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Clips from Devious Maids - Dangerous Liaisons (S02E02)

Mwah. Mwah.

"Mwah. Mwah."

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No one. This is all natural.

"No one. This is all natural."

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Oh, that never gets old.

"Oh, that never gets old."

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And neither do we.

"And neither do we."

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Tanya, you know Zoila.

"Tanya, you know Zoila."

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I'm her maid. We've met 10 times.

"I'm her maid. We've met 10 times."

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Oh. My fault.

"Oh. My fault."

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I never really look at the people who bring me drinks.

"I never really look at the people who bring me drinks."

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So...

"So..."

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Our featured speaker just arrived.

"Our featured speaker just arrived."

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He's going to be lecturing today on the cause of gun violence.

"He's going to be lecturing today on the cause of gun violence."

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You leave me alone with this woman,

"You leave me alone with this woman,"

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and you'll be the cause of gun violence.

"and you'll be the cause of gun violence."

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I'll be right back.

"I'll be right back."

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You know, it's a bit warm.

"You know, it's a bit warm."

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I should, uh... I should get rid of this.

"I should, uh... I should get rid of this."

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Genevieve invited me to this luncheon as her guest.

"Genevieve invited me to this luncheon as her guest."

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And there's a closet around the corner.

"And there's a closet around the corner."

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Look, I-I don't need all the details.

"Look, I-I don't need all the details."

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Just, um... make it go away. Okay?

"Just, um... make it go away. Okay?"

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- Hey, Zoila. - Oh.

"- Hey, Zoila. - Oh."

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Mm.

"Mm."

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Evelyn.

"Evelyn."

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Well, if it isn't the ghost of housecleaning past.

"Well, if it isn't the ghost of housecleaning past."

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Why are you still working as a maid?

"Why are you still working as a maid?"

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Don't tell me another family member's

"Don't tell me another family member's"

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I'm running in your circles these days.

"I'm running in your circles these days."

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I'm engaged to Nicholas Deering.

"I'm engaged to Nicholas Deering."

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and now you're with a man worth twice what we are.

"and now you're with a man worth twice what we are."

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Why would that be awkward?

"Why would that be awkward?"

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but I think he can.

"but I think he can."

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Oh, I agree.

"Oh, I agree."

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And I can't imagine why

"And I can't imagine why"

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his family physician hasn't insisted on physical therapy.

"his family physician hasn't insisted on physical therapy."

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That's what I said.

"That's what I said."

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Now, obviously, we'll have to work on his mobility...

"Now, obviously, we'll have to work on his mobility..."

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Three times a week to begin with.

"Three times a week to begin with."

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I also want you to get a rubber ball.

"I also want you to get a rubber ball."

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Mm-hmm. Have him practice squeezing.

"Mm-hmm. Have him practice squeezing."

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Once he has mobility in his hand,

"Once he has mobility in his hand,"

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I will.

"I will."

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You're gonna get better.

"You're gonna get better."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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We'll get you home soon.

"We'll get you home soon."

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See, the way you demanded I just take your coat

"See, the way you demanded I just take your coat"

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Then you were raised by apes.

"Then you were raised by apes."

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Genevieve, your maid refuses to give me my coat.

"Genevieve, your maid refuses to give me my coat."

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and she just shoved that ratty old fur into my hands

"and she just shoved that ratty old fur into my hands"

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like I was her slave.

"like I was her slave."

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What about this? I'll get the coat.

"What about this? I'll get the coat."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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I didn't put it in the closet.

"I didn't put it in the closet."

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Oh. Where is it?

"Oh. Where is it?"

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Not until I get an apology.

"Not until I get an apology."

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Can't you just apologize?

"Can't you just apologize?"

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Evelyn.

"Evelyn."

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Why not?

"Why not?"

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I've just finished my third wine spritzer.

"I've just finished my third wine spritzer."

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I'm ready to pretend we're equals now.

"I'm ready to pretend we're equals now."

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So, I understand

"So, I understand"

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that you were very close with Nicholas' first wife.

"that you were very close with Nicholas' first wife."

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I loved Dahlia like a sister.

"I loved Dahlia like a sister."

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But I can't betray secrets.

"But I can't betray secrets."

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- Can you gossip? - That, I can do.

"- Can you gossip? - That, I can do."

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Opal?

"Opal?"

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Not really.

"Not really."

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She complained about her housekeeping.

"She complained about her housekeeping."

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Opal was less than immaculate.

"Opal was less than immaculate."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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So, Dahlia never talked about wanting to get rid of Opal?

"So, Dahlia never talked about wanting to get rid of Opal?"

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Although...

"Although..."

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Since she died, there have been rumors.

"Since she died, there have been rumors."

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Rumors?

"Rumors?"

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What are you talking about?

"What are you talking about?"

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He's been alone in that house for 15 years,

"He's been alone in that house for 15 years,"

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And she was right there.

"And she was right there."

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Are you suggesting that Nick and Opal had an affair?

"Are you suggesting that Nick and Opal had an affair?"

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Soon, you will be able to type on your computer,

"Soon, you will be able to type on your computer,"

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and we'll be able to have nice, long talks.

"and we'll be able to have nice, long talks."

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I'll be right back, Mr. Kenneth.

"I'll be right back, Mr. Kenneth."

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Uh, yeah.

"Uh, yeah."

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While you were out, I took Mr. Kenneth to a new doctor.

"While you were out, I took Mr. Kenneth to a new doctor."

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He wants him to start going three times a week.

"He wants him to start going three times a week."

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I don't care what some quack friend of yours wants.

"I don't care what some quack friend of yours wants."

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You don't take my husband

"You don't take my husband"

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out of this house without my permission.

"out of this house without my permission."

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And then, coming back, this funny thing happened.

"And then, coming back, this funny thing happened."

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I was just... thanking him for his help with Kenny.

"I was just... thanking him for his help with Kenny."

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From what I saw, you were very, very thankful.

"From what I saw, you were very, very thankful."

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Are you gonna tell Lucinda?

"Are you gonna tell Lucinda?"

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My doctor promised me therapy will make a difference.

"My doctor promised me therapy will make a difference."

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Why would bill lie?

"Why would bill lie?"

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Maybe he thinks you're more fun without a husband.

"Maybe he thinks you're more fun without a husband."

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If there is a chance that Kenny can go back to being Kenny,

"If there is a chance that Kenny can go back to being Kenny,"

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of course I'd love to meet this new doctor.

"of course I'd love to meet this new doctor."

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Good.

"Good."

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Just try not to kiss this one.

"Just try not to kiss this one."

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Hello.

"Hello."

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I was looking for Remi. Who are you?

"I was looking for Remi. Who are you?"

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I'm Heather. I work with Remi.

"I'm Heather. I work with Remi."

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And you are?

"And you are?"

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Why do you have a gun?

"Why do you have a gun?"

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The men who invaded our home are going to come back.

"The men who invaded our home are going to come back."

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I know. I haven't slept in days.

"I know. I haven't slept in days."

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I could fix you some, too.

"I could fix you some, too."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Mmm. That really hits the spot.

"Mmm. That really hits the spot."

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Thank you so much... Valentina.

"Thank you so much... Valentina."

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And I don't mean to offend you.

"And I don't mean to offend you."

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Go right ahead.

"Go right ahead."

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Wandering around the house with a gun...

"Wandering around the house with a gun..."

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It's not good for you.

"It's not good for you."

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Did you know that Evelyn and I had a son?

"Did you know that Evelyn and I had a son?"

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- No. - He died when he was six.

"- No. - He died when he was six."

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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He rode into the street, and this car came.

"He rode into the street, and this car came."

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Whoever was driving didn't even stop.

"Whoever was driving didn't even stop."

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I should have been there to protect him.

"I should have been there to protect him."

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Evelyn is all I have left.

"Evelyn is all I have left."

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And no one... is going to take her from me.

"And no one... is going to take her from me."

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