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Clips from The Odd Couple - Enlightening Strikes (S01E01)

"Observe."
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"After weeks of practice, I have successfully mastered"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, yes, I know him."
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"but because nobody picks up the garbage in this stupid city,"
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"and smoke your own jerky."
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"You know what you need"
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"Right."
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"to fill in for him at his next class."
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"I didn't know you were good enough to teach."
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"Oh, yes, he said, and I quote,"
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"And then he called me "smart guy.""
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"because he's too busy being Mr. Popularity."
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"Well, you're not gonna have that problem."
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"Oscar, with a little bit of practice, you could do this."
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"Felix, if I could do that,"
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"So, ever since I retired from baseball,"
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"Oh, I thought it might be something like that."
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"It's called, uh,"
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"It's supposed to..."
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"and give you that extra burst of energy."
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"- A chicken sandwich. - Uh-huh."
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"If it isn't too much of a stretch."
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"- Yes, yes. - No."
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"Thanks to yoga, it helped me"
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"and move on with the next chapter of my life."
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"Murph, what do you say?"
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"I guess I could."
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"Got Murph. Teddy?"
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"adjusted."
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"Oh, is it bothering you?"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"Oh, fantastic."
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"Could you do that in a different car, please?"
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"without the music, the spitting"
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"and the making out?"
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"I'm not gonna calm down until I'm off this train"
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"Son of a..."
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"I just came from a thing."
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"as we embark"
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"...Felix Unger."
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"Where's Dante?"
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"It got me out of my spiral,"
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"Will Dante be back next week?"
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"Dante isn't here today."
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"This is a $200 train ride."
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"Stop complaining."
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"New York is the greatest city in the world."
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"And I know that also describes me,"
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"I'm the Uptown Girl."
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"I pay two grand a month for my apartment,"
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"I got mugged in the park yesterday."
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"- Mind your business. - Mind my business?"
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"your hands are shaped like little turtles"
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"What the hell are turtle hands?"
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"Yeah."
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"And now we will rise up into warrior two."
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"Where's that from? Like, Wisconsin?"
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"Do you experience a problem with the penis?"
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"Oh, hell, no."
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"Press them together nice and tight."
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"of what not to do."
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"your chin is tucked,"
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"and keep those buttocks even."
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"How many people think Emily's buttocks are even?"
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"Okay, I wouldn't know, Steve,"
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"then why'd I kill all those chickens, huh?"
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"Flashing."
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"they don't even notice"
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"an old man who's willing"
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"Maybe turn off the lights and everybody close their eyes?"
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"and find our hidden reserves of strength."
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"Now, then, let's rise up into tree."
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"Than it already is."
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"As long as the tree is silent, Steve!"
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"Not with that attitude, they can't."
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"Murph, back on your own mat, please."
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"And there is that wandering buttock again."
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"Hmm."
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"That was sarcasm."
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"wandering out the door."
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"It's called the moving donkey."
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"You're supposed to be the upbeat one."
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"You're right about this city."
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"and everybody is just out for themselves."
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"Not Los Angeles!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"You're not going anywhere."
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"Inappropriate Couple,"
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"harness all your sexual energy to get that door open."
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"with your coat securely fastened."
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"Oh, Teddy."
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"I just wanted to share something I love with people"
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"But as for the rest,"
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"just like I drove Ashley away."
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"I'm so..."
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"Right."
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"But at least you're trying."
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"that's when you find your strength."
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"I wonder if there's a pill to make you shrink."
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"Oh, come on, man..."
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"You know what?"
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"You are a hero."
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"Aw."
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"Give me a minute!"
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"And the flowers."
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"that you gave to that African tribe in my name."
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"I'm not made of goats."
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"I would love to come to your class."
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"Oscar, how was the courthouse?"
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"They were the sweetest, nicest..."
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"Hello, Oscar."
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"Felix, I hate that I'm used to this."
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"the salamba sirsasana."
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"By rooting my power deep into the earth,"
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"I become an immovable tower of strength."
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"And gracefully transitioning into plow."
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"Thank you, Felix. That was a highlight"
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"to an otherwise crappy day."
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"- What happened? - I'm crossing 71st Street"
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