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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Take My Wife, for Example (S05E05)

"-David. -Your table's ready."
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"Thanks."
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"-If you don't wanna talk about this-- -I don't mind."
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"After everything, I wanna know we can talk to each other."
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"We can talk to each other, talk is good."
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"Are you seeing anybody?"
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"-Me? -Yeah."
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"Mostly I'm busy at the office, but every now and then."
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"-Anyone interesting? -No one you'd know."
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"-Thanks, but no thanks. -Well, I'm just offering."
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"-So you didn't answer my question. -Which question?"
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"Are you seeing anyone?"
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"Women, mostly."
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"David, is that her?"
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"She's young for him."
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"-Doesn't mean they're not in love. -Or in lust."
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"-He's pulling out her chair. -Yeah."
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"That's a good sign."
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"-S0? -He's letting her know he's well-bred."
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"Yeah, close. I think he's letting her know he wants to breed."
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"Nothing like a few phoney manners to get girls doing back flips for you."
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"- think it's sweet. - think it's phoney."
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"David, you've pulled chairs out for me."
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"See? Works like a charm. She's got it bad, all right."
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"-What? -Look at her."
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"The way she's staring at his face, hanging on his every word."
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"-So what? -She finds him interesting..."
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"...compelling, magnetic."
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"It's also the best place to look when you're not listening."
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"-Champagne. -Booze."
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"He's trying to lavish luxury on her..."
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"-...impress her. -He's trying to get her hammered."
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"-Loosen up her inhibitions. -He wants to show her a good time."
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"Yeah, as soon as possible."
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"-Not talking. -They have nothing in common."
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"-Or everything. -They're bored."
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"Because they're not screaming like most couples--?"
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"They should be able to communicate."
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"Maybe they communicate somewhere else?"
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"That's your trouble, David. You think hot sex cures everything."
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"Well, it is an effective treatment for localised high blood pressure in males."
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"-Have we decided? -So far it's a toss up."
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"You're in the way."
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"-I always wanted a string of pearls. -You'd look great in a pearl necklace."
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"Mother said you're not a woman until you have your own."
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"As your investment counsellor..."
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"...take your half of the retainer and buy them."
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"-I can't buy them. -Better than shoplifting."
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"That's how you and I are different. You see something, you buy it."
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"That's why you're always broke."
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"Jeez louise, get a load of that watch, will you?"
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"She's getting paid more than we are."
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"Maybe that's it, maybe she's a gold digger."
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"A man buys a gift to show his appreciation..."
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"...and it's the woman's fault?"
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"Yeah, you're right. She's probably not a gold digger."
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"And wind up doing one of those scenes where we disagree and talk fast?"
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"No way. No overlapping dialog today."
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"We haven't found out a lot. What are we gonna tell Betty Russell?"
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"It's gonna take more time."
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"Something we don't have a lot of before the divorce is final."
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"She can't expect us to trail and follow one couple..."
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"...on one date and know everything."
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"Guess you're right."
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"The whole point of dating is disinformation."
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"Do everything you can to make the other person think..."
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"...5eX is the farthest thing from your mind."
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"Sex is the only thing on your mind."
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"I'm trying to say these two are still in the early stages of lovey-dove-ism."
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"They're opening doors, trying to pretend that looks aren't everything."
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"But someday, some morning, they're gonna wake up..."
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"...look each other in the eye..."
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"...and they might realise they hate each other's guts."
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"You're a good judge of character."
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"You can tell everything about a person first time you meet."
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"I had you figured out first time I met you. Loud, lewd--"
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"-Irresponsible? -Thank you."
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"-No surprises. -None, an open book."
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"Then I must not be a very good judge of character..."
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"...because when I first met you there were a few surprises."
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"Obviously, you have something on your mind. I'd like to hear it."
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"-Let me see. You'll just get mad at me. -l won't get mad."
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"-Never mind. -David."
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"Well, I didn't know you had such a problem being generous."
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"I have a problem? I am one of the most generous people I know."
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"I'd like know what reason you have for thinking I'm not generous."
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"No reason."
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"There has to be or you wouldn't have said it."
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"-Ain't like you gave me presents. -I've given you tons."
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"-Tons? -Lots."
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"Name one."
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"-I'm thinking. -Yeah, right, I can hear it."
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"These kids know how to waste an afternoon."
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"There's a green sweater, with suede elbow patches."
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"-I gave it for your birthday. -My birthday?"
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"-April 9th. -November 27th, me and Jimi Hendrix."
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"And I ain't got no green sweater. Must've been some other partner."
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"I know I gave you a sweater."
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"No sweater. No book. No pen-and-pencil set."
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"Well, I didn't think you'd like presents."
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"-Who doesn't like presents? -You never gave me a present, either."
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"Well, I didn't wanna embarrass you."
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"-I would've if you'd given me one. -Right."
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"Okay, maybe I'm not the most generous person in the world."
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"-You have your foibles too, David. -Yeah, I heard about them."
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"I'm messy, I'm irresponsible, I'm:"
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"There's a few I didn't quite bargain for."
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"Well, I thought my life was an open book, but go ahead."
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"No, David."
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"It's fair. I took my shot at the free-throw line."
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"Now take your shot at me. I know what it is."
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"-My singing in the shower. -I like your singing in the shower."
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"-That toilet-seat thing again? -No."
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"-Lots of other men have that hang-up. -What?"
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"What is it? You read some book, some woman's book..."
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"-...tells you I'm not a good lover. -You're an okay lover."
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"No, I mean, you're a fantastic lover in just about every category."
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"Maybe it is my fault..."
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"...but six or seven times a night for a man my age is damn good."
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"I'm sure that a lot of women don't mind being kissed hard."
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