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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pony Remark (S02E02)

"I mean, they got the guy in a suit, with a pillow."
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"Now, is he going to a meeting, or is he catching 40 winks?"
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"I mean, let's make up our mind where we think they're going."
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"I actually like ponies."
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"- What time is your game? - 2:45."
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"How long does a funeral take?"
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"Depends on how nice the person was..."
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"...but you gotta figure even Oswald took 45 minutes."
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"So you can't do both."
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"How can you even consider not going?"
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"You know, I've been thinking."
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"I cannot envision any circumstance..."
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"...in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again."
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"How's it gonna happen?"
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"You know, funerals always make me think about my own mortality..."
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"Imagine that."
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"They always make me take stock of my life..."
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"From this moment on, I'm not gonna waste any more of it."
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"You know, I can't believe you're even considering not playing."
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"Me?"
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"Oh, yeah, but I didn't say I hated anyone who had one."
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"I just don't see what purpose it's gonna serve, you going."
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"I mean, you think dead people care who's at their funeral?"
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"They don't even know they're having a funeral."
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"It's not like she's in the back going, I can't believe Jerry didn't show up."
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"...and find out the mysteries of the universe..."
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"George, I met this woman. She is not travelling to any other dimensions."
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"Do you know how easy it is for dead people to travel?"
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"It's not like getting on a bus. One second:"
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"It's all mental."
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"Phoenix? What's happening with his apartment?"
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"Rent's $300 a month."
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"Three hundred a month?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Although this may seem like a sad event..."
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"...it should not be a day of mourning..."
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"...for Manya had a rich, fulfilling life."
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"...with loving parents, a beautiful home in the country."
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"And from what I understand, she even had a pony."
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"Oh, how she loved that pony."
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"Even in her declining years, whenever she would speak of it..."
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"Its lustrous coat, its flowing mane."
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"Well, game's starting just about now."
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"It was good that the two of you came. It was a nice gesture."
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"I can't write a note to an airline."
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"You got your degree. They don't care. They just wanna see something."
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"...so he'll completely revamp that operation, you understand?"
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"He'll do in Riverside now what he did in Central Park."
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"...that's your cousin."
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"Oh, no, no, no. She forgot all about that."
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"So I understand you're moving to Phoenix."
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"I think Manya would've liked Phoenix."
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"Gorgeous, exquisite town."
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"So, what's happening with your apartment?"
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"Of course..."
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"...it's very hot there. I'll have to get an air conditioner."
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"Oh, you can have mine. I'll ship it out to you."
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"But what about that big apartment on West End Avenue?"
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"Although, they say it's a dry heat."
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"Dry, wet. What's happening with your apartment?"
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"I don't even know if I should take my winter clothing."
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"Leave the winter clothing in the apartment..."
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"...and I'll watch it for you."
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"And I'll live there, and I'll make sure that nothing happens to it."
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"- Oh, Jeffrey. - You know Jeffrey."
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"Yeah, from what I understand, he works for the Parks Department."
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"It's raining."
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"The game will be postponed."
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"Believe me, I wouldn't bother you..."
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"...if the Army hadn't closed that base in Sarasota."
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"Who gets picked off in softball?"
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"I remember saying to myself, Why is Jerry so far off the base?"
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"I'll have to live with this shame for the rest of my life."
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"Look. Then in the fifth inning, why did you take off on the pop fly?"
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"I thought maybe they had changed the rules or something."
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"It was the single worst moment of my life."
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"- Makes you wonder, doesn't it? - Wonder about what?"
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"I never saw anyone play like that."
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"Yeah, but that doesn't make up for killing her."
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"Maybe Manya missed the funeral..."
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"What is the pony? What is the point of the pony?"
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"Why do we have these animals, these ponies?"
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"What do we do with them, besides the pony ride?"
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"Hey, little boy."
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"Yeah, I'm talking to you. Just..."
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"Think they could make them any size? Like the size of a quarter if they want?"
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"And you start to fantasize. You know, you think:"
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"No, I'm all right. I was just a little bored there."
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"In 1946, I went to work for Harry Flemming..."
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"They invited you again. I think you should go."
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"She made me fly from Florida for this, and then she criticizes my jacket."
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"- You drew up plans for this? - No. No, it's all in my head."
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"- Come on, I'll even bet you. - Seriously?"
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"A big dinner with dessert, but I got till the end of the month."
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"Seriously, do you wanna switch chairs?"
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"...actually, we do have to kind of get going."
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"Well, I didn't really mean a pony per se."
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"...we all had ponies."
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"I'm sure at that time in Poland, they were common. They were..."
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"Yeah, I could do it. I don't wanna do it."
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"We didn't bet on if you wanted to do it..."
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"That's the bet."
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"Hello."
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"No. Oh, hi."
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"It's the championship."
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"...how I've pretty much wasted all of it and how I plan to continue wasting it."
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"We need you. You're hitting everything."
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"Jeffrey's taking the apartment."
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"Oh, for God's sake."
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"- It's unheard-of. - Never happened to me before."
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"You know, the spirit world."
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"Well, why ponies? What are we doing with them?"
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"Hey, you wanna get back behind the barricades?"
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"- He knows what he's doing. - But it's their 50th anniversary."
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"Man."
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"- Who'd you talk to? - Uncle Leo."
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"You don't think I killed her?"
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"I don't know what to do."
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"...and how I'm actually gonna die someday."
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"I don't know. They've been in there since, like, World War II."
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