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Clips from Transparent - To Sardines and Back (S03E03)

"No. Actually, I'm the Silver Reign IT person."
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"Shut the fuck up."
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"Why would you wait to speak"
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"before an audience of all these people"
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"- They're my family. I mean... - I mean..."
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"of course I'm going to talk to them."
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"It didn't occur to you"
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"to talk to me about this first?"
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"- What's going on? - I'd just like to know"
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"what it is about you that needs an audience"
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"why you can't say to me..."
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"It's my family."
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"Oh, by the way, honey, I'm thinking about this."
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"I did not know I was going to say it"
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"until I said it."
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"Let's go home because this is stupid."
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"- Oh, sorry. Not playing? - Come on in."
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"Come on, come on."
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"Shh."
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"Okay. Now turn off the lights."
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"Do you remember how I used to try out for everything"
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"and no one ever wanted me?"
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"I mean, I... I... I tried out for band."
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"I tried out for cheerleading."
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"Rhythmic gymnastics?"
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"Okay, first of all,"
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"- So what's the big deal? - Oh, really?"
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"- Yeah. - Really?"
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"- Yeah. - Who do you live with?"
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"What's going on upstairs?"
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"You're fucking baking cakes, okay?"
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"- That's not the same. - It is."
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"You and Josh are like a married..."
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"You fucking stole him from me"
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"the second you were born."
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"Whatever."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"What is that? Holy shit."
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"Aah! Oh, God!"
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"Wait. Didn't we used to have a turtle?"
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"Who are we missing?"
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"- Aah! - Shh!"
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"- What's going on? - What is this?"
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"It's a turtle."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, my God. It's... It's Nacho."
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"It was our pet when we were young."
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"He's huge and ancient."
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"Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go."
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"Huh?"
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"I mean, there's none more Shelly"
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"How important is it to win a gold medal"
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"Uh, come here. Suck it in. Hold it."
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"Let's walk right over to Miss Ntozake Shange"
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"A J, Dr. Gunderson, a J."
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"You're doing great."
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"Do you understand?"
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"as opposed to bullet points."
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"The thing that I like about bullet points..."
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"Did you see? I used Roman numerals."
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"Claire Strausskleiner, Hyman Glook,"
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"She's got a really dark energy."
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"and in sexual ways."
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"Now I can go, and I can sleep with other people."
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"- I agree. - Yeah, it's true."
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"- Yeah. - That's a lot of hair."
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"Wow."
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"Uh, Sarah?"
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"- Are you in the kitchen? - Oh, my God."
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"- I'm making tea. - No, that's okay."
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"- Oh, come on. Have some with me. - Okay."
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"- Just... - What? What do you mean?"
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"Laura Milton-Kaufberger."
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"is that you have a dark energy."
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"All you have to do is create a space..."
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"so I'm not... I'm not allowed to vote."
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"She's a cunt."
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"- An anorexic cunt. - Okay."
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"Um, I found this thing,"
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"Look. Uh. Hey."
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"for sporty people in your family"
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"I can handle it."
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"You know, I'm fine with that, too."
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"- Oh. - You like it?"
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"- You look beautiful. - As do you."
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"Birthday, birthday. Hey."
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"Why is the kitchen"
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"post the photo between me and Maura on Twitter."
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"You have nothing to worry about privacy-wise, Maura."
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"Sarah, Sarah, I just want to apologize"
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"for what happened at the temple."
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"Oh, this is bullshit."
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"and he could have done something,"
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"and he didn't do it."
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"Happy birthday."
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"- No, you can't look at all. - Let me read it."
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"Please, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"I remember them around me,"
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"- Really? - Why?"
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"It's something I want to do."
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"Do you know how to play sardines?"
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"And I would love your support,"
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"but if you can't, I totally understand,"
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"- Wear it well. - He will."
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"Stakeout!"
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"- Get out of my yard! - Jesus Christ."
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"Round 9. Who's going to hide?"
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"Hmm."
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"I don't know her?"
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"Her name's Una."
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"- This way. - Kids, this way."
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"So you guys..."
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"you know."
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"Silver Reign Silver Reign."
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"Do you want to go?"
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"- Shh. - Come on, come on, come on, come on."
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"Okay, everybody here?"
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"Why the fuck do I know that?"
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"And he was mine, by the way."
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