?"
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"Do I like it?"
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"-Hop in. -Yeah, come on, sir, try it on for size."
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"Vinyl dash."
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"Look of real wood."
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"Even got an AM radio."
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"Let's hear it for Mr. Addison and his new car."
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"Do you think he knew? I don't think he knew."
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"If I'd known, I would've done this a long time ago."
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"This isn't really-- This isn't about what I said, is it? I mean--"
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"Oh, well, maybe it made me think a little."
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"I wanted to get you something you could use. Something you needed."
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"Something you could be proud of."
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"Do you really like it?"
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"Maybe you only wanted to be seen in something sporty."
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"One of those road-hogging, gas-guzzling mileage busters?"
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"No way. This is much more..."
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"-...practical. -Economical."
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"This is very sweet of you. Thank you very much."
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"-Betty Russell, I forgot. -Let's take the Beemer."
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"We want to break this pup in real slow."
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"No, I can talk to Betty. You should take a spin in your new toy."
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"-Go ahead. -Business first."
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"I'll see you later. Just drive carefully."
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"But, but--"
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"Yo, Burt."
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"Did a pretty good little job acting up there in the office."
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"You should consider show biz."
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"I came to California to be an actress."
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"Really? I didn't know that."
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"Yeah, but my personality dominated all the characters I played."
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"Agnes, you're too healthy a human for the acting game."
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"You lack the essential nothingness that all truly great performers possess."
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"I was allergic to the grease paint too."
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"Burt, could I talk to you for a minute?"
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"See you upstairs."
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"Burt, I've had my eye on you for some time."
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"Unless I miss my guess, you're ready to graduate."
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"Graduate?"
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"Ready to make the move to the varsity?"
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"Varsity."
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