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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Town for Sale (S01E01)

"Yes. Not to diminish your accomplishment,"
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"but you did say that a handful of times."
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"Honestly, I cannot wait to get to the beach."
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"with Jenna, Leisha, and..."
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"I just have a different kind of relationship with my friends"
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"so I can pack how I wanna pack"
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"Ding-dong."
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"Gosh, you look so glamorous today."
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"So I guess you heard the news."
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"Goodbye, Moira Rose."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Well, me and my family are leaving."
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"Uh... uh..."
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"um, then definitely yes!"
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"Oh-oh."
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"- What? - Yeah."
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"and do the opposite of what they do. It's easy."
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"with all these fancy friends..."
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"Who, in my head, at least all dress like you,"
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"Yes, yes, we are,"
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"You don't seem to be crying about it."
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"Oh. I'm glad you're happy about it."
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"So, are we gonna sign this puppy or what?"
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"Oh yeah, right. Yeah, taste. Yeah."
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"Okay. What does it... does it mean... something?"
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"I like you."
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"isn't gonna work for me."
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"Um... you've made my life here survivable."
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"Survivable. Thank-thank you."
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"We got dinner coming and a big desert after..."
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"Then we'll have dessert!"
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"- Not too snug? - Nope."
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"It zips."
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"Well, Jocelyn, there are..."
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"Hey. Um... I just came to say..."
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"You must be super excited."
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"Why can't you just say it?"
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"Yeah, your dad's here."
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"Uh, Johnny?"
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"- Does he wanna come in? - I don't think so."
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"I'm just wondering when you think we're gonna have the check ready?"
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"- Oh. - I'll get you some fresh coffee."
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"Is it just me or is it this dessert"
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"I think I should let you guys do the nasty."
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"You! This guy! This guy!"
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"What? What happened? Oh no! Andy! What..."
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"We're getting out!"
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"We're finally getting out!"
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"Oh my God."
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"I mean it!"
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"Oh my-oh my God!"
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"Oh my God!"
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"Johnny..."
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"Told you I'd sell this town. Didn't I tell you?"
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"I think eight, to be exact."
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"It bears repeating."
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"My little suity-cases! Oh!"
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"David? Should I take this with me?"
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"If I'm being perfectly honest, it's very low"
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"on the totem pole of coats of yours that I like, but..."
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"It was a gift from your father."
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"Hey, that's a good coat."
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"I outbid Richard Branson for it at the Kiminski auction."
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"I did get sick of having hot coffee and blood thrown at me."
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"You know who covets this coat? Jocelyn."
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"I could bestow it upon her as a parting gift."
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"We may want to put pen to paper"
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"before we start giving away designer clothing, sweetheart."
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"It would be her first piece of clothing"
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"made outside of mainland China. I'm gonna do it."
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"- What? - Yeah, I'm going to St. Barts"
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"Some other girl with an "ah" name"
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"that I can't quite remember."
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"- Huh. - Why? What are you doing?"
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"Well, I'm gonna go to New York and um... see some people."
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"Oh! What people?"
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"You don't know them. Just people."
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"I thought everyone just kind of dropped you like flies"
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"when you couldn't pick up the tab at the Waverly anymore?"
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"Well, that's absolutely not true."
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"where we don't need to be in constant contact with each other."
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"Okay."
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"You should um... come to New York after you're done."
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"And do what, eat a cronut at a Brooklyn flea market?"
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"Well, I was thinking maybe we could get a..."
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"A two-bedroom apartment in Manhattan"
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"and not have to live in Brooklyn."
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"but when I get out of here, I'm gonna get my own place"
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"and I don't have to be called a circus freak all the time."
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"- Moira, hey! - Hi, Jocelyn."
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"Oh, thank you. Some days it just works."
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"Yeah."
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"Yes, we're leaving."
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"I didn't know it was finalized."
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"And since we're leaving..."
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"dear God it feels good to be saying that!"
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"I would like to give you this"
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"as a little keepsake to remember me by."
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"Wow."
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"Is-is it a wig?"
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"What coat?"
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"The coat you kept going on about that one time."
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"Are you sure it was me?"
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"Oh, it's absolutely tragic, Jocelyn,"
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"that I will never see or speak to you ever again."
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"and you will have this incredible coat."
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"Goodbye, dear friend."
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"Hey! What're you doing here?"
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"- Um, can I... ? - Yeah, yeah, come on in."
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"Um... so big news. We've sold the town."
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"- Wow. O-okay, and... - And we're leaving."
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"We're leaving?"
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"Oh."
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"Yeah..."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Well, in that case then, um, here,"
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"there's something that I need to show you."
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"Okay."
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"Uh..."
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"Originally, we were gonna be on an all-inclusive vacation when I did this..."
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