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Clips from The Young Ones - Oil (S01E01)

"# Once in every lifetime"
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"# Comes a love like this"
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"Now, watch this very closely."
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"Oh, oh, yeahI Oh, yeahI"
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"Oh, wow!"
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"Is this some sort of sick joke? Why isn't supper ready?"
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"There you are, Vyvyan."
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"- Is that your dirty washing? - No!"
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"Three seconds?"
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"Two!"
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"Should get a lower wattage bulb."
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"- Do me a favour! - What?"
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"It's a little white dot."
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"It means there's no more telly."
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"Fascist!"
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"I could've made a fortune if I'd turned pro."
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"Everybody listen to me!"
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"Sorry, guv'nor. Apples and pears, tit for tat!"
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"Small, tough and the chips are always stacked against you."
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"OK, Rick."
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"You better not, 'cause me, Mike and Vyvyan are pretty sick of you."
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"- For heaven's sake! - Easy, easy!"
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"We're gonna be rich. House meeting, tomorrow, 9 o'clock, broom cupboard."
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"The complete negation of our personality,"
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"That's what I'm saying. Is it? Where's Mike and Vyvyan?"
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"- What the ruddy heck is going on? - Shut your face, traitor."
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"Shut up!"
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"to offer his apology for recent press criticism"
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"It was bound to happen sooner or later."
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"Throw down your tools and throw up a barricade!"
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"- Yes! - Yes!"
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"That's what happens to people who aren't working class."
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"Watch out, Norman Tebbitt! Come on!"
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"Aaargh! Urgh!"
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"Yes."
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"It better be good, this Norman Tebbitt."
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"# The only thing that unites us Is Dr Marten's boots"
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"# Dr Marten's, Dr Marten's, Dr Marten's boots"
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"# I need you, you need me"
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"# Darling, we're the Young Ones"
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"# The Young Ones"
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"# (RICK) Shouldn't be afraid"
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"# To live"
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"# Love"
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"# There's a song to be sung"
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"# 'Cause we may not be the Young Ones"
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"# Very long... #"
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"(RICK) Oh, bloody heck! Is this the new house?"
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"(NEIL) I think it's beautiful."
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"(MIKE) Makes a change from the old one."
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"(VYVYAN) It's not razed to the ground."
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"(RICK) It looks like a gigantic lavatory!"
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"Be fair. It's got a letterbox. That'll come in really useful."
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"- Looking out of when people knock. - Nice front door."
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"- We had one in the last house. - But it was nailed to the ceiling!"
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"- It had to be done. - Yeah, I had to...I was drunk."
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"Just give me the key."
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"You see? I used to be a cat burglar."
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"I didn't know that."
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"Yeah, I've got a Swiss bank account with 2,000 cats in it! Come on!"
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"- More bloody students! - Shut up and put some clothes on!"
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"Wow, look at all these letters!"
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"Mr Balowski said the last lot only moved out yesterday."
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"- They did. They were illiterate. - They were philosophy students."
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"So?"
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"Anyway, they're probably bills."
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"Who's Bill?"
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"- This is my bedroom! - Oh, yeah?"
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"- Got any witnesses? - I don't need any. Get out!"
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"No!"
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"Get...out!"
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"This must be my bedroom - all my clothes are here."
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"No, they're not, Vyvyan."
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"- Right, have the bedroom! - It's not mine."
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"- Yes, it is. - It isn't."
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"- You said it was yours. - So did you."
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"Didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't!"
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"Neil, your bedroom's on fire!"
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"I thought this was my bedroom."
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"Oh, no!"
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"- This is my bedroom! - Caption."
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"Thank you."
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"(GIRL ON TAPE) Oh, MikeI Oh, no, dont stopI"
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"Hi, kid."
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"- You're Buddy Holly. - That's right!"
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"After 20 years of the suckers, I ain't got much choice."
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"- I thought you were dead. - It ain't harmed my career any!"
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"No, oh, no... You got any new material?"
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"It just so happens I've been writing a song up here, concerning my diet,"
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"called Coo, Coo, Daddy Longlegs. Wanna hear it?"
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"- Oh, yeah! - Right now?"
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"There's no point hanging around."
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"# Saturday night hanging around for a bite"
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"# Find a real cutey with the dustmite blues... #"
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"Records and tapes."
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"Videos."
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"Overseas sales."
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"Cable TV."
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"Plus 60% McCartney, 40% me."
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"There's gotta be 25 million in this."
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"# Cranefly pie with a mosquito side salad"
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"# 23 years on a meat-free diet"
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"# Beetles, crickets gonna get you sickies"
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"# Here's a little sucker and you ought to try it"
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"# Coo, coo, Daddy Longlegs"
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"# Hope it makes more money than ''Peggy Sue''"
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"# Ha, ha, ha... #"
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"I'll get a few quid on the guitar."
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"Lucky they told me my room was on fire. I might've gone to sleep and burned to death."
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"Not that I sleep much anyway, 'cause I spend my time in the kitchen."
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"Hello, kitchen, hello!"
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"My name's Neil."
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"Don't bother remembering it, 'cause I'll be dead soon anyway."
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"Great!"
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"Thanks, Mr Balowski, for the oldest, dirtiest teapot in the world!"
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"Just look at all this mess."
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"I wish, just once, just once, this wouldn't happen to me."
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"Oh...yeah..."
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"That's very Zen."
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"Hi, Neil."
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