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Clips from Scrubs - My Big Mouth (S02E02)

"Dr Kelso, don't you think that's a little sexist?"
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"- Dr Cox! - Jeez, Edith."
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"You missed a spot."
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"I just want to wash it. Is that weird?"
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"Carla, come on."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"All of these are your patients?"
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"There's nothing more that we can do."
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"Hey, take that, smart guy."
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"When have I ever screwed up with you?"
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"Actually, I need to go this way."
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"which, as I was suggesting to you, is only five stories high."
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"Some are tests of fortitude."
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"- I spoke to my brother today. - Really?"
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"Look, don't say "bee-atch." You can't pull it off."
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"And some teams never really seem to get together."
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"- Let me explain. I... - Go ahead. I'm mopping."
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"Bonnie is killing me. I cannot beat this woman no matter what I try."
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"There you go."
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"Please, they might as well be naked. Slut."
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"Wait, that's it? You were just freaking out."
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"When did you guys learn sign language?"
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"Is it sexist to hold the door for a woman?"
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"there's never actually been a patient that depressing."
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"about who does and doesn't notice you."
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"I always get this way in the fall. Summer's gone, the days are shorter."
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"Yeah, I'm going to be needing a room."
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"I don't know. He's got so many dances."
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"for that trip to Mexico."
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"- For the love of God, hello! - All right, look."
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"Mind you, it's only five stories high,"
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"Even for a second."
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"Sorry, sorry, sorry."
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"But I'm still gonna ask."
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"You should ask how it feels to be so far below you"
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"Yes, it's like being blind in one eye..."
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"you'll pass with flying colours."
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"Maybe that's because my ankles are wrapped around it."
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"Luckily for you, I have to go see Miss Fitzstrafoler."
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"What do you say?"
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"Well, I was. Anyway, if you want, I could talk to his wife."
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"And dance around above it Come on."
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"and that 49-cent cheeseburger's in the neighbourhood of $1,300."
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"You haven't lived until you've tasted El Todd's guac."
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"You go, and every second you're down there,"
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"That'd be real good."
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"- OK. Ix-nay on the eat-may. - That's right."
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"Your job requires a lot of know-how."
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"Look, I don't think you're stupid, OK?"
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"I'm gonna start acting crazy or something?"
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"Don't get me wrong, you can keep trying to connect with me."
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"your oesophageal varices will bleed into your intestines,"
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"- I don't know. - It was rhetorical."
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"and I can't even get him to notice me."
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"- Bonnie, you close. - Damn."
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"What's up?"
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"- Maybe I shouldn't bother. - Maybe you mopn't."
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"is I always know I can count on her to be the bad cop."
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"- That's three in a row! - I know. It's so unfair."
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"Nothing. What is up with you, man?"
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"Hey, shove it, and love it"
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"No, I don't."
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"- Yeah. - OK."
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"Now, every year I single out the most qualified surgical resident"
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"The cafeteria is just a happy place."
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"- Hit me. - "If meat is your treat,"
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"I chose you over that nice young lady because we're going to be moving around."
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"I'm afraid you have hepatitis."
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"- I don't even have a kid. - That's it. I've had enough."
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"So he made a mistake. People make mistakes."
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"All right, we're done here."
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"- I just thought... - Carla!"
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"No."
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"- She's like a ninja, but worse. - Nothing's worse than a ninja."
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"Not entirely unlike a ninja."
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"- Mr Tillman is my patient too. - He is?"
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"No."
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"- Attaboy. - Rough day, huh?"
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"my butt is too big, and I am too short."
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"Dr Turk, pack your bag."
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"Hey, you wanted in."
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"- Barbie. - Yessie?"
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"Or it's his "There's a sale on lotion" dance."
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"It's not possessed."
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"A lot happens in the cafeteria."
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"Is it sexist to keep the pretty nurses and unload a few uggos?"
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"Well, welcome aboard."
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"Oh, my God. OK, fine. Look, you go to Mexico, OK?"
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"I don't want your charity."
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"There you go, prom queen."
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"so, you know, go nuts."
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"a bunch of other docs wanted in."
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"Would you just go ahead and answer it already? Hello?"
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"- Thanks, man. - This isn't about you."
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"What room is she in?"
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"I made her up! Come on, now, Barbie."
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"Barbie, as long as you stay and work at this hospital,"
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"I mean, hell, you're so damn entertaining,"
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"- I think I can handle it. - Fine."
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"What's wrong with him?"
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"Some are tests of character."
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"Others are tests of friendship."
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"Hello?"
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"He's having some problems."
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"That'd be good."
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"And if you're lucky, when it really matters,"
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"I think every day is made up of tiny little tests."
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"Oh, God."
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