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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Take My Wife, for Example (S05E05)

"...you do not know how to enjoy the fruits of your labour."
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"That's not true. I indulge in the occasional luxury."
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"I like to know that I have a little salted away for a rainy day."
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"Hey, when I'm lying there, tubes in my nose, can't move my face..."
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"...what good's a nest egg gonna do me?"
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"Tubes aren't free and you'd feel better if you were financially secure."
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"Incontinent but financially secure? No, thanks."
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"I'll take a head full of memories to the grave."
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"If we can close this deal, it'll mean something extra for both of us."
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"-Please, take your share and invest it. -You're right."
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"T-bills, bonds, a money-market fund."
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"Something where you'll earn some interest."
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"If my life gets any more interesting, they'll have to chain me and give tours."
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"-Betty Russell's here. -Show her in."
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"Betty Russell? Betty Russell."
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"An attorney, the one I told you about."
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"She wants to put us on retainer to do the Pl work for her firm."
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"Betty "Barracuda" Russell, esquire."
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"Homewrecker extraordinaire."
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"She gets on wifey's team and hubby goes to the poorhouse."
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"My reputation proceeds me."
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"I guess I should have knocked."
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"That's okay, we have no secrets."
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"I'm Betty Russell, known in some circles as the Barracuda."
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"-I admire your candour, Mister...? -Addison. David Addison."
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"-Private investigator extraordinaire. -I'm Maddie Hayes. Nice to meet you."
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"A lot of people take a very dim view of my profession..."
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"...and in that I'm good at what I do, they take an even dimmer view of me."
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"-But I do hope that you'll hear me out. -Right."
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"Betty, will you excuse us for just a moment, please?"
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"-Of course. -Have a seat or something."
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"Before we take a job crowbarring relationships, we should talk."
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"If you'd get here early--"
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"I'm working on that, but I'm here now."
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"Watching people divide up their record collections--"
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"-We've had divorce work before. -Not on a retainer."
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"Day in, day out, slip and slide and sneak and peep and--"
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"I'm not one to talk..."
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"...but does this have something to do with your marriage?"
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"Yeah."
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"I see. Well, I'm glad to see we can handle this..."
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"...like two mature rational adults."
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"And you have to understand mine."
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"The Russell account is important to this firm, businesswise."
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"Let's try something we've never done."
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"-You get to be the boy? -We'll compromise."
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"We'll hear her out. You don't wanna work on the account, don't."
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"-What's the catch? -No catch."
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"You'll do something else."
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"-No arguing? -No complaining."
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"-No insults. -No slamming of doors?"
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"No making up?"
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"-Maybe we're rushing into this thing. -Let's see what she has to say."
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"Am I nuts?"
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"I earn my living by breaking up marriages."
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"Well, that's not entirely true."
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"They're pretty much broken by the time they get to me."
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"I'm not so much the executioner as I am the undertaker..."
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"...for the sacrament of matrimony."
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"A while back, I had an unexpected vacation."
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"A heart attack."
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"While I was lying in ICU..."
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"...I took the proverbial hard long look at my life..."
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"...and what I saw didn't hold up."
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"If I had died, I would have left behind some assets..."
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"...a reputation and very little else."
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"I've never painted a painting, never written a song..."
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"...ho husband, no kids."
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"All I can point to is a few hundred broken homes that I helped to create."
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"Not much of a legacy."
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"I'd like you to help me change that."
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"I'm not sure I understand how."
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"There's a husband and wife, after 17 years of marriage..."
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"...their divorce is about to become final."
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"I'm the attorney for the wife, Lydia Kraft."
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"Early on, there was a chance for a reconciliation."
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"I know that now."
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"But in the heat of battle, I guess I chose not to notice."
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"I want you to help me put that marriage back together."
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"It'd be like squeezing toothpaste back into the tube."
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"In this case, I'm not so sure."
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"Last week, I had a meeting with my client's husband, Nathan Kraft..."
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"...lo go over some last-minute paperwork."
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"That was when I met Joleen, his 21-year-old receptionist..."
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"...who will be the next Mrs. Kraft once the divorce is final."
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"If I ever saw a disaster in the making...."
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"I mean, he's older, a man of the world."
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"She's a child whose idea of elegance is lavender nail polish."
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"I want you to find out if Nathan and this girl are really in love."
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"Is that all?"
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"If we could judge this new relationship--"
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"-A big if. -How's that gonna save the marriage?"
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"My guess is that given the opportunity..."
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"...Nathan will break with Joleen in a hot minute and go back to his wife."
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"The man's involved with another woman."
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"How do you know his wife will take him back?"
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"I think I can pave the way to a reconciliation."
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"But before I get my client's hopes up..."
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"...I have to know how he really feels about this other woman."
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"They'll have my blessings..."
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"...and I will have to live with the knowledge..."
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"...had Lydia Kraft not made the unfortunate decision to hire me."
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"Thanks."
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"Maybe Mr. Kraft's being stood up?"
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"Well, dating's a lot like war..."
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"...mostly waiting."
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"-Give it a few more minutes. -See? This case isn't so bad."
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"It's kind of romantic actually, playing Cupid."
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"Yeah, right. I don't look half bad in a diaper, either."
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"It must be hard for him dating after all these years of not dating."
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"-Well, I guess it is. -At least we have a nice place to wait."
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"-We've waited in worse. -So, what's up with you lately?"
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"The usual stuff. Eating, sleeping, exfoliating."
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"I mean the rest of your life."
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"I hope to retire next year and spend a lot of time working on my ant farm."
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"No, David, I mean now. You know, I only see the part at the office."
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"-I know there is a rest of your life. -I have no life outside the office."
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"-Come on, David. Meeting any people? -Here and there."
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"-Seeing any of them? -Seeing what?"
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"-Dating. -Am I going out with anyone?"
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