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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pony Remark (S02E02)

"It was the single greatest moment in my life."
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"This is your greatest moment, a game?"
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"You know what my greatest moment was, don't you?"
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"Jerry, look at this sport jacket."
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"Your mother doesn't like my taste in clothing."
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"I spoke to Manya and Isaac on the phone today."
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"I mean, I met them three times in my life."
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"At least come and say hello, have a cup of coffee, then you leave."
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"He's always grabbing my arm when he talks to me."
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"I guess because so many people have left in the middle of his conversation."
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"Yeah. He talks about him like he split the atom."
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"- Morty, you coming in? - Oh, yeah. I forgot all about it."
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"- Hey. How'd you do? - We won."
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"- We're in the finals on Wednesday. - Yeah!"
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"What is this about?"
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"I'm completely changing the configuration of the apartment."
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"- What are you doing? - Levels."
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"- Levels. - Yeah."
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"And it'll all be carpeted."
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"With a lot of pillows."
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"I don't see how you can get comfortable."
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"Oh, I'll get comfortable."
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"When do you intend to do this?"
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"Should be done by the end of the month."
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"- Gonna do this yourself? - It's a simple job."
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"Well, I got the tools. I got the pillows. All I need is the lumber."
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"I don't want you betting. Morty, don't let them bet."
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"- No, no, a month. End of the month. - It's a bet."
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"No, no. I'm fine."
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"So now the Parks commissioner is recommending Jeffrey for a citation."
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"No, no, no. For the walking tours."
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"Oh, yeah, where the people eat the plant life, the edible-foliage tour."
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"That's exactly right."
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"...from the Parks Department..."
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"...you know who he calls?"
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"Mickey Mantle?"
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"These peas are great."
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"Phenomenal peas."
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"- Are you ready for dessert? - Well..."
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"- I don't really eat dessert. I'm dieting. - Yeah, I can't eat dessert either."
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"- Can't dance? - He's kidding, Manya."
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"Is that a joke?"
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"So did you hear Claire's getting married?"
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"I hear the fellow owns a couple racehorses."
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"- You know, trotters, like at Yonkers. - Horses."
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"They're like big riding dogs."
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"And those kids who had their own ponies."
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"Oh, I know. I hated those kids."
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"In fact, I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up."
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"I had a pony."
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"When I was a little girl in Poland..."
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"My sister had pony."
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"My cousin had pony."
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"Who's having coffee?"
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"He was a beautiful pony, and I loved him."
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"Who wouldn't love a person that had a pony?"
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"You. You said so."
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"No, see, we didn't have ponies."
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"That's it."
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"I had enough."
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"Have your coffee, everybody."
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"She's a little upset. It's been an emotional day."
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"I didn't know she had a pony."
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"How was I to know she had a pony?"
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"Who figures an immigrant is gonna have a pony?"
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"I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats..."
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"...coming into New York Harbour..."
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"But why would anyone come here if they had a pony?"
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"Who leaves a country packed with ponies to go to a non-pony country?"
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"It doesn't make sense."
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"Am I wrong?"
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"I just hope that whole pony incident didn't put a damper on the trip."
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"Oh, don't be ridiculous. It was a misunderstanding."
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"Hey, I agree with him."
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"Nobody likes a kid with a pony."
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"Well, if you ever talk to her, tell her I'm sorry. Elaine too. She feels terrible."
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"- You know, you should call Manya. - Maybe I will."
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"- Oh, hi. Hey. - Hey."
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"- Hey, need any help with those? - It's nothing. I got it."
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"So how are your levels coming along?"
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"- Bye, Mr. Kramer. - Yeah, so long, Morty."
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"So..."
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"There's no dinner. The bet's off. I'm not gonna do it."
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"Yes, I know you're not gonna do it. That's why I bet."
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"Yeah, well, there's no bet if I'm not doing it."
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"That's the bet, that you're not doing it."
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"...we bet on if it would be done."
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"- And it could be done. - Well, of course it could be done."
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"Anything could be done, but it only is done if it's done."
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"- The bet is the levels. - I don't want the levels."
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"No, they just left."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Ma. Ma, up here."
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"Don't get in the cab."
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"Manya died."
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"Manya died!"
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"You know what this means?"
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"She just had a checkup. The doctor said she was fine."
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"You know what that flight will cost us?"
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"Maybe we could get an Army transport flight."
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"They got a base in Sarasota, I think."
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"That's probably Uncle Leo."
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"Hello."
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"Yes, I know."
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"Well, it's just one of those things."
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"Sure, sure. We'll see you then."
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"The funeral's Wednesday."
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"Wednesday? What...? What Wednesday?"
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"- What? - I got a softball game on Wednesday."
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"So you're not obligated. Go play in your game."
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"- I didn't even know the woman. - So don't go."
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"I mean, who has a funeral on a Wednesday?"
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"That's what I wanna know. I mean..."
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"...this is the championship. I'm hitting everything."
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"You're not wearing that to a funeral."
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"- What's wrong with it? - It looks ridiculous."
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"What, I'm gonna buy a new sport jacket now?"
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"You know what this funeral's gonna wind up costing me? Oh, boy."
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"And the proof of this is that we give dead people a pillow."
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