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Clips from MacGyver - Awl (S01E01)

"Yeah?"
MacGyver
"I think I can cross pooping my pants off my bucket list."
MacGyver
"Whew."
MacGyver
"Home, sweet Hollywood."
MacGyver
"After another brush with death,"
MacGyver
"it's always great to come back to L.A.,"
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"where everything is nice, normal..."
MacGyver
"And what the hell?"
MacGyver
"Mac! Perfect timing."
MacGyver
"Hey, Bozer, what are you doing?"
MacGyver
"It's for my movie."
MacGyver
"Yeah. Come here."
MacGyver
"Turn around."
MacGyver
"Is it about ping-pong balls now?"
MacGyver
"What? No. It's for the CGI."
MacGyver
"For the space monster."
MacGyver
"There's a space monster?"
MacGyver
"Of course there's a space monster."
MacGyver
"Did you not read the rewrite?"
MacGyver
"17th draft, man. Try to keep up."
MacGyver
"You're playing the monster."
MacGyver
"Wait, I thought I was playing the general."
MacGyver
"You're both. Now, in this scene, you, the monster,"
MacGyver
"- So now you, the monster, have... - Wait."
MacGyver
"Bozer, if this is all CGI,"
MacGyver
"why can't you be the monster?"
MacGyver
"Not thinking, Mac."
MacGyver
"Use that brain, man."
MacGyver
"Eh. Well, if Affleck can do it, so can you."
MacGyver
"Sorry, I have to work."
MacGyver
"Take that."
MacGyver
"Fine."
MacGyver
"Go talk science with your think tank buddies"
MacGyver
"and leave me here without a monster."
MacGyver
"No one cares."
MacGyver
"You should have seen it, Pop."
MacGyver
"The whole building is on fire,"
MacGyver
"and we jump out, ass-backwards, with these air bag things."
MacGyver
"We were... we were fearless."
MacGyver
"I'm not gonna lie to you."
MacGyver
"The kid was fearless, I was scared as hell,"
MacGyver
"but... I ain't gonna let him know it,"
MacGyver
"you know what I mean?"
MacGyver
"How's your dad?"
MacGyver
"Why don't you go ahead and ask him yourself."
MacGyver
"He's listening."
MacGyver
"Sorry, Pop, he didn't mean to be rude, he's just weird."
MacGyver
"Poor thing, he's a genius when it comes to physics,"
MacGyver
"but when it comes to metaphysics,"
MacGyver
"he's a little slow."
MacGyver
"Every time we get nearly killed,"
MacGyver
"you come down here to talk to your dead dad,"
MacGyver
"and I'm the weird one?"
MacGyver
"Hey, it's little rituals like this"
MacGyver
"that give life meaning."
MacGyver
"Besides, there's not a lot of people out there"
MacGyver
"and my old man can keep a secret."
MacGyver
"Can't you, Pop?"
MacGyver
"Well, ready to go get almost killed again?"
MacGyver
"Emphasis on "almost.""
MacGyver
"I'm gonna bring him back in one piece, all right?"
MacGyver
"Yeah, all right."
MacGyver
"I'll see you soon."
MacGyver
"So you, uh... you been talking to your dad lately?"
MacGyver
"Eh, it's been a while."
MacGyver
"Well, that's long enough."
MacGyver
"I mean, after what he did,"
MacGyver
"you're gonna want to fix that, trust me."
MacGyver
"I will, someday."
MacGyver
"That's what I used to say till I almost ran out of somedays."
MacGyver
"Just give the man a call before it's too late."
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"- All right? - It's just not that easy."
MacGyver
"Yeah, well, it ain't that hard, neither. Listen."
MacGyver
"If I could have one more day"
MacGyver
"to sit and talk to my dad instead of that hunk of rock,"
MacGyver
"I'd do anything."
MacGyver
"Anything."
MacGyver
"This thing with your dad's different."
MacGyver
"I'm not saying you should forget,"
MacGyver
"but maybe it's time you forgive just a little bit."
MacGyver
"You know?"
MacGyver
"All right, let's get to work."
MacGyver
"five federal buildings in the U.S. have been attacked,"
MacGyver
"killing 28 people and wounding hundreds more."
MacGyver
"Explosives analysis from the most recent attack"
MacGyver
"links these incidents to a group called"
MacGyver
"Division 77."
MacGyver
"D-77?"
MacGyver
"Heard stories about them in prison."
MacGyver
"They're like mercenaries or something, right?"
MacGyver
"Terrorists for hire."
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"Ex-insurgents and extremists"
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"who traded in their politics for cold hard cash."
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"Every member hidden by"
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"Every expense paid for by shell corporations."
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"- So how do we find these guys? - We don't."
MacGyver
"Not directly."
MacGyver
"But by digging into their shell corps,"
MacGyver
"the FBI followed D-77's money,"
MacGyver
"and it all leads back to one man."
MacGyver
"Hedge fund golden boy Ralph Kastrati."
MacGyver
"Oh, that is a punchface."
MacGyver
"Excuse me?"
MacGyver
"Oh, you heard me."
MacGyver
"that really needs to be punched."
MacGyver
"My mom dated a guy like that once."
MacGyver
"So we don't know how to find them,"
MacGyver
"He fled the U.S. in 2015 to avoid trial for 561 counts"
MacGyver
"of securities fraud."
MacGyver
"in the tropical tax haven"
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"of Labuan, Malaysia,"
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"making millions managing D-77's money."
MacGyver
"If we can combine the FBI intel"
MacGyver
"with everything that Ralph knows about their financials..."
MacGyver
"We may be able to track them down"
MacGyver
"Well, shouldn't we just let the Malaysian cops pick him up?"
MacGyver
"We believe D-77 has informants"
MacGyver
"within the Malaysian government."
MacGyver
"If D-77"
MacGyver
"hides Ralph before we can get to him,"
MacGyver
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