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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pony Remark (S02E02)

"- Here, scribble a little something here. - I can't. I'll get in trouble."
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"Yeah, Fine. Right there, hold it right there."
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"He knows the whole history of the park."
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"It was the pride of Cracow."
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"I just came to say goodbye."
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"...about the other night. - Oh, me too."
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"I mean, the whole thing was taken out of context. It was a joke."
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"I don't have a dress to wear. And, you, you don't have anything."
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"Yeah, well, this time... This time you're wrong."
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"Whenever he has a problem with a high-powered big shot..."
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"- Hey, that's some big job. - I don't see it happening."
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"Two o'clock, Wednesday."
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"...probably like compact cars."
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"...and I'm gonna build these different levels."
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"...I don't see how bedding accessories really make the difference."
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"Maybe she's there in spirit. How about that?"
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"And it's always about Jeffrey, right?"
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"I just don't see how it could occur."
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"Me, dead."
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"But I went to the funeral."
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"...and Manya had some mahjong championship or something..."
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"Oh, well, of course, 1973."
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"- I just wanted to say how sorry I was. - Jerry..."
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"Oh, Jerry, you listening to this?"
Seinfeld
"Well, is this a waste of time? What should we be doing?"
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"Once again, I just wanted to say how sorry I am..."
Seinfeld
"So somebody, I assume, genetically engineered these ponies."
Seinfeld
"That would be fun for Monopoly, wouldn't it? Have a little pony."
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"What if I just got up and jumped out that window? I wonder what..."
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"You're not gonna believe it when you see it. Whole new lifestyle."
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"...I never saw one of them sitting on a pony."
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"...when do I get my dinner?"
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"I was just trying to make conversation."
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"- And what time is the funeral? - Two o'clock."
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"...I wouldn't expect her to go to my funeral. I would understand."
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"I know, then you say to yourself:"
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"...her eyes would light up."
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"Yeah. My brother lives there."
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"Oh, the apartment."
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"I mean, police don't use them for, you know, crowd control."
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