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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Ass Kickers United: Mac and Charlie Join a Cult (S10E10)

"- Good set, boys! - What are you doing?"
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"- I don't care. - Together, we are Ass Kickers"
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"- United. - Oh, you guys, come on,"
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"- that? - No, no, it's not a cult,"
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"Come on! Goddamn it!"
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"Frank, I can't get this fight"
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"milk out of the goddamn couch!"
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"It burned a hole in the cushion!"
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"That's probably the crotein."
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"sorry I'm late, man, but, uh,"
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"good news."
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"I brought checkers. Oh, what's up, Dee?"
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"I got dominoes, and what the hell is going on?"
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"- jerking around all day. - Mac, Charlie and a bunch of"
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""Ass Kickers United". Oh, my God."
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"- What are you talking about? - Yeah. I, uh... I just made"
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"this shit up about Ass Kickers United to get Mac to stop eating"
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"You know how Mac is all irritating and shit?"
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"Right, well, he was doing all this irritating shit, and he was"
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"physical insecurities, I decided I would get in his head a little"
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"bit, so I created this Master character, all right?"
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"I typed up this newsletter, which was, you know, mostly"
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"about fitness and, like, just kicking ass at life in general,"
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"many thin mint cookies. And I'll tell you, man, it"
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"worked like charm, 'cause he stopped eating thin mints almost"
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"- immediately. - That is extremely impressive."
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"- Oh. - Dennis, I missed most of that"
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"last part. Run it by me again."
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"- I'm not doing it again. - Dennis started a cult."
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"- No, I didn't start a cult. - Yeah, sure sounds like a"
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"cult. Hey, I got a great idea."
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"Why don't you type up another newsletter and tell Mac and his"
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"dumb-dumb friends to go and fix up your apartment, right?"
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"That way, you guys can get the hell out of my place."
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"Cults are great for attracting new-age tail."
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"and getting young, new-age tail. You can't do that."
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"That takes years of brainwashing."
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"- rat you out. - No. Come on, Dee."
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"I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to. You know why?"
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"'Cause I'm up to here. All right, I've had a very bad"
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"- I'm being honest. - Okay, okay, Dee, calm down."
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"All right, look, I'll test the waters a little bit, okay, see"
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"- if we can get 'em there slowly. - Maybe you can get 'em to eat"
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"a shit sandwich. That would be fun."
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"And the reason I'm so good at this is because I take it"
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"seriously. Now, just watch and learn."
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"And, apparently, guys, there's another exercise."
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"Hammer, bend, snap, jerk. Hammer..."
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"I can't believe they went for the sticker thing."
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"a notch. Let's put 'em to work and get"
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"- 'em to your apartment. - Yeah, we can't just dive into"
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"that shit. We talked about this."
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"- their heads. They're there. - Look, look, look, stop."
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"You guys are going crazy. You're gonna blow the thin mint"
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"thing. Will you just trust me?"
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"I got this. I am the master."
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"No."
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"No."
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"- And pussy. Put "pussy". - Goddamn, Frank, don't say"
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""pussy". It's disgusting. I'm not putting it."
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""To be a total badass, you must learn carpentry.""
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"- you must do." - And buy Wolf Cola."
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"- Let's make some coin. - Okay."
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""And buy Wolf Cola, the only cola for true refreshment.""
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"- That's good. - "Splash into the beast.""
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"Cool it with the jerky, will you?"
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"- You're driving me nuts. - Now, put-put bring pussy."
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"Hey, listen, this is what I'll do."
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"recruit at least one woman." Should we put anything else?"
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"shit sandwich? Do you really want to see"
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"Okay, great. Ma, how many you want?"
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"- Huh? - One. Any more caffeine than"
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"that, and she will not stop talking."
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"Hey, Charlie, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"- Yeah. What's up? - Um, does all this seem kind"
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"- of strange to you? - Huh? Uh, oh, you mean, the"
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"Wolf Cola thing? Yeah. I was wondering."
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"He's gonna know the finest of colas."
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"No. Throughout history, uh, Ass Kickers have always known"
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"Right, okay. What are you talking about?"
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"I don't know. I'm kind of cool with it."
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"- about no women. - It could not have been more"
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"An Ass Kicker must do the exercises."
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"I know the rules, okay? I don't need to..."
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"I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm just gonna go."
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"- me, and Frank's got the women. - Oh, cool."
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"- Are you an Ass Kicker now? - I'm an Ass Kicker now."
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"- The dumb one. - Oh, Tiny?"
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"I mean, this is just gonna be easy-- just slap a couple coats"
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"You're gonna be in and out in a few hours."
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"Okay, boys, let's get to work."
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"workout club-- you know, like... CrossFit."
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"Why don't you give me those stickers back, then?"
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"Did you do, like, your deer antler spray?"
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"I think maybe this is my mission and my calling, so why don't you"
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"guys find some other mission and I'll handle this one, okay?"
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"- Thanks, Charlie. - All right, cool."
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"- Good luck. - Thank you."
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"I'm gonna fix it.♪ ♪"
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"Frank, is that you? I missed you in there, pal."
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"- little out of shape, there, bud. - I am?"
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"because you've been looking so great lately."
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"- So sexy. - I was?"
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"Yeah, so to see this is just disappointing."
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"- To me, but you know... - This disappoints you?"
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"Yeah. What-what are you doing?"
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"Well, I'm not really sure about that."
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"Oh, you're not sure, yeah. Did the master not make that"
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"crystal goddamn clear? In all those newsletters?"
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"- into it like that. - Wow, wow."
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"I think that was, like, rule number..."
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"I hope he doesn't notice the fat that I'm noticing sort of"
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"accumulated all over. But hey, maybe he won't notice."
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"- or... - No, I think he will."
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"Uh, do you mind if I use the computer?"
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"bit, okay? Mmm."
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"You feeling okay? You may want to soak 'em a"
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"Oh, she needs a cigarette break."
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"- Could we stop, please? - I don't care what she needs,"
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"I'm not talking to you, do whatever you want."
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