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Clips from ALF - The Gambler (S01E01)

"And i found something i'd like to buy,"
ALF
"But i'm not sure if you're selling it."
ALF
"Everything out there is for sale."
ALF
"This thing looked like a spaceship."
ALF
"Except the spaceship."
ALF
"Not that it is a spaceship. It could be anything."
ALF
"Film? Who exactly are you?"
ALF
"Oh, forgive me. I'm a set decorator."
ALF
"That's nothing to be ashamed of."
ALF
"I was looking for props for our film "jupiter guys.""
ALF
"That ship would be perfect for it."
ALF
"Are you sure you don't want to sell it?"
ALF
"Oh, no, we couldn't possibly."
ALF
"Would you consider renting it?"
ALF
"No! For how long?"
ALF
"Willie!"
ALF
"No more than a week."
ALF
"No! No, we couldn't really."
ALF
"I was willing to pay $4,000."
ALF
"Okay, $6,000."
ALF
"Willie, isn't there someone..."
ALF
"We should consult about this?"
ALF
"[ Alf ] take the money!"
ALF
"It's our business manager."
ALF
"So, do we have a deal?"
ALF
"It's just for one week, right?"
ALF
"Deal. Great."
ALF
"Who can i make the check out to?"
ALF
"Mr. Nick mintz."
ALF
"Oh, "the fish.""
ALF
"What are you looking for, alf?"
ALF
"Rebate coupons. And you?"
ALF
"My "ni?.""
ALF
"Good luck, willie."
ALF
"Good luck, alf. Thanks."
ALF
"Closed captioned by captions, inc., los angeles"
ALF
"Copyrighted by alien productions all rights reserved."
ALF
"Sorry. On melmac we didn't name our bottles."
ALF
"I don't care what it has to do with."
ALF
"All right! Yeah!"
ALF
"[ Willie ] what are you doing down there?"
ALF
"Oh, good, you brought more stuff for the garage sale."
ALF
"Alf, we don't have any financial troubles."
ALF
"I have no idea."
ALF
"You mean like oregano?"
ALF
"$3 million! Wow! Hey!"
ALF
"And he loses it,"
ALF
"Get up!"
ALF
"Nick? Alf. Yeah, i was listening."
ALF
"All right, all right."
ALF
"I beg to differ."
ALF