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Clips from Seinfeld - Highlights of a Hundred (S06E06)

"Staring at my diaphragm, you know? It's just lying there."
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"So this woman who sold me this hair thing..."
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"A hundred episodes."
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"That's a lot. During the course of which George, Elaine, Kramer and I..."
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"...have had many experiences, both positive and negative."
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"There've been some relationships that haven't worked out..."
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"...ambitions that were unfulfilled..."
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"...hopes dashed..."
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"...some property damage, hurt feelings..."
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"I know one guy got deported."
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"Physical injury and..."
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"All right, maybe even a death or two."
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"Because we're people."
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"Real TV people."
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"And for 30 minutes a week..."
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"...that's pretty important to us."
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"So if you're joining us late..."
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"...here's some highlights from what's happened so far."
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"Why don't they have salsa on the table?"
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"What do you need salsa for?"
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"Salsa is now the number-one condiment in America."
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"Do you know why?"
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"Because people like to say salsa."
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"Do you have any salsa?"
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"We need more salsa. Where is the salsa? No salsa?"
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"You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person..."
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"...to order seltzer and not get salsa."
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"I wanted seltzer, not salsa."
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"Don't you know the difference between them?"
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"You have the seltzer after the salsa."
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"- What? - This."
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"Just talking."
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"Yeah. Right."
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"No, I'm really serious. I think that's a good idea."
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"It's about nothing."
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"What's that red dot on your sweater?"
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"Hey, didn't we come in over there?"
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"I thought we came in over there."
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"I'm out."
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"- What? - Yeah, I'm out."
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"I'm out of the contest."
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"- You gotta have a story. - Who says you gotta have a story?"
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"Four. Seinfeld."
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"Four."
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"That'll be five, 10 minutes."
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"Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling?"
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"What is it?"
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"I think its BO."
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"And who's on the show? Who are the characters?"
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"- You? - Yeah. You base a character on me."
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"It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman..."
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"- Who said that? - She did."
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"Was that wrong?"
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"Should I not have done that?"
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"I got to plead ignorance on this thing..."
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"...because if anyone had said anything to me..."
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"And who else is on the show?"
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"Elaine could be a character."
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"I wonder what happened to my fiancÈ."
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"I know he's here somewhere."
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"I have lost my fiancÈ, the poor baby."
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"Maybe the dingo ate your baby."
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"The dingo ate your baby."
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"- Kramer. - Now, he's a character."
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"The bus is out of control."
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"So I grab him by the collar, take him out of the seat..."
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"...get behind the wheel. Now I'm driving the bus."
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"- You're Batman. - Yeah. I am Batman."
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"Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts choking me."
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"So I'm fighting him off with one hand..."
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"...and I kept driving the bus with the other, you know?"
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"Then I managed to open the door and kicked him out the door..."
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"...with my foot, you know, at the next stop."
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"You kept making all the stops?"
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"Well, people kept ringing the bell!"
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"So everybody I know..."
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"...is a character on the show. - Right."
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"My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone!"
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"- Jerry. - Uncle Leo."
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"Hello."
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"How could you?"
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"- How could I what? - You were making out..."
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"...during Schindler's List?"
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"How long does it take to find a bra?"
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"What's going on in there?"
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"You know about the cup sizes and all?"
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"- They have different cups. - Yeah, I know about the cups."
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"You got the A..."
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"...the C..."
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"...the D. That's the biggest."
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"I go out for a quart of milk."
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"I come home and find my son treating his body..."
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"...like it was an amusement park."
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"I'm a United States postal worker."
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"Aren't those the guys that always go crazy..."
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"Sometimes."
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"- Why is that? - Because the mail never stops."
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"Every day it piles up more and more and you gotta get it out..."
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"...but more keeps coming in!"
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"All right, all right, all right."
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"...I got this idea for a show about nothing."
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"We go into NBC."
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"We? Since when are you a writer?"
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"What writer? We're talking about a sitcom."
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"You wanna go with me to NBC?"
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"Yeah, we really got something here."
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"- What do we got? - An idea."
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"- What idea? - An idea for the show."
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"- I still don't know what the idea is. - It's about nothing."
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"- Right. - Everybody's doing something."
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"We'll do nothing."
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"Come on. Let's go do something. I don't want to just sit around here."
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"I don't care. I'm not hungry."
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"We could go to one of those cappuccino places."
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"They let you just sit there."
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"What are we gonna do there, talk?"
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"We can talk."
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"I'll go if I don't have to talk."
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"Then we'll just sit there."
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"Oh, that's the astronaut pen. I heard about that. Where did you get it?"
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