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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XIV (S15E15)

"We all know there's no happy ending there."
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"Your time is up."
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"Ow!"
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"Dad, do you realize what you've done?"
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"You've created a world without death."
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"I guess so."
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"LISA: A world without death."
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"(GUNSHOTS)"
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"(GROANING)"
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"Pizza!"
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"Oh, you miserable bastard!"
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"Death, Death, we miss you so much."
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"clearing away the oldies, and the sickies, and the chokies."
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"Ooh!"
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"This robe's pretty soft."
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"Check it out! I finally found a dead guy's clothes that fit me!"
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"Dad, you've become the new Grim Reaper."
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"No way! Forget it!"
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"But I am not a Grim Reaper!"
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"Where's the regular guy? Where's Doug?"
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"(EXCLAIMS IN DISAPPOINTMENT)"
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"(GAGS)"
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""My dad's job takes him to all parts of the community.""
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"Yeah! I would!"
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"You said something about a hot meal?"
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"(CLEARING THROAT)"
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"(THUDDING)"
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"Pardon me, comin' through, rest in peace, you're dead,"
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"take a dirt nap, feed the worms."
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"(HOMER EXCLAIMING PLAYFULLY)"
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"Dad, were all those people on the list?"
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"Okay. Who am I giving the finger to today?"
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"(GASPS)"
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"What was that first one again?"
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"Oh!"
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"I bumped off the love of my life according to your divine whim."
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"All right."
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"This isn't Marge."
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"This is her fat sister, Selma."
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"Here's an extra pork chop."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"I'm gonna not kill you every week."
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"(RINGING)"
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"Sir, I'm honored to inform you"
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"So, it's for what? My whole deal?"
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"This is Professor John Frink, isn't it?"
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"If I say no, do I still win?"
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"I'll tell Professor Frink he's won."
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"(IN EXAGGERATED SWEDISH ACCENT)"
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"Great glayvin in a glass!"
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"They must've awarded it to me"
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"for my invention of a hammer with a screwdriver on the other end."
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"Just for that?"
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"It was a slow year, yes."
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"I only wish my dear father were here to see me win."
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"Mother used to say we got along like positrons and anti-neutrinos."
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"I was always a disappointment to him."
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"You see, he was one of those he-man scientists"
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"and slept with Marilyn Monroe by night,"
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"and sold secrets to the Russians at lunch."
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"The last time I saw him alive, he was going to study sharks."
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"I don't want to go on this oceanographic expedition, Father."
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""Clean but nauseous." With the rolling and the heaving and the you make me sick!"
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"Maybe I can help you two patch up your differences."
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"Uh... You'll need to patch up more than that."
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"You know, now that I have my hammer-screwdriver,"
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"I could reanimate him"
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"That's always tedious and annoying."
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"(CRACKLING)"
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"What's this radiator where my pupik should be?"
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"Oh! Papa, you're back!"
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"So what am I? Some kind of a tin can man from Planet Tomorrow?"
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"It's a lot like the 20th except everybody's afraid,"
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"and the stock market is much lower."
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"Polly don't like that cracker."
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"I'm getting me a real spleen and then I'm gonna vent it on you, boychik."
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"Oi! Shoving."
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"Hey, 700 Club."
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"Say "ah," baby."
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"Ah... (GAGGING)"
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"And Milton Berle?"
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"Boy, have I been barking up the wrong tree."
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"(HUMMING)"
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"Nice posture."
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"Oh, thank you. Mother always said a curvy spine is the devil's roller coaster."
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"Hey! You can't have that!"
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"Lost your spine, huh?"
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"You just keep finding new ways to disappoint me."
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"Have you stopped to think about who you're hurting with this rampage?"
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"The people I've killed?"
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"No! Your son!"
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"On the biggest day of his life when he accepts the Nobel Prize,"
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"Oh, dear God!"
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"I've let my organ lust come between me and my son."
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"(WEEPING)"
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"Well, it better be first class."
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"You may keep my posterior."
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"Just please return the "Jabba the Butt" tattoo."
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"(BLOWING WHISTLE)"
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"Please welcome Nobel laureate Dr. Dudley Herschbach"
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"She blinded me with science"
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"You know, Dr. Herschbach, our jobs are actually not that different."
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"Professor John Frink."
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"(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)"
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"that my father has become a marauding ghoul."
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"Not anymore, Son! (LAUGHS)"
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"I'm here to accept the Nobel Prize for stupid."
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"Can you forgive me?"
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"You've made receiving the Nobel Prize the happiest day of my life."
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"Oh, the hug is good."
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"The science, and the love, and that physics we call quantum."
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"Ain't that right, people?"
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"What a great crowd. You all have such big hearts..."
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"(ALL GASP)"
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"Yes, but how?"
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"He's 63 years old, pressure points here and here,"
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"room temperature is 22 degrees Celsius."
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"But I can bring you back to life, sir."
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