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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Thanks, Mike."
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"Come on, I'm divorced, Mike."
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"I was just talking to him."
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"- Think they're gonna lay us off next? - No, Mike."
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"Oh, baloney. They're not gonna cut sports."
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"- So how much? - I could probably get you done for 30..."
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"Okay."
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"That's what I kick myself for the most, the loan."
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"An arm that's now got its hand around my throat."
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"All right."
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"Sure, Tanya. Are you on crack?"
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"Ray, you have to spend money to make money."
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"Ask any musician or hairdresser."
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"It's fine, whatever."
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"Just the point is we have to think big."
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"It's pretty good. Clean, but it's not very complex."
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"So these clients of yours?"
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"My ladies are so loaded, they're recession-proof."
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"You know, I'm planning on leaving Wagner & Finch too."
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"Maybe start a business."
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"I think I'm insane. I think this whole plan is nuts."
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"I also think I'm broke, my ex-wife is up my ass..."
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"I always wanted to be a product when I grew up."
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"Okay."
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"All right, just calm down, Darby. I hear you."
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"Who knew chorus could be so political?"
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"What I have is a service to offer."
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"I'm a pimp."
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"...and I'm willing to offer your clients a significant discount."
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"I don't recommend anything to my clients that I don't know intimately myself."
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"Of course that's assuming he's cute and he can fuck."
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"Oh, he can."
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"Terrific. Good cock is hard to find."
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"And with a discount, of course."
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"Isn't this nice?"
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"We just want to eat ice cream."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"So..."
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"- Couch. ...and here in a cool, relaxed way."
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"Why? Why can't they just fuck me for me?"
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"No. Now that makes me nervous."
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"- That wasn't a grab. - That was a little sudden."
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"But make it sound sincere."
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"- Why? What's wrong with that? - Women hate it."
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"I'm a..."
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"I'll do normal things. Market me that way."
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"I didn't keep my marriage vows."
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"- Whose fault is it, then? - Honey, still."
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"I think I thought when we got the kids that I'd..."
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"Hi there."
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"Not bad."
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"Where'd you get that suit though?"
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"- I'm not sure. - I am."
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"No."
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"You're very pretty."
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"- You can. - I hear you've got a big one."
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"- Put your hands on my ass. - What?"
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"But don't hurt me. Just..."
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"Flex again."
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"Lick my tummy."
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"Flex, lick, lay down, sit up, stand..."
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"I told myself I'd wait ten minutes."
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"I don't want a lawsuit on my hands."
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"These kids do not need their lives compared to bugs carrying balls of dung."
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"There's a crisis. The whole law firm is freaking out."
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"Some bank has gone belly up."
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"Don't worry? She has my identity, Tanya."
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"I will get your wallet back."
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"Fine, it was exhausting, irritating..."
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"I'm about to go teach first period, Tanya."
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"Yeah, I know, I know. I'm kidding."
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"As Yogi Berra used to say:"
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"" When you come to a fork in the road, take it. ""
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"Stanley, I just heard."
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"- Me too. - They just told you to clear out your desk?"
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"- They didn't give you any notice? - Nothing."
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"Can you believe this?"
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"We can do it at my house."
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"Stanley, call me. I'll buy you a beer."
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"Hey, what's that on your neck?"
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"I got a bruise or something."
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"- Looks like a hickey. - A hickey?"
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"- Can you see it now? - Kind of."
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"Too bad about Stanley, huh?"
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"This is bad. They're cutting everything."
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"Basketball is more important than art."
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"You never know. It's nonessential."
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"- You have any deodorant? - Deodorant?"
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"- Yeah. - No."
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"I got some baby powder."
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"Coach Drecker is needed in the principal's office."
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"Coach Drecker."
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"Come on. I've left you three messages already."
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"Watch it, Landgraf!"
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"Call me back. Please. This is serious. Everybody's getting canned around here."
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"They're looking for excuses to fire people. And I got a fucking hickey."
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"Megan."
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"Rhonda."
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"Hey, coach. Mind closing the door?"
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"No, not at all."
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"Listen, if it's about the losing streak, I'm sorry."
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"I mean..."
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"...I've been working my heart out with these kids."
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"And sometimes a coach has to plant seeds that are gonna be harvested at a later date."
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"You know?"
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"Sometimes it's just bad luck."
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"You know, timing."
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"- Fate. - It's not about the losing streak, Ray."
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"What's it about then?"
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"It's disturbing when I think about how the kids look up to you, Ray."
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"They love you."
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"You're supposed to be a role model."
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"Oh, man. How did things get so fucked up in only one week?"
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"See? That's all mold and mildew."
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"The stench is gonna be unbearable."
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"All this here gotta be gutted to the bones."
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"You do the work cheap, you'll never get rid of that smell."
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"We played ball together, man."
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"Wolves of '84. Give me the wolf pack price."
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"Thirty is the competitive price, Ray."
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