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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"He was in on it too. Stand up and take a bow, Jeff."
American Dad! (2005)
"Brilliant! You really believe he might have a severe spinal injury."
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"- Dad, you're not really buying all this? - Oh, poor Hayley, a mere pawn."
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"A necessary sacrifice to ensure our country promotes the best man possible."
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"I'll announce your promotion first thing Monday."
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"I didn't get to jump through the breakaway glass I had installed."
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"You know, Hayley, I guess by giving up what I thought was important"
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"I ended up learning what really is important."
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"- You, kiddo. You. - Oh, Daddy!"
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"This speech is completely out of character for Stan."
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"The network insisted that Stan "learn a lesson","
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"It's a top-secret gathering, so memorise the time and location..."
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"Yeah. Look, Jeff, I have bad news. This is a break-up hike."
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"No way, mister, I don't want you coming home with anthrax, like last year."
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"I guess the CIA got their intel wrong - again."
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"I dreamt of Paris again last night."
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"British Prime Minister Tony Blair?"
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"- Let me bring these in for you. - That's not necessary."
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"- You slept with my daughter! - Dad."
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"It's ringing. It has one of those funny rings that goes "toot toot"."
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"Real men stay calm under pressure, Jeff."
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"- Get in. - No way!"
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"Bullock and Hayley are on a fast train to Splitsville."
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"But we're so good together!"
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"I'll die without you!"
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"What else could you possibly want me to do?"
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"- Wow! Jeff's really changed. - Isn't it great?"
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"I don't know what's gotten into him, but he's so strong and primal, like a caveman."
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"No? Well, maybe you shouldn't have privatised your water and power department."
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"Hello?"
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"Sir. Should we at least give him a head start?"
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"Silence, man-horse! This is between me and that filthy, cheap slut."
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"You don't want to confront him till you've been promoted."
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"Say, do you perchance have any Gatorade? I left all my electrolytes with your daughter."
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"- Want me to unload the truck? - No need. Just put this on."
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"Jeff Fischer! Let's go. Time to die."
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"Everyone was devastated, but, you know, the show must go on."
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"I'm sorry. I'll shut up now."
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"Oh, Hayley. That was the first time you lectured me about boundaries."
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"- Your father's trying to kill me. - What?"
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"This is for treating me like a errand boy and delaying my promotion!"
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"Stan, according to Hayley, Bullock was being a real jerk."
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"- No, you can't. - You're right. Let's get married."
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"You two should talk. Why don't I go find your pants?"
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"- The kind who can win back my daughter. - All right!"
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"Whoa, Nelly! Thanks for the lift, Smith."
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"Jimmy Ng, was killed while driving to the set."
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"Gimme, gimme, gimme."
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"- Then why stop? - It's an SUV. We've only got one planet."
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"Just two. You pass."
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"Bravo, Smith, bravo. I knew you'd prove your mettle."
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"You will notice that the Asian cook"
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"Do you know what I was thinking about while gazing at the back of your daughter's head?"
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"- Is there's an animal behind me? - We haven't been entirely forthright."
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"It should be enough you're good at yourjob."
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"This is Dick Cheney's BlackBerry."
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"Don't shoot! I didn't see anything! I'm blind!"
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"Well, today, you're going on a long car trip with Joe Rogan."
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"Don't look! We'll get in trouble."
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"I wonder if he'll hit me? But only cos he loves me."
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"Hey, Hayley! I'm getting a motorcycle."
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"This took three days to choreograph."
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"I wasn't sure about the Fromme reference,"
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"- And I demand you come back. - No."
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"- What do you want, Jeff? - I've been drinking all night"
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"Good morning, Francine. Our little problem is taken care of."
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"Yes, like like. Yeah."
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"Scene's over, dear. See you at the cast party."
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