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Clips from BoJack Horseman - The Old Sugarman Place (S04E04)

"It's okay. Talk to me. What's going on?"
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"[BoJack] It's Michigan, and it's beautiful here,"
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"I don't belong there, I don't belong anywhere."
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"-just, like, hanging out. -He described it as HBO's Girls"
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"Somebody get this guy an overall!"
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"Well, the important thing is that barista's"
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"I've missed you, Diane."
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"Operation?"
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"What's broken in the heart can never be repaired,"
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"She's a brand new woman now, and she'd like to meet you very much."
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"It's Beatrice."
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"I don't understand."
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"-as much as I loved Crackerjack. -I promise. I won't."
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"when these guys tear the house down it might make some noise."
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"Uh, yeah. You think I just want to mope around in a shrine to the past,"
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"Guess it was just a big waste of time."
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"Well, as a great woman once said, suck a dick, dumbshit. [grunts]"
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"-[clattering] - ♪ It's been so long ♪"
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"[galloping]"
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"♪ The heat was hot And the ground was dry ♪"
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"♪ But the air was full of sound ♪"
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"♪ I've been through the desert On a horse with no name ♪"
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"♪ La-la-la la-la ♪"
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"♪ La-la la la-la-la la ♪"
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"♪ Oh, the beautiful gals of '44 ♪"
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"All right, Beatrice, you got a good whiff."
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"Now step away from your father's breakfast"
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"-[door opens] -Yes, Mother."
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"I've got to ankle back to Indianapolis."
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"It is summer, after all."
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"Oh, that would be a dream,"
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"but who else but I will make sure the numbers add up"
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"We do appreciate the sacrifices you make, Joseph."
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"[laughter]"
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"we'll sit in a beer garden and enjoy a pint."
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"We need to take this portrait before you and I both take a powder."
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"Aww, I want a freezy pop."
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"You can sprinkle some sugar on a lemon. That's a good healthy girl snack."
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"like a young Clark Gerbil."
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"-[humming] -[playing melody]"
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"Not now, you two."
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"Oh, we'll be as quick as a pour of warm molasses."
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"-♪ I will always think of you ♪ -♪ I will always ♪"
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"-♪ Drink a brew, I'll see your face... ♪ -Come now, be serious."
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"♪ When each day is through ♪"
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"-♪ And days go past ♪ -♪ Oh, so fast ♪"
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"[together] ♪ But memories, they last ♪"
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"[laughing]"
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"All right. Believe it or not, time's arrow neither stands still nor reverses."
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"Oh, really? Time's arrow marches?"
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"I didn't know arrows had legs. "Look at me, I'm a marchin' arrow.""
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"Honey Sugarman, how did such a sweet face end up with such a smart mouth?"
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"I don't know, but I've got half a mind"
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"-to kiss you with that smart mouth. -Well, that half you can keep."
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"I thought you could take it with you."
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"-Bea, will you hold on to it for me? -[gasps]"
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"-Me? -That's right."
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"I'll fight better if I know Blinky's safe with you."
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"so don't forget to look far away sad."
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"[moaning]"
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"[sighs, mutters]"
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"[grunts]"
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"-Hey. -I don't need any help, thanks."
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"-I get that all the time, it's-- -No, BoJack Horseman."
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"-No, sorry. -See? That guy's way too fat to be BoJack."
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"-No! We are both equally not fat. -Right."
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"Are you kidding me? He looks nothing like me..."
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"-No. -TMZ said you took her to the hospital."
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"-I'm not-- -Did she totally poop her pants?"
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"I heard people poop their pants when they die."
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"Because I just read Romeo and Juliet and that totally changes things."
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"Why would you get Paul Giamatti to play me... meaty roles like that one?"
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"Hey, buddy, is any of that to fix the door?"
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"-What do you care? -I don't."
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"A shitty one. How about fixing your door instead of my metaphor?"
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"[grunting]"
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"Oh, darling, don't lift that. You'll rupture your uterus."
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"Well, it'll always be here, just like polio and blackface."
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""Put your damn door back on or you're gonna freeze to death, you stupid horse!""
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"[shuddering]"
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"Darling, we've been over this. He doesn't need his blanket."
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"-[doctor] Nothing we could do. -I need to find it."
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"Even Blinky couldn't have stopped that Nazi's bullet."
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"Oh, Joseph, I failed him."
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"Oh, Doc, I let her down."
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"I put it in the closet for safekeeping."
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"-I never should have let him go. -Honey, no."
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"If anyone's to blame, it's the Jews for peeving off Hitler so bad."
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"♪ Without a home or a family tree-- ♪"
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"[ringing]"
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"♪ And we're... ♪ [crying] Oh, God!"
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"Come on, let's head home."
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"-[sighs] -[Giamatti sobbing]"
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"What? Wait."
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"[rattling]"
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"Hey, did you fix my door?"
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"That is a dick move, buddy!"
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"Hey! Stop fixing my door, asshole!"
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"Well, call me a Kit Kat bar because I'm already broken."
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"Kit Kats aren't already broken. That's the whole point."
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"-[whirring] -Do you even know how to... anything?"
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"I plastered this wall, didn't I? Uh... oh... oh, oh..."
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"The problem is I can't get the right supplies"
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"because the girls at the hardware store are so annoying."
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"Heh! You're telling me! Tamera and Tamara are the worst."
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"Yeah. "Hey, Tamara, how about you get some manners ta-day?""
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"Oh."
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"-BoJack Horseman? No. -What? Who's BoJack Horseman?"
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"Who's BoJack Horseman? He's a very famous TV and film star."
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"Or he was, yeah, before he gave it all up for a life of quiet anonymity."
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"Perhaps a small town just like this one."
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"But he's not, 'cause I'm not BoJack Horseman."
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"Okay."
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"I'm the last of my line."
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"Once my mother dies and I die that'll be it,"
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"No more of you? [chuckles]"
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"-That'll be great. -Oh, thank you."
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"That was the reaction I was going for."
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"[sander scraping]"
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"I guess that's it."
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