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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror IX (S10E10)

"D'oh!"
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"Oh, yeah. Tame it, baby."
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"Hey, 'Pu, you got a breakfast cereal for people with syphilis?"
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"Oh, chill out, dude. I'll pay the fine."
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"Not this time, you won't. This is your third strike."
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"First, you torched that orphanage, then you blew up that bus full of nuns."
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"And don't forget Bart Simpson."
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"Hi. I'm Ed McMahon. Tonight on Fox..."
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"he-e-ere's Snake!"
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"Dude."
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"Whoo-hoo! Marge, they found a donor."
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"Yeah, sure. Whatever. These drugs will make the operation..."
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"seem like a beautiful dream."
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"- Oh, Dad.! - Whoa."
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"That's horrible. Who will run the Kwik-E-Mart?"
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"I'm afraid we have no leads, but I can safely say Apu did not suffer."
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"Who'd do such a thing?"
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"- Dad? - You are so dead."
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"Help! Dad's trying to kill me!"
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"Oh, please, Lisa. Everyone's already figured that out."
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"The kid's gotta die."
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"No!"
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"Get off. Get it off."
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"May I remind you that two people are dead?"
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"Bad hair day."
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"Hey, hey!"
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"Tonight I'm going to suck..."
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"Why don't you kids come trick-or-treating with Maggie and me?"
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"Nah, it's too early. I need to work under cover of darkness."
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"- Aw! - I'd better take these batteries just to be sure."
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"Trick or treat!"
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"What's wrong with the TV?"
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"- How humiliating. - Look."
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"Hey. They're laughing at your pain."
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"We're done for, Bart.!"
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"- Whew. That was close. - Uh, Bart?"
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"Dad, you gotta get us out of here! Use the remote!"
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"Ooh, that is gonna hurt tomorrow."
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"Dad, push ''exit.''"
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"Aah!"
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"- What's wrong with Stinky? - She's teething."
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"Oh, my God."
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"The ceiling's not a safe place for a young baby."
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"It's probably nothing, but we just wanted to be sure."
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"- Aah! - Is there anything you can prescribe, Doctor?"
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"''Standing by for orders."
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"my daughter."
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"Actually, we're Quantum Presbyterians."
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"- Was he better than me? - It all happened about two years ago."
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"Warning.! Warning.! Prepare to be abducted."
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"an airplane bathroom, a friend's wedding..."
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"I absolutely refuse to go along with this."
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"Initiate fertilization procedure."
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"I'd love to stay, but I have an early meeting tomorrow."
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"But nothing. Get your slime-less hands off her."
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"- ## - Jerry.!Jerry.!Jerry.!"
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"Okay, we're back. Homer, how did it feel to learn..."
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"- Mmm. - Whoo.!"
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"One-eyed, two-timing- I'm gonna-"
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"Yeah, I got a question for that gross thing, whatever it is."
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"Yeah.!"
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"Ow! What the-"
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"Oh, you couldn't destroy every politician."
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"I need blood."
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"Ah, what are you gonna do?"
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"Hmm. Good lines, nice balance."
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"Let's see how she handles."
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"Yo, ring her up, dude."
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"You cannot smoke in here."
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"Please, the sign is clearly posted, sir."
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"Oh, God. You smokers disgust me."
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"No, not you. The smoking scuzbag."
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"Well, you'll be seeing lots of nuns where you're going, pal-"
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"Hell! Because the penalty for strike three is death."
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"Oh, you'll never make it stick, dude."
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"Will too, 'cause this place is full of witnesses."
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"Apu, that scuzbag Mo."
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"I'm not going to forget this, dudes."
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"I'm going to totally kill both of you."
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"- He's a witness too. Right, Barty? - Oh."
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"Oh, you are so dead, little dude."
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"from the producers of When Skirts Fall Off and Secrets of National Security Revealed..."
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"it's World's Deadliest Executions."
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"Thank you, chickie-pies."
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"The chair? Aw."
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"How come they only do crucifixions during sweeps?"
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"Snake played lacrosse at Ball State University."
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"Hey-oh!"
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"All right! Now let's get this carcass over to the hospital and carve it up for organs."
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"Dibs on the liver!"
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"I'm saved."
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"Boy, you're getting this transplant just in time, Homer."
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"This is genuine human hair."
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"This is legal, right?"
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"Ahh."
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"Hi, everybody."
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"##"
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"Who wants to see their sexy new daddy?"
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"Whoa!"
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"Wow. If your fly weren't open, you'd look just like Roger Moore."
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"Whoo! Ooh, la, la, Simpson."
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"Huh. What can I do for you and your new do?"
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"You sent me to the chair."
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"I know you are, but what am I?"
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"And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night."
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"On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Looks to me like he suffered a lot, Chief."
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"Ah, geez, Lou. How long were you gonna let me keep drinking this thing?"
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"Ah, mornin', Homer."
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"Shut your squeal-hole, booze jockey."
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"Oh."
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"Another of Springfield's beloved citizens was murdered today."
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"Filthy old bartender Moe Szyslak has watered down his last highball."
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"It's almost as if he's killing from beyond the grave."
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"Don't you get it? He swore he'd kill me too. I'm next!"
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"Or out."
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"No!"
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"Come here, you little-"
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