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Clips from Seinfeld - Highlights of a Hundred (S06E06)

"- It was a gift. - Because a lot of times I write in bed..."
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"...and I have to turn and lean on my elbow to make the pen work."
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"- Go ahead. - I couldn't."
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"- Take it. - I can't take it."
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"- Do me a personal favor. - I'm not comfortable."
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"- I cannot take it. - Take the pen."
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"- Are you sure? - I'm positive. Take the pen."
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"Okay, thank you very much. Thank you. Gee, boy."
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"- Jack, what are you doing? - Stop it."
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"Jack, we should go."
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"It was nice meeting you."
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"- Nice to meet you. - Thanks again."
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"Come on!"
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"- I agreed to wear this? - Yeah, yeah."
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"Well, when did I do that?"
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"When we went to dinner the other night."
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"What, are you crazy?"
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"What were you talking about when I went to the bathroom?"
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"I don't know. I couldn't understand a word she said."
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"Where I go?"
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"You mean she was asking me to wear this ridiculous shirt..."
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"...on national TV, and I said yes? - Yes, yes. You said it."
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"I didn't know what she was talking about. I couldn't hear her."
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"I mean, look at it. It looks ridiculous."
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"Well, you gotta wear it now."
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"This pirate trend she's come up with, Jerry..."
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"You're gonna be the first pirate."
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"But I don't wanna be a pirate."
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"I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?"
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"Yes, we do. Unfortunately, we ran out of cars."
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"But the reservation keeps the car here."
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"That's why you have the reservation."
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"- I know why we have reservations. - I don't think you do."
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"If you did, I'd have a car."
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"See, you know how to take the reservation."
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"You just don't know how to hold the reservation."
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"And that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding."
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"Anybody can just take them."
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"- Nothing? - Nothing."
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"What does that mean?"
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"- I got up and came to work. - There's a show. That's a show."
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"How is that a show?"
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"Well, maybe something happens to you on the way to work."
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"No. No! No! Nothing happens!"
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"- Well, why am I watching it? - Because it's on TV."
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"Not yet."
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"I'm telling you, she's good-looking."
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"- What about the body? - Good body. Nice body."
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"- How nice? - Nice. Pretty nice."
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"- Really good? - Really, very nice and good."
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"I don't want anyone smarter than me."
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"How could she be smarter than you?"
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"He's a really, really funny guy."
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"What does he look like?"
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"- Pardon? - What does he look like?"
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"Well, he's got a lot of character in his face."
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"He's short. He's stocky."
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"He's fat."
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"Is that what you're saying, that he's fat?"
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"Powerful."
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"He is so powerful. He can lift 100 pounds right up over his head."
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"And, what else? What else?"
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"Oh, right, well..."
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"He's, he's kind of... Just kind of... Losing his hair."
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"- He's bald? - No."
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"No, no, no. He's not bald."
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"He's balding."
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"- So he will be bald? - Yeah."
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"Thick, lustrous hair is important to me."
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"Just clarifying."
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"Let me ask you this."
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"Do you want to get it out?"
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"Or do you want to not be able to get it out?"
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"- I'd like to be able to get it out. - I think you'll get it out."
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"She's got a fine cheek."
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"- A pinkish hue? - Yes, a rosy glow."
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"There's a hue."
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"She's got great eyebrows. Women kill to have her eyebrows."
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"Who cares about eyebrows?"
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"Look at you."
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"Why don't you do something with your life?"
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"You sit around here all day. You contribute nothing to society!"
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"The alarm didn't go off. You're gonna miss the plane, it's 9:15."
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"- 9:15? - Yeah. It's 9:15!"
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"We'll never make it. I'll leave tomorrow."
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"Tomorrow? Are you crazy? No. Now, now, let's go."
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"Let's go. You get dressed, you get dressed."
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"I mean, how can I be with someone like you?"
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"Wouldn't respect myself."
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"- I'll go tomorrow or the next day. - You have your ticket."
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"- You have to go now. - We'll never make it."
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"- Don't say that. - Well, it takes 45 minutes to get..."
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"...to get to the plane. - Shut up and pack!"
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"I take it all back! Every word!"
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"I love you!"
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"I love you!"
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"It's not you. It's me."
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"You're giving me the it's not you, it's me routine?"
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"- George, it's you. - You are damn right it's me."
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"Well, I know something about getting to first base..."
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"...and I know you'll never be there."
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"The way I figure it, I've already been there."
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"And I plan on rounding second tonight at around 11:00."
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"Well, I'd watch the third-base coach if I were you..."
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"...because I don't think he's waving you in."
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"I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night."
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"Tuesday night? What happened Tuesday night?"
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"I saw your act."
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"Well, to be honest..."
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"...it just didn't make it for me."
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"It's just so much fluff."
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"What are you saying? You didn't like my act?"
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"So that's it?"
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"I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do."
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"You don't know my name, do you?"
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"- Yes, I do. - What is it?"
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"It rhymes with a female body part."
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"You said much sicker things than me."
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"So where were we?"
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"- I was just leaving. - Right. You were leaving."
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