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Clips from Scrubs - My Big Mouth (S02E02)

- Well... - The greatest thing about Carla

"- Well... - The greatest thing about Carla"

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We're a team.

"We're a team."

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Don't be mad. Just be the good little bee-atch you are

"Don't be mad. Just be the good little bee-atch you are"

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Dr Wen, my forehead's feeling a little misty.

"Dr Wen, my forehead's feeling a little misty."

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- I'm so glad I caught you... - And there it is again.

"- I'm so glad I caught you... - And there it is again."

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It's more of an...

"It's more of an..."

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Now, you, you're more of a low-pitched...

"Now, you, you're more of a low-pitched..."

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Luckily, though, I know how to make the pain go away.

"Luckily, though, I know how to make the pain go away."

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We're residents. We should be treated like colleagues,

"We're residents. We should be treated like colleagues,"

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OK.

"OK."

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Maybe if you wore your hair up...

"Maybe if you wore your hair up..."

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Don't give him anything.

"Don't give him anything."

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I guess after a while, you just stop being surprised by people.

"I guess after a while, you just stop being surprised by people."

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Who can say no to 49-cent cheeseburgers?

"Who can say no to 49-cent cheeseburgers?"

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So how come I know nothing about your family?

"So how come I know nothing about your family?"

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But you know everything about me.

"But you know everything about me."

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- I didn't know that. - You do now.

"- I didn't know that. - You do now."

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- Because I'm sharing with you. - OK, I'm leaving now.

"- Because I'm sharing with you. - OK, I'm leaving now."

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- Well... - Another Friday night?

"- Well... - Another Friday night?"

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Can we please talk about something other than Bonnie?

"Can we please talk about something other than Bonnie?"

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- I'll holler. - He said "holler."

"- I'll holler. - He said "holler.""

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Yep. I mean, I know that sounds a little bit weird,

"Yep. I mean, I know that sounds a little bit weird,"

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So, how are my girls today? Fantastic. Listen...

"So, how are my girls today? Fantastic. Listen..."

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If you're here to do one of your "How are my girls today,

"If you're here to do one of your "How are my girls today,"

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Huh. So I'm doing a nissen gastric fundoplication,

"Huh. So I'm doing a nissen gastric fundoplication,"

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and you're doing yet another appendectomy.

"and you're doing yet another appendectomy."

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- How fun for you. - You call that smack talk?

"- How fun for you. - You call that smack talk?"

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OK. How does that feel?

"OK. How does that feel?"

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- Damn. - Doctors.

"- Damn. - Doctors."

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is Sacred Heart's involvement

"is Sacred Heart's involvement"

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to accompany me to Mexico for a weekend.

"to accompany me to Mexico for a weekend."

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and love it, and dance around above it.

"and love it, and dance around above it."

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You see, that's what's really bothering me.

"You see, that's what's really bothering me."

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Carla. Trust me, there's no way that he's cheating on you.

"Carla. Trust me, there's no way that he's cheating on you."

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Yeah, you're probably right.

"Yeah, you're probably right."

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I can't. I'm too nervous.

"I can't. I'm too nervous."

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Yeah, me neither.

"Yeah, me neither."

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Or you've connected with a friend on a level you didn't know you could.

"Or you've connected with a friend on a level you didn't know you could."

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I'm sorry, baby.

"I'm sorry, baby."

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I can't believe you think I got a thing for her.

"I can't believe you think I got a thing for her."

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Mr Hogan, I've come up with a little mantra for you.

"Mr Hogan, I've come up with a little mantra for you."

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- Catchy. - Say it over and over again.

"- Catchy. - Say it over and over again."

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Horrible, horrible death.

"Horrible, horrible death."

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Carla, look, I messed up and I'm so sorry.

"Carla, look, I messed up and I'm so sorry."

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Bambi, we're good, OK? We're pals.

"Bambi, we're good, OK? We're pals."

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Oh, thank you.

"Oh, thank you."

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I'm so sorry. Does this mean you're married?

"I'm so sorry. Does this mean you're married?"

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I know Dr Wen recommended Bonnie.

"I know Dr Wen recommended Bonnie."

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Tell you what, let's stop jiggling each other's marbles.

"Tell you what, let's stop jiggling each other's marbles."

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You decide who should go. That way, when you choose yourself,

"You decide who should go. That way, when you choose yourself,"

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I won't have to deal with all this horrible guilt.

"I won't have to deal with all this horrible guilt."

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I just wanted to say if you had any other bad-news situations,

"I just wanted to say if you had any other bad-news situations,"

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I would gladly handle them for you.

"I would gladly handle them for you."

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You babbled all my crazy to the person

"You babbled all my crazy to the person"

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I'm sure you know how hard it is for me to admit that to you,

"I'm sure you know how hard it is for me to admit that to you,"

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Now, where was I?

"Now, where was I?"

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Meningitis.

"Meningitis."

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Hello! We can hear you! Hello!

"Hello! We can hear you! Hello!"

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- This is ridiculous. - Will you lay off Mr Hogan?

"- This is ridiculous. - Will you lay off Mr Hogan?"

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Now, let's see how you like it when I walk away from you.

"Now, let's see how you like it when I walk away from you."

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- Awesome. - You're gonna love this one.

"- Awesome. - You're gonna love this one."

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We had to take both of her legs. Bilateral gangrene.

"We had to take both of her legs. Bilateral gangrene."

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and her insurance at the dancers' union

"and her insurance at the dancers' union"

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so you'll just wind up back down here, where I will treat you.

"so you'll just wind up back down here, where I will treat you."

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That's just the way it goes.

"That's just the way it goes."

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But still, you might be better served,

"But still, you might be better served,"

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Hola, K-Dog.

"Hola, K-Dog."

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Yeah! Full bar!

"Yeah! Full bar!"

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I can't stress enough how much you gotta avoid the red meat.

"I can't stress enough how much you gotta avoid the red meat."

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Cirrhosis is preventing your liver from filtering out toxins,

"Cirrhosis is preventing your liver from filtering out toxins,"

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and you could become encephalopathic, leading to a mental status change.

"and you could become encephalopathic, leading to a mental status change."

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You'll need a tinfoil hat to hold in all your thoughts.

"You'll need a tinfoil hat to hold in all your thoughts."

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I can still have a tiny bite of my wife's carne asada, right?

"I can still have a tiny bite of my wife's carne asada, right?"

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So if you don't listen to Dr Dorian, you're gonna have to answer to me.

"So if you don't listen to Dr Dorian, you're gonna have to answer to me."

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- What? - Eat-may sounds like eat me.

"- What? - Eat-may sounds like eat me."

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Of course, on some teams there's gonna be friction.

"Of course, on some teams there's gonna be friction."

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and wipe the sweat off my forehead.

"and wipe the sweat off my forehead."

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Interesting, being that you're the queen mother of all...

"Interesting, being that you're the queen mother of all..."

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Dr Turk, are your hands broken?

"Dr Turk, are your hands broken?"

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- Here you go. - That's nice.

"- Here you go. - That's nice."

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Bee-atch.

"Bee-atch."

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That ringing in my ears.

"That ringing in my ears."

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She's trying to ask you a question.

"She's trying to ask you a question."

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considering the source, but make no mistake, oh, just equally annoying.

"considering the source, but make no mistake, oh, just equally annoying."

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- Much better. - Can you believe that?

"- Much better. - Can you believe that?"

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Every time we talk to him, he goes off on a random tangent...

"Every time we talk to him, he goes off on a random tangent..."

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- ...you know? - Clearly, we're on the same page.

"- ...you know? - Clearly, we're on the same page."

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Be careful here.

"Be careful here."

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It just makes me feel so... What's the word?

"It just makes me feel so... What's the word?"

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I'm a janitor, so I couldn't think of the word "sad."

"I'm a janitor, so I couldn't think of the word "sad.""

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I was going to say "it makes me feel so mop."

"I was going to say "it makes me feel so mop.""

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- Carla, your brother called. - Cool.

"- Carla, your brother called. - Cool."

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- You have a brother? - That's my pet name for Turk.

"- You have a brother? - That's my pet name for Turk."

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You know, cos he's mine, and he's a black man, my brother.

"You know, cos he's mine, and he's a black man, my brother."

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That is adorable. Think he'd mind if I call him that too?

"That is adorable. Think he'd mind if I call him that too?"

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- JD, I was kidding. - I know.

"- JD, I was kidding. - I know."

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I don't know. I'm just not big on sharing my personal life with people.

"I don't know. I'm just not big on sharing my personal life with people."

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They're masters of every style of combat.

"They're masters of every style of combat."

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You should give Bonnie a break.

"You should give Bonnie a break."

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It's really hard being a woman around here.

"It's really hard being a woman around here."

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You walk through walls and nobody notices you.

"You walk through walls and nobody notices you."

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Whatever. I'm out.

"Whatever. I'm out."

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Catch you later, my brother.

"Catch you later, my brother."

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Mr Tillman's results are back. It's bad.

"Mr Tillman's results are back. It's bad."

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Dammit, Laverne, why can't I ever be the one dying?

"Dammit, Laverne, why can't I ever be the one dying?"

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Tell Mrs Tillman I'll be right out. That would be terrific.

"Tell Mrs Tillman I'll be right out. That would be terrific."

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I was in the room with you this morning, remember?

"I was in the room with you this morning, remember?"

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Because I just really enjoy that kind of stuff.

"Because I just really enjoy that kind of stuff."

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Wait a minute. Are you actually saying you enjoy telling people

"Wait a minute. Are you actually saying you enjoy telling people"

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their spouses are going to die?

"their spouses are going to die?"

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but I just really like being there for people.

"but I just really like being there for people."

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It's kind of why I became a doctor in the first place.

"It's kind of why I became a doctor in the first place."

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Well, it's nice to know where the magic began.

"Well, it's nice to know where the magic began."

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now let me tell you some things you don't want to hear" routines,

"now let me tell you some things you don't want to hear" routines,"

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I'm in a mood, so it's probably in your best interest

"I'm in a mood, so it's probably in your best interest"

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to make up some lame excuse and leave.

"to make up some lame excuse and leave."

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Young lady, I will not be spoken to like that.

"Young lady, I will not be spoken to like that."

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Well, maybe it would help to share with someone.

"Well, maybe it would help to share with someone."

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or the way I feel about how I look and think.

"or the way I feel about how I look and think."

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I have too much hair, my boobs are too low,

"I have too much hair, my boobs are too low,"

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