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Clips from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Asses to Ashes (S03E03)

"I'm going to clinch the election by getting an influential person to endorse him."
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"Carlton. Carlton Banks."
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"It's personal."
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"Not available?"
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"Hello?"
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"- Hey, G, did you bring the mail in yet? - No."
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"- Geoffrey. - Sir."
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"I need to know where you stand on the issues."
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"Well, tough. I don't care if it is chaperoned."
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"Y ou cannot go to Ensenada with Macaulay Culkin."
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"Shape magazine..."
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"the bill for Se/f, the bill for Shape, and the bill for Sassy magazines."
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"But Dad, aren't some of those lies?"
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"Carlton, honey, they're all lies."
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"- Uncle Phil, let me tell you a little story. - Oh, no."
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"So the nasty dude snatch off into his pocket, right?"
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"So, this story is about you, isn't it, Will?"
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"That's right, Uncle Phil."
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"And to this day I just thank God I had my two-headed coin..."
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"'cause that girl was smoking, man."
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"- The poll results are in. - Let's go see what..."
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"Robertson and Banks are both po//ing 36%o."
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"/f Banks gets into office, we won't have to hide anymore..."
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"Say, Phi/ip Banks, no thanks, on E/ection Day."
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"- Philip Banks, kick the man's butt. - Can't do it, Vivian."
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"I have made my decision."
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"And there's the loser now!"
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"Everyone, I want to thank you for your support."
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"On a brighter note, I see you've brought your lovely family with you..."
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"Look, my father just lost an election."
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"I mean, I'm not totally insensitive."
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"Want some candy, little girl?"
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"Come here."
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"Judge Robertson, to what do you attribute your reelection?"
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"who brought me up when I was down."
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"Well, who do we have here?"
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"Well, coming from you, Carl, that means a lot."
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"I think you should take that back, man."
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"Shame on me."
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"And another thing:"
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"Come on, man, if I told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?"
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"How are you doing, baby?"
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"I just feel so guilty, Aunt Viv."
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"Simple. Thanks to the Grim Reaper over here..."
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"That was a joke, ma'am."
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"Ashley, you know I'd never hurt you, right?"
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"Hurt a fly. We know."
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"Look, Will, you're taking this way too seriously."
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"I mean, it's not like you got a bad haircut."
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"- I don't know, Carlton. - Look, just follow my lead."
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"Y ou're kidding."
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"I know Carl changed over the years but the man was my mentor."
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"I'd like to welcome you to the memorial for..."
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"What indeed?"
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"I mean, I just got finished losing an election to the man..."
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"Y es."
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"I'm just here to make sure he dead."
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"With him it was just a bunch of..."
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"Never felt I really got to know him..."
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"no."
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"The man's idea of sweet talk was:"
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"Well, thank you for sharing."
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"I mean, did he not feel pain when he was hurt?"
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"I mean, did he not shiver when he was cold?"
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"I mean, he was only human, but yes, he was human."
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"I'm the dude that killed him."
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"Carlton, you're just wasting your time, man."
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"Y e of little faith."
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"where all the people are good-Iooking..."
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"I think we're all damn lucky Hilary has a job."
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"See, it's like I can have a leg in one hand and a breast in the other."
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"I think I must have been very bad in a previous life."
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"Banks residence."
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"Y es, it was unfortunate."
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"It's an honor, thank you, sir. Y es."
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"- Y es, you're the man! - Y es."
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"Could I get it for you?"
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"Why are y'all screaming at me?"
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"I figured it out, Will. I'm gonna get Dad what he always wanted."
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"Watch and learn."
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"Hello, is President Bush there?"
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"Carlton, are you by any chance an idiot?"
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"Perhaps you should let George know..."
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"that as Alternate Assistant Treasurer to the Bel-Air Junior Republicans..."
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"I'm in a position to scratch his back if he'll scratch mine, capische?"
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"I'll get the mail."
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"Daddy, now, you know how much I love you."
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"I would do anything for you, right?"
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"But I was talking about the election."
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"Now, for me to vote for you in good conscience..."
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"Okay, well, I'm against plea bargaining and I'm for..."
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"y eah, but where do you stand on a woman's right to choose the restaurant?"
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"Well, I think you're being really unreasonable."
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"Hey, mail call!"
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"For you, Se/f magazine..."
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"And for you, sir, E/f magazine..."
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"Ape magazine..."
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"Defeat Philip Banks, the criminal's choice for Superior Court Judge."
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"and run a bookmaking operation out of his chambers."
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"Vote Robertson for Superior Court Judge."
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"How can they get away with that?"
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"'Cause they know it's too late for me to sue for a retraction."
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"- Well, there's still time to fight back. - I'm not gonna fight back."
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"What?"
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"See, once upon a time there was this young boy that lived in Philly, right?"
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"And right next to him lived the prettiest little honey you ever seen in your life."
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"And he loved her with his whole heart and soul."
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"and he wanted her just for her body, right?"
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"So one day, the two dudes was about to get it on, right?"
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"She said, No, flip a coin and the winner can be my boyfriend, right?"
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"Calls heads, flips the coin..."
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"the nice guy lost the toss, and the girl, and it broke his heart."
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"- And do you know why he lost? - Why?"
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"Because the nasty dude cheated. He had a two-headed coin."
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"The nice guy didn't get the girl."
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"And the race for Superior Court Judge is neck and neck."
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"At this point, anything cou/d tip the ba/ance."
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"this city's ours!"
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"Throw the bums in jai/."
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"He like begging, he like, Philip Banks, kick my butt."
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