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Clips from Transparent - To Sardines and Back (S03E03)

"Vicki."
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"Who the fuck are you?"
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"Get in here. I'm dying to hear."
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"Am I, like, the hottest shit that that temple has ever seen?"
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"- It was really good. - Do you want tea?"
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"- It's good for the tummy. - Yes."
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"Okay, tell me. Tell me, tell me, tell me."
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"Sarah, um, okay."
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"y-you have an enemy at Mid-city."
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"I mean, I've never seen anything like it..."
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"Who?"
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"It's not ethical for me to tell you."
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"Okay. What did she say?"
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"Sarah..."
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"What did she say?"
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"Oh. What she said"
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"Resting Bitchface said I have a dark energy?"
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"Sarah, let's move on."
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"What was the vote?"
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"- 4-3? - Honey, you don't need any of these people"
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"to have access to your spirituality."
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"- that has nothing to do... - 6-1."
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"with any board, any temple."
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"The important thing is..."
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"Didn't you at least vote for me?"
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"I'm... I'm on the... I'm on the staff,"
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"Okay. Okay."
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"and it's, like, kind of a mess."
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"So I was just kind of, like, you know, fixing it up."
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"Sounds great, but it's Moppa's birthday party,"
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"- Because we are T-minus some... - Okay. Yeah."
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"- Okay? - How was the dentist?"
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"I have, uh, 700 cavities."
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"Oh. Hello, beautiful people!"
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"Hello, Buzz."
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"- Wow. - There you go."
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"- Hey, kiddies... - You guys look hot."
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"- Just give me your leathers. - All right."
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"- Are those chaps? - Everything. Here."
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"You guys need a mud room"
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"who arrive with gear."
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"We are not a people of the gear."
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"We are now."
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"- You sure? - Yeah."
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"I want to be part of your tribe."
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"Try swarm."
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"Hmm."
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"Hey, um,"
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"you got something in your dress?"
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"Like an ass."
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"Hmm. Must have been something"
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"they put in the shapewear that I bought."
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"Yeah."
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"Hello."
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"Hi."
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"Oh, the birthday girl is here."
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"- Hi. - Oh, my God."
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"It looks beautiful."
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"Wow."
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"- People are steppin' it up. - Fantastic."
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"- Oh, my. - Wow, look at you."
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"It's an everything makeover."
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"Wow. Look at you."
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"Just you and me. We got it."
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"- Hello. - Hey, Len."
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"- This is for you. - Hi."
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"- Hey, Len. - Hiya, Sarah."
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"I'm sorry I spoke. Never mind."
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"- Come on in. - Okay."
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"Oh, that's really like..."
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"- Hey, Ali. - Look at this."
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"Look at how much cheese there is."
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"- Oh, definitely not. - She's great."
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"Go look at this. This is the real..."
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"Babe, you should write that down for the show."
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"- No, no, no. I have to try to... - What show?"
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"Hold it, hold it. Please. Hello?"
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"Do not post my picture on that machine"
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"because there'll be ex-students"
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"I don't post under my real name."
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"I don't need burglars and rapists knowing where I am."
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"Well, haven't you heard of inside jobs?"
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"Show of hands. Come on."
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"Oh, see? Now you can follow me."
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"It's To Shel And Back."
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"- Ha ha! - I get it."
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"I'm coming out."
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"I'm reaching out."
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"I'm a brand."
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"Hey, no towel whipping."
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"Did you raise all the kids here?"
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"It's such an amazing property."
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"- Yeah. - Isn't it nice?"
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"- Isn't it lovely? - It's beautiful."
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"No. This is the living room."
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"Is the dining room... Is this permanent?"
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"It's just been in this iteration"
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"for the last day because of this party, but..."
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"Did you say "in this iteration"?"
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"Yeah. We're rejiggering."
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"- Rejiggering? - We're doing a lot of stuff."
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"Buzzy, it's fine. I'm fine, actually. I'm fine."
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"- Are you? - Yeah, I'm totally fine."
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"- Are you? - Yeah. I'm fine."
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"What? What's going on? What are you talking about?"
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"You guys judging me? That is absurd."
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"No, I mean, there was a vote at..."
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"You didn't get on?"
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"Wait a minute. You wouldn't have helped?"
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"I had to recuse myself."
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"I didn't vote because of my relationship"
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"Cut him some slack."
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"- Excuse me. - No, no, no."
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"He's a macher at the temple,"
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"I'm really disappointed."
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"As I look at this, uh, table"
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"that I... I don't remember having such high ceilings..."
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"and goyische lights."
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"I just am so moved,"
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"and I am so grateful to be celebrating my 70th birthday"
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