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Clips from Hogan's Heroes - The Informer (S01E01)

"for the camp football championship."
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"Punish them any way you want to, Herr Kommandant,"
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"but don't take away their dream."
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"You have given me their punishment."
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"That was ugly, sir."
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"You got a light?"
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"Oh, yes."
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"Danke."
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"Name, rank and serial number, that's all."
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"Thank you, sir."
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"Keiniger Sprach."
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"Inside."
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"Wiegeht, August. Burkhalter, in Berlin?"
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"We will speak in English."
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"In my line of work, even the habit"
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"Oh, take it easy, take it easy."
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"I'll be all right, sir."
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"Klink didn't get anything out of me, sir."
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"You're a good soldier."
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"Uh... What outfit were you with?"
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"151st, sir. Shot down over Cologne."
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"151st. Really?"
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"How's old McNair doing?"
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"I don't think I know any McNair, sir."
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"Oh."
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"No, I-I don't. Who's he?"
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"Nobody. Just testing in case the Germans try"
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"Good idea, sir."
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"Did I pass?"
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"Yeah. Flying colors."
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"just ask, all right?"
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"Thanks, Colonel."
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"Incidentally, when we have more time,"
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"you gotta bring me up-to- date on Major Campbell."
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"Major Campbell?"
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"Wait a minute-- You were with the 151st"
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"and you don't know Major Campbell?"
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"Oh. Oh. Campbell, yeah."
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"Everybody knows Campbell."
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"( laughing )"
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"What a character."
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"Nobody liked him."
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"Hey, did, did you ever hear the story"
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"about Major Campbell and the WAC Captain?"
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"I did."
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"Yeah, great story."
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"Take it easy."
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"Oh! I'm sorry, chum. Sorry."
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"( coughs )"
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"We have a petunia in our garden."
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"Well, I frisked him, Colonel."
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"He's got nothing on him."
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"Pass the word to the rest of the camp."
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"Nobody talks to him, but nobody."
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"All right, I'm on me way."
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"I think you hit a bull's-eye."
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"This is your escape route to the canal."
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"There'll be a rowboat waiting."
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"This is your rendezvous point with the submarine."
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"How will the sub know I'm coming?"
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"We'll call them on the shortwave."
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"Kinch, how's"
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"Just about set, Colonel."
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"but you got to stop these guys from making coffee in the thing."
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"This is our phone tap. When the red light"
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"goes on, Klink's office is calling outside."
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"The basket is our speaker."
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"( kick at door )"
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"Dinner, Colonel."
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"Mercy."
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"The artichokes are not haute cuisine."
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"I may have to change greengrocers."
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"But the chateaubriand..."
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"I will back with my life."
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"My coffeepot."
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"( talking at once )"
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"NEWKIRK: Hey, Colonel!"
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"Wagner just went into Klink's office."
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"All right-- keep your men on him."
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"Wagner? The new guy."
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"Yeah. Why?"
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"Colonel Burkhalter?"
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"Lieutenant Wagner speaking."
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"BURKHALTER: Go ahead, Wagner."
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"I think you'd better get down here right away, Colonel."
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"I have evidence that"
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"this is an outfitting and embarkation point"
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"for prisoners of war escaping"
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"from the Third Reich."
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"BURKHALTER: I shall be there at 0800 sharp."
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"All right."
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"Somebody talked. Who?"
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"I'm afraid I did."
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"Didn't this man get the message?"
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"He was sleeping, Colonel."
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"It's my fault, Colonel."
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"Let's eat."
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"Colonel, the spies have loused up our whole operation."
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"So what do we do?"
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"He knows too much."
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"It's not that he knows too much."
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"He doesn't know enough."
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"Let's show him the whole operation."
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"What? Take him underground?"
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"He'll tell the Krauts about everything."
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"I have a feeling they're not going to believe him."
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"Colonel, he's on his way."
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"and decided to take you underground"
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"That's great."
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"Ah, we're going to have to blindfold you though,"
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"It's for your own protection."
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"I understand."
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"All right. Right this way."
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"( dogs growling )"
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"Come on, get away!"
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"( whining )"
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"Come on. Not now."
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"Get away. Get away."
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"Colonel, this is wonderful."
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"The Boche think this is a real water tower."
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