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Clips from Sex and the City - Secret Sex (S01E01)

"Look up. Good, good."
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"scheduled to run on the side of a bus."
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"Friday night."
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"to live vicariously through my first official date with Mr. Big."
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"Carrie!"
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"Honey, it's fabulous. Bravo."
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"It's tits on toast, baby, but you make it work."
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"Let's just say it. It's the naked dress. You're obviously gonna have sex tonight."
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"- Come on. It's our first date. - She's not gonna have sex."
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"- She's just gonna look like sex. - That's right. I'm just the trailer."
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"I thought you were serious about this guy."
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"Forget the math. Just don't fuck on a first date, you're fine."
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"- It's okay to have hurt feelings. - And you always handle those so well."
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"or even remember."
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"The truth is, I was dying to sleep with him..."
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"but isn't delayed gratification the definition of maturity?"
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"Interesting dress."
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"- Meaning? - Interesting dress."
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"I bet."
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"I mean, can you believe we... on the first date?"
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"I mean, I didn't plan that, you know? L..."
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"- What do you think? - What? Ow!"
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"You feel like getting some Szechuan?"
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"Before I was able to completely indulge my paranoia..."
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"Really good now."
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"So what exactly about my head pissed you off?"
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"Three prior serious relationships, none resulting in marriage."
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"He wants to go out this week."
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"- That's fantastic. - No. It's too quick."
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"I think maybe that kick in his head scrambled his brains."
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"No. Too quick is sleeping with him on the first date. That's too quick."
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"You both got excited, and you went for it. Stop blaming yourself."
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"The dress. The dress led me on, had a life of its own."
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"Mike told me everything that afternoon while I helped him pick out sheets..."
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"at Bed, Bath & Beyond."
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"The thing is, she's smart, incredibly sweet, and sex is great."
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"Mike had been dumped by Fiona Brooks, a cellist for the Philharmonic..."
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"They had both loved to cook, and shopping was a Saturday morning ritual."
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"- Really? - Trappist monks."
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"It's delicious."
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"Mike found himself very uninhibited."
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"Look. She's not beautiful..."
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"and we don't have a lot in common."
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"I mean, most of her friends are in dairy."
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"and it was the best sex I've ever had in my life."
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"with people we're ashamed to introduce to our friends?"
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"Did I ever tell you about that jazz musician who lived with his mother?"
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"The one who doesn't wear any underwear?"
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"I met this gorgeous kid in Spy Bar last year. He was..."
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"Evidently, Samantha had had lots of sex..."
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"Fine. It just proves that I'm not ashamed of anyone I've slept with."
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"Here it is."
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"Besides, there's no such thing as bad publicity."
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"where we can toast you where the bus goes by."
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"Ten million men are going to be drooling over you on their way to work."
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"Close enough."
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"Evidently, Charlotte had seen Shmuel's work in an exhibition..."
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"So we would talk about art and sex and the Torah."
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"Why didn't you introduce him to anybody?"
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"I was embarrassed."
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"You know? The traditional American kind. Dinner and a movie."
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"Just as long as we don't skip dinner."
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"What a relief! I had just escaped the "sex on the first date" curse."
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"whose name I wanted to shout from the rooftops."
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"That's right."
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"- Good to see you. - You remember Phyllis."
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"Of course. Phyllis. How are you?"
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"- Everything good? - Yeah. Everything's dandy."
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"That's what I hear."
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"- Good seeing you. Bye. - Bye-bye. Cheers."
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"I didn't understand. Had I suddenly become the invisible woman?"
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"scene of our postcoital dinner."
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"Oh, I can't make your party tomorrow."
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"I realized it smelled like a cheap date you don't want anyone to meet."
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"- Hello? - Listen. I have a question."
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"The next morning, Miranda discovered a shocking sex secret of her own."
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"- I'd love to. - I'll call you at work."
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"Have a good flight."
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"Miranda waited for the dead bolt to drop..."
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"Yeah. Do you feel your cock where it wants to be every night?"
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"Every single night when you come home..."
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"Later that day, the cream of New York..."
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"- Where's Mr. Big? - He couldn't make it."
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"I just wanted to see my bus and get the hell out of there."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Meanwhile, Miranda spent another wonderful evening with Ted..."
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"And here I thought that all you really wanted was a good spanking."
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"Ted didn't take Miranda home that night."
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"He never took her calls or returned her messages..."
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"or ashamed to be involved with me in any way..."
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"that we can no longer see each other."
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"Well..."
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"which possibly means I have Alzheimer's..."
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"so that's what that was about."
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"then maybe this is for real?"
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"It was a promotional photo for my column..."
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"which were somewhat mollified when they told me I could keep the dress."
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"In lieu of any actual social life of their own..."
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"Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte had all stopped by..."
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"- Bottoms up. - Wait a second."
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"You can't sleep with him on the first date."
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"The women who wrote that book wrote it because they couldn't get laid..."
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"so they constructed this whole bullshit theory..."
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"to make women who can get laid feel bad."
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"But if you're serious about a guy, then you have to keep him..."
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"in a holding pattern for at least five dates."
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"is directly proportional to your age."
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"- Third date. - Too soon."
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"When have you ever been on a tenth date?"
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"And by then, at least you're emotionally involved."
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"I mean, isn't it better to find out if the sex is good right off the bat..."
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"before anybody's feelings get hurt?"
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"Well, there is something to be said for restraint."
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"And yet you can have good sex with someone you don't like or respect..."
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"All right. Well, ladies, I'm just going to dinner."
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"- Good night. - Bye! Have fun!"
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"Bye!"
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"Don't worry. I'm perfectly capable of restraining myself."
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"I can't be hemmed in by rules. I go with my emotions."
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"Some of the greatest romances of all time began with sex on the first date."
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