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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Gang Goes to a Water Park (S12E12)

"Yeah, the brochure says three days."
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"We're gonna go in there, find our favorite ride,"
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"You're not gonna be disease-free;"
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"Not me, I had my bracelet laminated in the '90s."
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"♪ Kiddie Twister ♪"
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"- Yeah, Kiddie Twister! - I'm so excited."
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"Hey, guys, guys, guys."
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"Uh, come on, nerd."
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"Ow! Ow, Dee, I'm stuck!"
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"You're blocking me."
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"It's not just that."
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"some big, fat kid's just gonna come blasting down on us."
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"This is slow, Charlie."
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"- running back and forth. - Oh, yeah."
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"AIDS!"
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"Oh, daughter, yeah."
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"Oh, my God. Did she..."
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"you got to roll with the punches, you know?"
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"What's interesting?"
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"Sherman, did you pee?"
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"goddamn it, Sherman, I ordered you not to pee!"
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"The sun stays still; the Earth moves around it."
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"We gotta get these kids out of here."
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"All right. I'm going for it. I'm just pulling on one of 'em."
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"Kid, kid, kid, listen. Come here."
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"- Okay, kid. Go, kid, go! - Come on. Go."
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"You know what?"
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"What about this one?"
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"I can maneuver his body pretty easily."
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"Guys, I gotta take a poop."
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"Abigail! What is going on in here?"
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"This is your jurisdiction."
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"I see the road you're headed down:"
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"And as somebody who's been down that road,"
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"let me tell you something:"
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"you want to be a thief or do you want to be an artist?"
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"he wants when somebody's looking right at him."
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"- You get the point. - Yeah."
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"- Ah! Ah! - Ow!"
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"Ow!"
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"What is this ride over here?"
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"Like the movie?"
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"Like the girl in the pool drain"
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"We're just getting started."
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"See, this is why the Chinese are destroying us."
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"If you were born in China,"
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"Let's go before we get busted, okay?"
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"- All right, here we go. - All right."
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"- I won't let you down! - All right!"
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"AIDS! Everybody out."
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"My God!"
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"That's goddamn AIDS blood?!"
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"Oh, Christ, does every single one of these kids have the flu?"
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"Seems like it."
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"All right, now I bet you guys are wondering what's going on"
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"- with this racing suit, huh? - No, not even a little bit."
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"You're like, "What's that rascal Charlie up to?""
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""What's he up to this time?" Right, right?"
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"- I'm not thinking that at all. - Yeah, yeah, well,"
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"it's an issue of aerodynamics, really."
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"You see, every second counts in the water park."
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"- Right. - And we plan to ride"
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"- every single ride in there today. - Yup."
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"We're saying bullshit to that."
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"- We're gonna get it done in one. - One day."
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"All right, well, good luck with that 'cause you got, like,"
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"ten minutes of clean water and then every slide's basically"
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"- Yeah. - We're not gonna get"
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"- drenched in piss. - No."
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"- bomb down it once, - Yeah."
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"then sit by the pool the rest of the day disease-free."
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"Don't kid yourself about the water, buddy."
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"this water's already infested"
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"with every parasite on the planet."
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"And I, for one, have no intention"
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"of stepping foot in any of it."
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"So what do you come to a water park for?"
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"Hot food, cold beer, bikini'd women seeking relief"
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"from the insufferable prison of motherhood."
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"Yeah, lot of pleasures to be had at the park, Frank."
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"- None of which involve piss. - Hmm."
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"And it's all free, too, if you know how to get it."
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"Well, it's not free, you got to pay to get in."
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"I haven't paid to get in here since I was 14."
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"- Nice! - Nice, nice."
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"- Oh, smart. - Oh, shush! Shush, shush, shush, shush,"
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"- they're about to open! - Why do we have to shush?"
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"Oh, guys! I almost forgot."
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"Do not go near the pool drains,"
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"no matter how good you might think they feel on your butt."
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"- What? - Huh? - What?"
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"You do not sit on those!"
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"You know, because of the suction on your butthole?"
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"No one's thinking about that, man."
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"No one's thinking about that at all."
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"Oh, good, 'cause it is bad news."
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"Those things will suck the intestines right out of you."
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"Like it did to that one kid back in '96."
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"Now, she had to chew through her intestines"
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"- just to get free. - When I see the drain,"
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"I'm not gonna go try and sit on it."
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"- Oh, here we go. - Okay, here we go! Here we go!"
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"We got to go! Get in there!"
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"- Go! Go! Go! - Christ!"
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"♪ Kiddie Twister ♪"
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"Here we go, here we go, here we go!"
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"- It's been, like, 20 years. - What's that?"
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"Uh, it's a urine tester."
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"Just want to be 100% sure."
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"It turns light red at the slightest hint of piss."
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"- And I think we're good. - Let's roll."
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"Slide's for kids only."
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"Size requirement."
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"Shut up, nerd!"
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"Kiddie Twister!"
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"Screw you, nerd!"
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"You're gonna get hurt"
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"Whoo-hoo! Kiddie Twister!"
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"I don't give a shit."
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"Kiddie Twister!"
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