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Clips from Seinfeld - Highlights of a Hundred (S06E06)

"I can't believe you sent a woman into the sauna to do that?"
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"I think you're both mentally ill."
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"Why shouldn't we be able to do that..."
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"I mean, really, what is the big deal?"
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"We go in there..."
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"...we're in there for a while, then we come back out here."
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"That's not complicated."
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"- It's moronic. - Absurd."
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"Course..."
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"...I guess maybe some little problems could arise."
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"...and we couldn't be friends the way we are now, that would really be bad."
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"That would be good too."
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"The idea is to combine the this..."
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"...and the that."
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"But this cannot be disturbed."
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"Yeah, we just want to take this..."
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"...and add that."
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"But of course, we'd have to figure out a way..."
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"Maybe some rules or something."
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"Now I call you whenever I'm inclined, and vice versa."
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"...a certain obligation to call."
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"Well, why should that be?"
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"Beautiful."
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"Let's make it a rule."
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"All right, sir."
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"- Now, here's another little rule. - Yeah."
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"When we see each other now..."
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"...we retire to our separate quarters."
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"But sometimes when people get involved with that..."
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"...they feel pressure..."
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"...to sleep over."
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"When that..."
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"...is not really sleep."
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"Sleep is separate from that, and I don't see..."
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"...why sleep got all tied up and connected..."
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"...with that."
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"Okay, okay, rule number two: Spending the night is optional."
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"Well, now we're getting somewhere."
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"- I know. - All right, okay. Let's go. Details."
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"- No, I can't give details. - No details?"
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"I'm not in the mood."
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"You ask me here to have lunch..."
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"...tell me you slept with Elaine..."
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"...and then say you're not in the mood for details."
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"Now, you listen to me."
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"I want details, and I want them right now."
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"You're not in the mood? Well, you get in the mood!"
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"I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries..."
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"...and I gave them your phone number. So when the phone rings..."
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"...you have to answer, Vandelay Industries."
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"- I'm Vandelay Industries? - Right."
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"- What is that? - You're in latex."
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"- Latex. - Right."
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"- What do I do with latex? - I don't know! You manufacture it!"
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"You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman."
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"- I'll hire you as my latex salesman? - Right."
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"I don't think so."
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"Man, I'm telling you this pizza idea is really gonna happen."
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"This is the thing where you go and you have to make your own pizza?"
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"We give you the dough."
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"And then you get to put your sauce and sprinkle your cheese."
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"And then, you slide it into the oven."
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"You have to know how to do that."
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"You can't have people shoving their arms into a 600-degree oven!"
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"- It's all supervised. - Oh, well..."
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"Tolstoy used to write in the village square."
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"The faces inspired him."
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"Although, one wonders if War and Peace would have been..."
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"...as highly acclaimed, had it been published under it's original title..."
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"...War... What Is It Good For?"
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"- What? - Yeah."
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"Mr. Lippman, it was his mistress who insisted..."
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"War... What Is It Good For?"
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"What do you do?"
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"I'm an architect."
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"You're an architect?"
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"I'm not?"
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"I don't see architecture coming from you."
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"- I have no chance, do I? - No."
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"You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect."
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"Have you designed any buildings in New York?"
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"Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim?"
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"- You did that? - Yep, yep."
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"Really didn't take very long either."
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"The beauty of my book is, if you don't have a coffee table..."
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"...it turns into a coffee table."
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"- Is that fabulous? - Look at this."
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"What-delay Industries?"
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"- No. - Vandelay!"
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"Say Vandelay!"
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"No, you're way, way, way off!"
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"- No, say... - Vandelay! Say..."
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"Vandelay Industries!"
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"No problem, no problem."
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"And you want to be my latex salesman."
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"I think Superman probably has a very good sense of humor."
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"I never heard him say anything funny."
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"He's got super strength, super speed."
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"I'm sure he's got super humor."
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"Either you're born with humor, or you're not. It's not gonna change."
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"Even if you go from the red sun of Krypton..."
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"...all the way to the yellow sun of the Earth."
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"Why? Why would that one area of his mind..."
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"...not be affected by the yellow sun of the Earth?"
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"I don't know. But he ain't funny."
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"- What's today? - It's Thursday."
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"Really?"
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"It feels like Tuesday."
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"Tuesday has no feel."
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"Monday has a feel."
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"Friday has a feel."
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"Sunday has a feel."
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"- I feel Tuesday and Wednesday. - Shut up, the both of you."
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"Double dipped? What are you talking about?"
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"...and you dipped again."
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"- So? - It's like putting your whole mouth..."
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"...right in the dip."
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"From now on, when you take a chip just take one dip and end it."
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"Could I offer you something to drink?"
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"I don't think we have that."
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