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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XIV (S15E15)

"(CHOKING)"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Will everyone please stop fighting and burning?"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"They're showing a Halloween episode."
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"We've already got our Christmas decorations up."
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"BOTH: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!"
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"(CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Death? We don't want any."
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"I have come for Bart Simpson."
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"Well, I've only read it in books."
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"(UPBEAT TUNE PLAYING)"
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"Cool."
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"Does this mean they'll never cancel the Jim Belushi Show?"
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"Ugh! If I knew, I'd tell you, I swear."
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"I'd better call my wife, tell her I'll be late."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"Your money's on the counter. No tip."
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"You were a busboy in the restaurant of life"
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"I'll curb him..."
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"What? It's not... (YELLS) My hand! What's happening?"
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"I'll reap! I'll reap already!"
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"(IN SPOOKY TONE) Jasper, your time has come!"
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""He performs a valuable service but is often misunderstood""
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"CHILDREN: Yeah!"
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"Oh, man. These seats suck."
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"I don't know."
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"Uh..."
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"(SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Now release me from this ghastly vocation."
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"Woo-hoo!"
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"Hey, wait a minute."
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"MALE VOICE: Doggone it. I am too old and too rich for this."
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"Thanks for not killing me, Homie."
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"(SINISTER TUNE PLAYING)"
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"Y'ello?"
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"that you've won the Nobel Prize."
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"The Nobel Prize?"
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"It's mildly convenient."
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"who worked on the atom bomb by day,"
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"I get seasick taking a shower."
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"You've disgraced the name of John Nerdlebaum Frink."
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"But, Father, I..."
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"Well, where is he now?"
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"Yes. He was testing out a new blood-based suntan lotion."
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"Now we had to replace several vital organs with machinery."
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"Well, that's my dad. (LAUGHS) You can't stop him."
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"(HUMMING)"
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"You look like a healthy specimen."
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"Well, I did finish first in the Walk for the Cure of homosexuality."
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"And there's heaven. But who's that?"
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"(STAYIN' ALIVE INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING)"
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"you're not gonna be there!"
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"Well, it's not too late. You can still fly to Stockholm."
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"Comic Book Guy's ass won't fit in coach."
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"of individual molecules in a chemical reaction."
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"and Emmy nominee Jennifer Garner."
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"(CLEARS THROAT) Thank you. This is a tremendous honor."
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"However, I can't help being somewhat disheartened"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"That's it! I'm going smorgasbord on these Poindexters!"
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"(ALL EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)"
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"That was cool."
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"This is more violent than the hip-hop awards."
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"You've gotta stop your father!"
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"Yes, this should just about do it."
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"(GROANS)"
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"Oh, Father. You're dying again."
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"Son, it doesn't take five brains in your head to know that's a bad idea."
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"And now it's time for me to go to hell."
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"Ow! Ooh!"
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"(SOBBING)"
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"Oh, I didn't really lose my father."
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"Thanks to my latest invention, the soul catcher."
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"(TICKING)"
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"Oh! Baby, did I find something to throw out today."
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""Batman and Rhoda.""
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""To stop time, click watch.""
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"Lisa, that's a filthy habit."
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"We can do anything we want!"
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"Wait till the other kids see we're already on the red unit"
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"of "Adventures in Reading!""
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"My slacks. They've descended."
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"Huh?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Fingers have been shoved up noses, pants have been pulled down,"
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"I thought our mysterious pranksters might be here tonight."
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"(ALL GASPING)"
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"(CLICKING REPEATEDLY)"
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"I'm gonna play naked basketball!"
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"Thanks. I just washed 'em."
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"But I miss being a regular kid in the real world."
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"Yeah. I thought I'd be happy with my parents back together."
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"All right. It says here we can learn watch repair in eight one-hour lessons."
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"Wait, when people see all the stuff we did, they're gonna kill us."
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"I'm gonna quit tomorrow. I swear."
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"What we need is a scapegoat."
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"(BOTH WHISTLING NONCHALANTLY)"
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"Sorry, sorry, sorry!"
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"(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)"
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"...glad rags on and join me hon'"
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"(THEME PLAYED IN SINISTER TUNE)"
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"Circus peanuts, raisins, nicotine gum,"
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"You got all the good stuff."
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"And yet I'm still not satisfied."
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"(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)"
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"(EXCLAIMS IN SHOCK)"
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"You kids have got to learn that actions have consequences!"
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"Eat fire, punks!"
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"I'm still cold."
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"Never!"
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"Beat the lumps. BART: Hey!"
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"Beat the lumps. Beat the lumps. BART: Ay, caramba!"
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"(GUNSHOT)"
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"Pathetic humans."
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"In November!"
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"Who's still thinking about Halloween?"
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"Bart, run like the (MISPRONOUNCING) wind!"
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"Mom, it's "wind.""
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"Oh! Why you little..."
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