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Clips from Scrubs - My Night to Remember (S06E06)

Nine, nine-and-a-half.

"Nine, nine-and-a-half."

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He's an old sailor buddy, and if you went through what we did,

"He's an old sailor buddy, and if you went through what we did,"

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you'd understand.

"you'd understand."

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Do you see what you get, Carla?

"Do you see what you get, Carla?"

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Do you see what you get when you mess with the warrior?

"Do you see what you get when you mess with the warrior?"

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For the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to.

"For the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to."

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Damn you, sir.

"Damn you, sir."

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I'm gonna probe you 'cause I'm the intern!

"I'm gonna probe you 'cause I'm the intern!"

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Bring it on, bitch.

"Bring it on, bitch."

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You missed a spot.

"You missed a spot."

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I don't like the way I feel about how I look and think.

"I don't like the way I feel about how I look and think."

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I have too much hair,

"I have too much hair,"

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and then let your mind run free, like an eagle.

"and then let your mind run free, like an eagle."

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Oh, you guys, thank God you're here. This lady is in very serious condition.

"Oh, you guys, thank God you're here. This lady is in very serious condition."

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we've done to each other over the years.

"we've done to each other over the years."

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is if you were, in fact, the wall on which you're leaning against.

"is if you were, in fact, the wall on which you're leaning against."

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(LAUGHING)

"(LAUGHING)"

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- What annoying thing? - You know, when you talk.

"- What annoying thing? - You know, when you talk."

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Hey, girl's name.

"Hey, girl's name."

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You know, Sandy isn't necessarily a girl's name.

"You know, Sandy isn't necessarily a girl's name."

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Skeech. How about, "Go to hell, Shakira"?

"Skeech. How about, "Go to hell, Shakira"?"

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Could you be a bigger ass right now?

"Could you be a bigger ass right now?"

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Oh, now I get it.

"Oh, now I get it."

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No. I'm a winner.

"No. I'm a winner."

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Great guy.

"Great guy."

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that Mr. Take the Easy Way Out was awake again

"that Mr. Take the Easy Way Out was awake again"

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- You know, I don't care what you think. - Yeah, you do.

"- You know, I don't care what you think. - Yeah, you do."

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I don't. I care what you think.

"I don't. I care what you think."

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- A baby. - Yeah.

"- A baby. - Yeah."

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You have to forgive yourself

"You have to forgive yourself"

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- You are so annoying. - Yeah.

"- You are so annoying. - Yeah."

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who have never even met him before, you know, the whole routine.

"who have never even met him before, you know, the whole routine."

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when things go badly, you still take it this hard.

"when things go badly, you still take it this hard."

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In fact, I'd change this moment and every other moment

"In fact, I'd change this moment and every other moment"

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you and I have ever had that's even remotely like this moment.

"you and I have ever had that's even remotely like this moment."

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You went to four years of college and four years of medical school,

"You went to four years of college and four years of medical school,"

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Hey, J.D.

"Hey, J.D."

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And I gotta tell you, man, I mean,

"And I gotta tell you, man, I mean,"

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I'm gonna call you Roger Templeton.

"I'm gonna call you Roger Templeton."

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(NECK CRACKING)

"(NECK CRACKING)"

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(SIREN BLARING)

"(SIREN BLARING)"

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(EXCLAIMING)

"(EXCLAIMING)"

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my boobs are too low, my butt is too big and I'm too short.

"my boobs are too low, my butt is too big and I'm too short."

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Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now

"Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now"

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Anyway, Newbie, the reason I came down here was to tell you

"Anyway, Newbie, the reason I came down here was to tell you"

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Okay, I still want to refer you to a dermatologist,

"Okay, I still want to refer you to a dermatologist,"

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(GRUNTING)

"(GRUNTING)"

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My game, my rules. Come.

"My game, my rules. Come."

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(ALARM BLARING)

"(ALARM BLARING)"

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What's that?

"What's that?"

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that you're here for my self-respect,

"that you're here for my self-respect,"

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(YELLING)

"(YELLING)"

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(SIGHING)

"(SIGHING)"

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(DOOR BANGING)

"(DOOR BANGING)"

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Oh, then I need a sec.

"Oh, then I need a sec."

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Say no more.

"Say no more."

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Okay, well, usually in this type of situation,

"Okay, well, usually in this type of situation,"

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I didn't tell him.

"I didn't tell him."

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(GROANING)

"(GROANING)"

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having forgotten parts of your life?

"having forgotten parts of your life?"

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Either this kid has a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.

"Either this kid has a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea."

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I got a ton of bricks for Dr. Dorian.

"I got a ton of bricks for Dr. Dorian."

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Yeah, I got something to say to Dr. Cox!

"Yeah, I got something to say to Dr. Cox!"

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I know I'd love to forget all the painful things that have happened to me,

"I know I'd love to forget all the painful things that have happened to me,"

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Answer me!

"Answer me!"

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- How did I get hurt? - Damn it.

"- How did I get hurt? - Damn it."

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I know.

"I know."

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Give me a break, I can knock that out on the way to work.

"Give me a break, I can knock that out on the way to work."

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I don't like the way I look, I don't like the way I think,

"I don't like the way I look, I don't like the way I think,"

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Did you know they're actually experimenting with a drug

"Did you know they're actually experimenting with a drug"

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I'm telling you, you guys should daydream more often.

"I'm telling you, you guys should daydream more often."

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Thank you, Elliott.

"Thank you, Elliott."

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J.D.: Elliot and Carla had joined the common practice

"J.D.: Elliot and Carla had joined the common practice"

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Yours? I'll put it right back.

"Yours? I'll put it right back."

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As for Turk and I, we had just checked on a patient who had a pig valve

"As for Turk and I, we had just checked on a patient who had a pig valve"

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I would never have to come up for air.

"I would never have to come up for air."

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but unfortunately I keep replaying them

"but unfortunately I keep replaying them"

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There are so many moments in my life I will never forget.

"There are so many moments in my life I will never forget."

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Shower Shortz?

"Shower Shortz?"

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And this Friday, at the steel cage medi-slam,

"And this Friday, at the steel cage medi-slam,"

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J.D.: As I wondered if I looked that stupid when I fantasized,

"J.D.: As I wondered if I looked that stupid when I fantasized,"

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I could probably kill another couple of minutes.

"I could probably kill another couple of minutes."

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Sabrina. Carol.

"Sabrina. Carol."

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I'm assuming since you already went ahead and took everything else,

"I'm assuming since you already went ahead and took everything else,"

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but there's bad news on that one, sweet-cheeks,

"but there's bad news on that one, sweet-cheeks,"

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Anybody got any extra ketchup packets?

"Anybody got any extra ketchup packets?"

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(SIGHING)

"(SIGHING)"

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It really has been an amazing six years, hasn't it?

"It really has been an amazing six years, hasn't it?"

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I'm gonna give you a physical that you ain't never gonna forget!

"I'm gonna give you a physical that you ain't never gonna forget!"

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There they are!

"There they are!"

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(GROANING)

"(GROANING)"

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Show me boobs!

"Show me boobs!"

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