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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Krelboyne Picnic (S01E01)

"[Snoring]"
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Reese, no!"
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"You better be naked when I get back."
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"I don't know"
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"You're not the boss of me now"
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"Pretty bunnies."
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"Yeah, I'm sick."
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"perfectly good vegetable soup in the toilet..."
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"and you owe me 49 cents."
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"Yeah, sitting on the grass, eating barbecue."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"It's not going to be on the grass because half the class is allergic..."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"That's right. She has two daddies."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"You know, there are a lot of proven health benefits..."
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"to the vegetarian lifestyle."
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"I'm sure they're better than the carnival freaks in Reese's class."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Well, I can't wait to see this academic circus."
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"I bet it's really cute."
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"It's not a circus."
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"to show off how smart they are."
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"Just some lame thing... nothing you want to see."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"You've got to get me out of there before my turn comes."
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"[Sighs]"
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"That's why I love this guy."
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"- Oh. - Huh?"
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"Oh, look at all your little friends."
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"Hi."
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"Malcolm! Malcolm!"
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"You got all afternoon."
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"Make it ten."
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"Ooh, hello."
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"[Francis] And who might you be?"
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"Nothing."
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"Hello. I'm Lois. This is Hal."
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"but you can never be too careful."
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"Hey there."
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"Want me to brown that chicken leg a little more for you?"
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"Well..."
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"Iooks like I got here just in time."
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"Is that..."
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"So, uh..."
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"Yeah."
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"[Panting] Can't stop... to chat."
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"I thought you were doing your report on oscilloscopes."
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"Changed to... catalytics."
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"Right?"
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"I'm up..."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"it's already been ten minutes and..."
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"Their defenses down,"
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"[Frightened Yelps]"
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"Wait... wait."
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"That was riveting."
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"having been the buzz of last year's math fair."
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"Hello? Is this...?"
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"It seems that he's taught..."
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"It's pretty much everything I expected."
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"I mean, you're all set, right?"
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"I'm... ready."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"All right, take it away."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Coming up. Dewey?"
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"Oh, it's so great to finally meet you."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Oh, yeah?"
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"I'm so glad that went well."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"I give to you the Nixon electromagnet."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"This is going dreadfully."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Please tell me I'm wrong."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"[Liquid Bubbling]"
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"Stop reminding me."
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"Nervous?"
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"No, I just don't want to do this."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"You are..."
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"Accept it."
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"Don't let... anyone..."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"these chemicals can make a pretty powerful stink bomb."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"And this field trip to the historic ghost town,"
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"the occult, devil worship, state colleges."
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"I was only going by the general tone of the group."
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"out of any of these other women all day."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"What, you all agree..."
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"And, no, I don't feel that way."
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"[Women Arguing]"
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"My soy burger..."
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"Okay, the difference between a stink bomb..."
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"and very possibly endangered a hundred lives."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Mm-hmm."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"What girl, the paramedic?"
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"She was making sure I didn't inhale any toxic fumes."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"God, would you quit nagging me?"
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"You're smothering me."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"I need space."
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"The teddy bear key chain."
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"The book you lent me."
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"Your Depeche Mode tape!"
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"And here's your gum."
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"[Sinister Chuckle]"
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"Is this meat?"
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"Uh, it might be."
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"Okay, well, um..."
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"Huh?"
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"especially with your family here."
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"I don't know about you, but I'm outraged."
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"I should have expected as much..."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Yeah. Tomorrow we're going shopping for shoes."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"I guarantee you Principal Littledove will hear about this."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Can I ask you a question?"
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Yes. All women suck."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Just don't say I didn't warn you."
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"[Girl] Hey, hey, Malcolm's going to do it, Dad!"
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Look, Malcolm's doing it. He's doing it."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"could somebody, please, show me some credit cards?"
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"3668."
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"is 23,853,456."
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"The square root of that..."
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"is eight and 3,597/10,000."
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"- Cube it! - 584 and 214/1,000."
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"Why can't you do that?"
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Do you have any brothers?"
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Hey."
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"No, son, he's just smart."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"how many fingers am I holding up?"
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Analyze what I had for lunch."
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