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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Weekend Vortex (S05E05)

"And then I'm going to drink another one."
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"Okay, seriously, stop. What the hell?"
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"I spent my childhood throwing coins into wishing wells hoping for friends."
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"At a certain point, you start doing trick shots to keep things interesting."
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"Oh, give me a second to catch up here, hold on."
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"That'd be my boyfriend..."
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"...happier playing his Star Trek game with friends than hanging out with me."
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"- Wars. - What?"
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"Star Wars. They get all cranky when you mix the two up."
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"- What's the difference? - There's absolutely no difference."
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"How do I get him to treat me better?"
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"All right, let me give you a little Girlfriend 101."
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"Usually the first move is you withhold sex..."
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"...but that will work better after Sheldon hits puberty."
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"So I'd say give him the silent treatment."
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"- No, he loves that. - Hmm."
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"Our record for sitting in a room together and not speaking..."
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"...is six and a half hours. He said it was a magical evening."
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"All right, we're gonna have to go with an oldie but goodie:"
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"- Making a scene. - I don't think I'd be good at that."
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"Ah. You're lucky to have me. Back in Omaha..."
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"...there are two restaurants I'm not allowed into. Both Chili's."
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"Bernadette, your character is the healer in our group."
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"In charge of healing all of us, not just Howard."
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"Can't help it. My Howie-wowie has an owie. Ha, ha."
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"That is the most sickeningly sweet thing I have ever experienced."
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"And I am sipping Kool-Aid through a Red Vine."
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"Sheldon, I've got a bone to pick with you, and I'll do it in front of all your friends."
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"Yeah, you pick that bone. You pick that bone clean."
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"...as societal pressure compels you to modify your behavior."
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"Oh, burn!"
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"If you don't start treating me better, I'm leaving you..."
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"...for a miniature-horse breeder named Armin."
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"- Armin who? - Armin... Damn it."
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"Sheldon, she wanted to show you off to her family and you stood her up, okay?"
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"I mean, look at this adorable, smushy face."
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"Smush, smush, smush."
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"- You're hurting me. - No, Sheldon hurt you."
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"- Before. Now it's you. - Oh."
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"I think I understand."
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"You're the one person who can say Sheldon Cooper is your boyfriend."
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"But that rings hollow if you can't lord him over others in the flesh."
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"I forget what I bring to the party and what I take away when I leave."
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"Please accept these valuable Cooper Coupons..."
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"- ...as restitution. - She doesn't want your stupid coupons..."
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"The Science Center? Redeeming. Let's go."
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"Well played, Amy Farrah Fowler. Let me get my coat."
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"Oh, grow up, Leonard."
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"None of you may realize it, but I was very much looking forward to this weekend."
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"It was gonna be like the old days. The four of us hanging out..."
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"...playing video games, before you guys all got girlfriends."
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"Do you have any idea what it's like to be the only one without a girlfriend?"
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"...I'll still be the guy who got a girl after Sheldon Cooper!"
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"And that's how a girl makes a scene."
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"- Come on, Amy, let's go. - What about the Science Center?"
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"Oh, I'll let you hold my hair while I throw up."
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"Rain check."
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"- I'm gonna go too. - I'll miss you."
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"Ahh. Okay, now, this is the way it's supposed to be."
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"Men together, fighting the forces of evil."
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"- All right. - Hear, hear."
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"Ah."
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"Can't believe this is only 64 calories."
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"Howard Joel Wolowitz, I've been worried sick for two days..."
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"...and I know you turned off your phone!"
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"You open up this door right now, because I've had it up to here!"
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"I have been to the morgue and the hospital..."
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"...and I've spent the last half-hour walking up these farkakte stairs!"
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"That's my ride. Gotta go, heh."
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"Even if I get one someday..."
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"So you chose that when you become turned on..."
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