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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Take My Wife, for Example (S05E05)

"I have to request the absence of your client."
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"The truth is I would've been on time if my cab hadn't got in a wreck."
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"-I got overhead. -Such as?"
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"I should probably upgrade my sound system."
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"-I'm sorry. -Oh, don't be. I earned my title."
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"-I understand you. -Good."
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"I understand. I don't agree, but I understand."
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"What if Mr. Kraft's favourite colour is lavender?"
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"...that I've destroyed a marriage that could've worked out..."
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"You want me to set you up?"
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"No, go ahead, I'd like to hear you explain."
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"Of course I'm right."
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"-I knew you'd get mad. -I'm not mad."
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"You must mean okay like A-OK, right?"
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"Are you ready?"
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"I'm glad to see you taking an interest in the employees."
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"I have never had anything like this."
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"Well, Maddie, for the first time in my life, I'm speechless."
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"Calling Lydia Kraft to the stand."
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"-How we doing? -Good news."
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"Turns out Nathan Kraft isn't the only name on Joleen's dance card."
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"You of all people deserve to know the truth."
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"...understands the purpose of what seems to us..."
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"-Joleen. -Joleen."
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"We saw him with Joleen 10 miles from the beach."
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"Lydia, why did you lie to us?"
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"Working with a professional of your stature..."
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"Be a good boy, huh?"
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"Okay, Buster."
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"Okay, Buster."
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"Okay, Buster. It's all right."
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"You've had a chance to look this over."
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"May I suggest we get down to business?"
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"I think you'll see that our proposal is reasonable and fair."
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"More than fair."
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"Now, we've given you your division of the community property."
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"We've given you the Tebonn portfolio."
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"Full title to the foreign real estate."
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"And you get the parrots."
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"Now, my client wants this settlement to be amicable as possible."
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"Then don't jerk us around on the alimony."
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"How's Lydia supposed to maintain her lifestyle on this figure?"
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"I don't care about the money. She can have anything she wants."
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"I just wanna make sure that we're doing the right thing here."
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"Have we really tried everything?"
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"-Nathan, this was your idea. -Maybe."
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"Maybe I'm having second thoughts."
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"Oh, this is not a counselling session."
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"Oldest story in the book."
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"Your client pleads irreconcilable differences..."
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"...until he sees the alimony figure on the paper and suddenly..."
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"...my client's little annoying habits aren't so annoying after all."
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"He doesn't want you back, he wants a discount, right?"
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"-Don't bully my client. -Don't insult us with the offer."
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"Lydia, can I talk to you alone?"
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"I do not want you to talk to her at all. You talk to me."
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"-It wouldn't do any harm if I spoke-- -Please, trust me."
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"I've seen this a thousand times. He'll do or say just anything..."
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"-...to soften the financial blow. -All I want is a chance to try to--"
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"-I know what you want and-- -Why don't you shut up?"
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"Why don't we reconvene when your client has control of himself?"
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"Is this the way you represent my wife's interests..."
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"...by driving a wedge between us?"
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"If you need to blame me for your inadequacies as a husband, fine."
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"-Where did you dig up this bulldog? -Oh, now just stop it."
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"Don't pull that routine on me."
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"Who do you think you are, ordering me around like that?"
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"-My marriage counsellor-- -Now, the offer is fair."
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"-I see what you're doing. -You stuff your offer!"
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"And I don't like it."
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"Oh, my God. Nathan, call an ambulance."
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"Right away."
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"We got a rhythm, but she's shooting PVCs."
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"Okay, let's give her a bolus, 75-milligram lidocaine, IV push."
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"Give me one amp sodium bicarb, stat."
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"-BP, 50/0. No pulse. -Defib, 400-watt seconds."
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"Let's go. Ready? Clear."
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"Let's go again."
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"Clear."
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"Mr. A--"
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"David, our meeting was supposed to start at 8:30."
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"-Big hand's on 6, little hand on 8. -A pyjama shirt?"
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"-Yes, it's the latest rage for the fall. -Scoff at a big retainer."
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"Steady flow of casework, contacts, referrals, profits."
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"The client is late."
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"We have time to figure out how we're gonna handle this. Look at this."
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"I'm not some kind of machine you can turn on. I need a cup of joe."
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"A trip to the little boy's room, a glance at the Sports page."
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"If you'd show up earlier..."
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"It used to be, "Get here on time." Now you want earlier?"
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"Maybe you should set up housekeeping here in the office."
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"This would make a nice master bedroom."
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"The dog ate your homework. Cabs don't get in wrecks."
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"That's what I kept telling this guy. "You can't shave and drive.""
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"But did he listen? No."
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"The hood ornament on his car is going to the D on a diaper truck."
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"-Why were you in a cab? -You ever try handling a rickshaw?"
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"What happened to your car? It's been in the shop since I met you--"
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"I don't think I recall ever seeing your car."
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"Because it's so fast."
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"-Where is it? -What?"
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"Why don't you drive it?"
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"-You don't drive a car like that. -Why not?"
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"It kind of belongs to somebody else."
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"-You kind of sold it? -The shop did."
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"The repair shop sold your car out from under you?"
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"Well, it wasn't a repair shop exactly."
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"It was more along the lines of a pawnshop."
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"-A pawnshop? -Honest Ethan's."
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"When it comes to finances, you're a nitwit."
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"This from Ms. Chapter 11."
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"-I don't throw money around. -Neither do I."
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"Well, I wouldn't call hocking your car a sound business."
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"Well, let me see, there's-- Well...."
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"A mortgage? Life-insurance premiums?"
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"Supporting a family?"
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"What do you have to show for piddling away your salary?"
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"See this smile?"
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"-I couldn't live like that. -Well, that's your problem."
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"One of many, I might add. See, the problem with you is..."
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