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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Plastic Fantastic Lovers (S05E05)

"...but do I want one?"
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"From what I can gather, his boss wants to retain our services."
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"Wow, video clients, a new frontier."
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"Agnes, see if Kooky here wants cream and sugar in his formaldehyde."
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"Bazooka Joe."
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"...more appealing to my wife."
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"What, you one of them shushers?"
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"Take garters and stockings, do women enjoy wearing them?"
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"I have yet to meet a man who doesn't drool at the thought of them."
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"Unfortunately, Father Time plays favorites."
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"Didn't get into Yale."
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"What are you afraid of exactly?"
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"Let's have a look."
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"And all the time he's waiting, he was looking at me."
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"You were involved with Dave-a-roony for a minute."
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"You have no idea what it does for my self-esteem."
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"I'll go and tell Hunziger his case looks promising."
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"Wait a minute, what's the rush? The room is paid for."
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"Somebody else has gotta clean the sheets."
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"Right."
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"Oh, you're far too polite to say so, of course..."
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"Did he say mutant?"
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"Oh, excuse me, I didn't realise you had company."
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"But if you believe that I've been wronged by this man..."
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"I didn't know they made legs like that anymore."
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"...I'd ever seen in my real life."
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"If I wasn't a finalist in a pageant, you wouldn't give me the time of day."
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"I mean, I like to think..."
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"-Maddie. -What?"
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"Since I'm going to be spending the rest of my life in prison..."
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"...I'll put these scalpels to good use."
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"Damn."
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"I'm sorry."
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"All right, Bazooka Joe, put down the land shark."
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"Great move, Goldilocks."
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"But, Mr. Hunziger--"
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"Diet and exercise."
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"Oh, my God."
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"-Miss Hayes. -What?"
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"-Never mind. -Agnes."
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"-Yes, Miss Hayes. -What is it?"
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"Nothing, I wondered if you had a moment, but you don't, that's fine."
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"I do. I'm sorry. Please come in."
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"I didn't mean to snap at you."
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"-Do you know anything about phones? -I know everything about phones."
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"I can't make head or tail of this cellular that David bought."
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"I don't know anything about those phones."
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"Nowadays, you have to have a degree in computers to set your clock back."
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"To turn your alarm on, to make a phone call."
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"-I know. -And do you know why?"
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"-l don't know. -Men."
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"Men?"
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"They're all little boys on one big search for the ultimate toy."
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"I know."
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"-You know the worst part of it is? -I don't know."
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"We have to share the same toy box."
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"I know."
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"David decides to have this cellular phone for stakeouts..."
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"-l don't know. -No. Do I know how to use one?"
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"-I don't know. -No. Can I figure it out?"
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"No."
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"Of course I can figure it out."
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"-But do I have the time or interest? -No?"
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"Right. And whose problem is that?"
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"-Is that his problem? -No."
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"Mine! I have to learn how to use this because he has to have his toys."
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"-Because they're all the same. -Who?"
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"Men. What was it you wanted to talk to me about?"
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"-Men. -You too?"
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"Agnes..."
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"...is that a rash?"
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"No, but I wish it were."
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"A rash is an act of nature, like hives."
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"But this? This is an act of Burt."
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"-It is. -Stubble burn."
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"Oh, Miss Hayes, I'm so happy to hear you say that."
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"You know how this feels? It's happened to you?"
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"All the time. Well, not all the time, but I know how you feel."
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"You don't know what that means to me, knowing that I can come to you."
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"Miss Hayes, can we speak frankly?"
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"Of course, Agnes."
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"Because you're my boss, I tend to think of you as my boss."
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"But at a time like this, it makes me feel really good..."
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"...to also know that I can think of you as a sister."
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"Oh, Agnes, that's wonderful."
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"Honestly, I feel the same way about you."
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"Oh, this is such a load off my mind."
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"I've been dragging this beard burn around for days."
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"I haven't been able to talk to a soul."
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"Burt just tunes me out."
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"Even my mother doesn't understand."
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"Dad never had any body hair."
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"So I decided to come to you because I know you'll help."
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"I'd be happy to, Agnes..."
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"...but what do you want me to do exactly?"
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"Nothing."
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"It's just enough knowing that you agree with me."
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"So now I can tell Burt..."
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"...that you don't like having your pantyhose shredded anymore than I do."
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"Hey, I know you two are getting all higgly and giggly..."
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"-...but you gotta check this guy out. -What guy?"
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"I don't know. I called him Kooky, he didn't seem to mind."
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"Popped in here while you two are having your knitting bee."
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"Is this guy a specimen or what?"
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"-What does he want? -He brought a video."
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"-He wants us to take a look-see. -What is it?"
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"Yeah."
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"But progress is not without its downside, Miss DiPesto."
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"Why, someday you, me, Miss Hayes, we may all be replaced by holograms."
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"-We may? - think it's very possible."
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"Maybe we'd ask him in to talk."
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"Kooky? I already tried. Cat's got his tongue."
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"You can see the scratch marks on his face."
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"The way I figure it is, his boss is your Howard Hughes type."
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"Pads around the compound with Kleenex boxes on his feet."
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"Stores his precious bodily fluids in mayonnaise jars."
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"It's a "yechy" world, Agnes."
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"Maybe the person he works for is just shy."
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"Could be, but my guess is..."
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"...he likes to stay home boiling his own underwear."
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