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Clips from Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Broodwich (S02E02)

"Actually, sir, there's no chance this will work."
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"But it's all your bullcrap here..."
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"all them Battlestar Earthblaster drink cups."
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"You touch those, and your GI Joes are gonna be MIA, my friend."
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"And then who's gonna call little Mama Joe..."
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"and tell her that her boy ain't coming home..."
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"because somebody was asleep on guard duty."
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"What's this? A treasure map."
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"- Treasure? - Can I hold it, please?"
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"- There's treasure under all these X's? - Yeah, obviously."
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"Amazing. These are the same exact spots..."
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"- with the shovel, sucker. - No, you don't, that bullion is mine!"
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"You just stay here and guard my Battlefield Earth cups."
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"I ate a bunch of them. I'm dumb."
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"Calm down."
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"- But beware. - But you just told me..."
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"- Shake? - Just leave him. He's... Wait a minute."
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"- Oh, my God. Shake? - Oh, my God, Frylock, what?"
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"Oh, my God. That is no ordinary sandwich."
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"- It's a free sandwich. - It's not a sandwich at all, Shake."
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"- Wait. Say what? - Broodwich!"
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"- The Blair Witch is here? - No, Meatwad. The Broodwich."
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"Okay, yes. It was Vogue."
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"It just comes to the house, I..."
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"Everyone just shut up about the Vogue thing!"
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"Listen, according to the Vogue piece, the Broodwich is immortal."
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"but as long as you don't ingest it, you'll be okay."
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"Don't talk while my mouth is full."
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"Are you the guy that keeps telling me to beware?"
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"Because I'll tell you where to be."
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"That's a good trick."
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"forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre..."
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"baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise..."
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"by the hands of a one-eyed madman..."
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"cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow..."
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"Yeah, Dijon mustard."
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"Bed of evil and lettuce."
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"I mean, I don't have to eat the whole thing. I could save a quarter."
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"'Cause the thing is, I don't like crust on the bread."
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"Say, since he's the chosen one and we're not..."
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"could we sort of cover this back up and plant some azaleas here?"
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"Who are y'all talking to down there?"
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"And I would like to lick that sandwich."
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"- What's going on? - Shake, get rid of the damn sandwich."
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"No, I won't. I don't need a stupid sandwich."
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"I don't need the sandwich. I need this ladder. Excuse me, please."
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"Then you must find another, with an appetite for insanity."
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"Yeah, Jerry said you guys had a little run-in..."
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"The Jerry I know took me to Merry Christmas..."
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""Can you put a tarp over them also?""
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"I don't understand how there's lack of appreciation..."
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"- I can't even argue with her. - It's ridiculous."
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"- Isn't that that guy? - What's with the toilet seat, right?"
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"- We're cool, Jerry. - Shake, where's the rest of the sandwich?"
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"I guess I ate it. And I'm still here?"
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"The Broodwich cannot be taken apart or disassembled."
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"- No, thanks. - No, thank you, I'm full."
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"Fine, don't eat it!"
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"- Is he gone? - I don't know, he's a voice."
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"- Where is he? Is he in them raisins? - I don't know!"
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"I'm out of here. Worst day of my life."
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"Congratulations. You passed the test."
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"Really? What do I win?"
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"Hell, no, I'm not marrying this bag of bones."
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"All right. Congratulations."
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"but that was the last temptation of the Broodwich."
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"- You passed again. You're something else. - Yes, I am. What do I win now?"
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"Gentlemen, there's a chance this will work."
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"Fool. That will never work!"
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"It doesn't matter, 'cause I'm not cleaning up this hallway."
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"and they're gonna stay that way."
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"I'll touch them all the way to the trashcan."
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"Are you serious? I guess you better go."
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"If anyone calls me, I'm gonna be outside..."
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"Especially Turtle."
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"- Look at him. He's dumb as hell. - He sure is."
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"I'm dumb, too. You knew that, though, yeah?"
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"I told you, 14 inches."
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"Dracula's grabbing my leg. It's a zombie. I feel it."
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"There's no monsters down there, okay?"
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"- You just hit a sinkhole or something. - Okay."
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"Holy crap in a pita. Monsters!"
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"Taste what? Hey, free sandwich."
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"Look, I'm 1,000 years old, I know what I said."
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"The question is, will I care? Probably not."
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"Why's everything got to be a federal case with you?"
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"- Yeah, you heard what I said. I said it. - Where did all these skulls come from?"
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"Oh, my God. Do you ever have anything good to say?"
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"I'll tell you what it is. It's shut up and let me eat it."
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"I read a very disturbing article about this sandwich..."
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"in the Bible."
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"- No, you probably saw a piece in Vogue. - I doubt it. I don't read that."
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"Heidi Klum was on the cover. You know, the Broodwich issue."
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"Someone down there is a girl."
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"I'll plant these bushes now."
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"It cannot be killed or taken apart..."
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"- Out of my sight. - Beware."
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"What do you got? A sound guy or..."
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"I'm just gonna go now. Oh, my God."
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"I'm cool. Yeah, we're all cool here."
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"It is the Broodwich..."
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"which has maggots for blood."
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"- Well, how come no bacon? - Bacon is extra."
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"You call this a sandwich? You don't have bacon on it!"
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"There are no swine evil enough to sacrifice upon a bed of evil."
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"And lettuce."
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"I will say this. Bacon aside..."
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"A lot of people do, but not me."
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"You're boring me now."
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"It's a sandwich. Two pieces of bread and some meat."
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"And it doesn't even have bacon on it."
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"Just a little flavor, a little taste in my mouth."
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"I haven't paid taxes in six years. I'm not getting busted by a sandwich."
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"Hey, you're dumb. Eat this."
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"I heard what that voice said. I ain't eating jack."
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"You're gonna let this guy scare you? How bad could it possibly be?"
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"clattering from the deep and clattering for the meat of the guilty."
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"Come on, the guy's just jealous. Go on. Woof it down, dog."
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"'Cause it's not the calories that get you, it's the saturated fats."
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"Did you hear what I called him? He can't do jack about it."
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