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Clips from The League (2009) - The Shiva Bowl (S01E01)

"Doesn't even... Well..."
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"- Someone at the door? - Yeah."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"Shivakamini."
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"- How are you? - This is amazing."
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"Look who is here."
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"This is crazy. Did you do this?"
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"This is why you wanted to stay in, wasn't it?"
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"Yes, yes, this is it."
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"Well, we just wanted to stop by and see Shivakamini."
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"Please, just call me Shiva, really. Ha, ha."
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"Shiva."
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"We had a good time, didn't we?"
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"You guys came to say hi. See you guys later."
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"What? No, that is crazy, come on."
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"Come inside. Make yourselves at home. Get comfortable."
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"We could come in for a little bit."
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"- How are you? - Great."
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"My name is Taco, and I wanna work here."
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"I just wanna hear about you. What are you up to these days?"
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"I'm a urologist, specializing in genital reconstruction."
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"- Oh, so that's how you guys met? - Ha. Rodney."
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"- Rodney. - Ruxin."
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"- Rodney. - Rodney."
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"Rodney works for us."
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"I have to say, I'm so happy that you're back in our lives."
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"- You rule, I mean, come on... - Hey, thank you."
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"- Put it up. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"- Get over here, get over here. - No, no, no."
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"She's all mine."
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"- Hi, Taco. - What's up, boys?"
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"- What the hell are you doing here? - Pete gave me the address."
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"Taco."
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"- Shiva. - Yeah."
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"Like the song..."
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"- Shivaka... - No... Ow."
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"- He's a musician. - Taco's a musician."
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"And he has songs."
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"- And today, I got a real-person job. - What?"
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"- Yeah. - Really?"
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"I work at the Volkswagen dealership."
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"Hey, this morning, I was making my own deodorant."
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"Now, look at me, huh?"
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"Taco, would you like a drink?"
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"Okay, seriously, this has to end right now."
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"- You have to leave. - No, we're having fun."
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"You are not. You have to leave."
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"You have to leave right now."
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"- Wait, what are you doing? - Just getting a little good luck charm."
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"You better watch out because Ruxin went for the laundry room."
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"- Shit. - Go, go, go."
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"- What's wrong with you over here? - I am going crazy sitting next to her."
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"- What is your problem? - Because I feel like I'm in Shiva's place."
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"And this would be the ultimate Shiva blast."
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"- Oh, no, Shiva blast. - Awesome?"
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"Dude, l... All right."
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"- Hold it. - I can't, it's like a giant dump."
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"You can hold it."
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"- Go outside. - Shiva... I can't do it."
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"- I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it. - Outside, now."
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"Did he just Shiva blast in here?"
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"- Give me this. - This is such a great party."
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"- Do not shell-game me with your hoody. - I'm not shell-gaming you."
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"- I have a hoody. I know how it works. - Your hoody's orange with sequins."
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"- You think? Yeah. Because she is. - Yeah."
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"- Great job, brainiac. You figured it out. - It's such a weird coincidence."
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"Shivakamini Somakandarkram!"
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"Just because we're going head-to-head doesn't mean we can't enjoy..."
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"...a gentlemanly lunch."
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"good, kind, gentlemanly competition."
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"Can I offer to buy you a beverage? A beer perhaps?"
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"Thank you, sir, but, no."
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"May I purchase you an ale of any variety you choose?"
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"I have an examination this afternoon. So I will also have to decline."
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"Oh, I am very sorry to hear that."
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"- Who are you seeing? - A specialist."
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"- Anyone I might know, perchance? - Probably not."
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"Her name's Shiva."
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"No. No."
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"No, no, no."
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"What? I have swollen testicles."
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"She's the best in town."
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"I wanna have them fondled, professionally."
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"Her hands are not going anywhere near you."
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"- I don't know what's wrong. - I'll look at your testicles for you."
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"I'd prefer to have the specialist look at them."
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"I can see why Meegan left you. I see it. I see it."
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"- Because you're duplicitous. - What does that word mean?"
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"- She is my girlfriend. - She's my doctor."
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"She is not your doctor."
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"You have nothing wrong with your balls."
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"This is not about Fantasy Football. This is about my girlfriend."
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"Mm-hm. And it's about my testicles..."
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"...in your girlfriend's hands in 30 minutes."
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"If you don't mind picking up the check, that'd be great."
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"You know what? I'm gonna find Meegan, I'm gonna get her to give me a hand job."
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"I don't know what happened. It's from all the towing."
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"I see this kind of thing all the time."
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"- I'll have the boys look. - Appreciate it."
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"I'm running to this meeting, and it's a huge help."
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"Cannot thank you enough."
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"...and it turns out your pacifiers are made of Chinese lead, I'm your guy."
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"- Thank you. - All right, let's..."
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"Have a good meeting."
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"Okay."
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"- Yeah. - Hey."
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"- What are you doing here? - Came out to get a bit of air."
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"Get your overalls on, grab your mop, get out there."
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"- A kid pissed all over the showroom floor. - Again?"
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"- Yeah. Let's go, go clean up. - I'm on it, boss."
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"Gonna clean up some pee-pee Cleaning up the pee-pee"
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"And just so you know, this is a very minor exam."
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"I'm sure everything's fine. And it's going to go very quickly."
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"I don't think we need to go quick."
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"I'd rather leave knowing we were very thorough."
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"Really got in there root around. Do what it takes."
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"- Strictly professional. - Absolutely."
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"- So tell me, have you had...? - His balls are fine."
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"Oh, okay, great. So it didn't start."
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