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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard (1979) - Route 7-11 (S01E01)

"is doing in a place like this?"
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"You know, Luke, that reaIIy ticks me off."
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"I mean, aII that taIk about shock absorbers back there..."
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"and the whoIe time, they got a IittIe Vegas running."
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"In Vegas at Ieast you got a chance of winning."
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"You're sure that was Dewey StovaII sitting in that poker game?"
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"-And Iosing. -Bad, huh?"
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"PIay it cooI."
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"Nice driving, feIIas. Same time tomorrow?"
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"At these wages, you can have us any time, day or night."
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"They Ioved them."
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"As a matter of fact, most of them want us to take them for another ride tomorrow."
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"Yeah, that's just what they're gonna get, too."
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"It onIy goes to show we ain't spIitting this operation a second too soon."
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"I'm aImost finished pressing these pants."
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"How the heck did you get it so dirty?"
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"-We didn't even stop at the edge of town. -I know."
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"I don't bIame you. He was pIaying a crooked game."
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"I saw him work the gizmo on that rouIette wheeI myseIf."
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"But I was pIaying poker."
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"It's a cinch, if they fixed one game, they fixed them aII."
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"You know, our friend Dewey didn't even stand a chance."
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"-I guess I got what was coming to me. -How's that?"
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"For being a fooI."
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"untiI that big city chain come to town and took away about haIf of my business."
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"What did you do?"
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"I figured to fight fire with fire and make my store just as big as theirs."
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"Mr. StovaII, if we couId get your money back..."
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"wouId you promise not to go back to that gambIing truck?"
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"Sure, Luke, but how--"
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"Never mind how."
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"''I got it. Let's go, Bo.''"
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"I got it. Let's go, Bo."
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"See what I mean?"
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"-Luke, what are you up to? -It's simpIe."
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"For a minute there, I thought we were gonna have to do something iIIegaI."
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"You can turn around now."
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"What do you suppose they'II reaIIy do?"
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"He knew the only way that he could get into Helen's truck..."
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"to find out what was going on was to fake out the gorilla on guard."
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"And he figured Enos was too innocent-looking..."
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"to arouse anyone's suspicion."
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"Just look at it. You can almost hear him grin."
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"And nobody knew that there was a bloodhound named Rosco inside."
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"It's just a IittIe safe."
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"I can aIways whistIe for heIp if I can't Iift it aIone."
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"Wish me Iuck."
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"Morgan, buddy."
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"Can I taIk to you for a minute?"
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"Wait. Just a second. I ain't got time, I've got to find Art."
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"Luke and me were wondering if we couId get an advance on our saIary."
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"You might have to make it your department."
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"You think $100 is gonna be enough?"
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"$100 wiII be just fine."
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"Art, you in here?"
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"Is that you, Enos?"
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"What are you doing in here?"
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"I thought you were going to decoy that feIIow away from here."
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"You know something? You're a danged idiot."
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"That's the most inteIIigent thing you've said since I've met you."
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"You know what we got here?"
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"We got enough stuff here for Boss and I to start our own casino."
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"WiII you stop moaning and groaning?"
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"I'm gonna spIit with you just Iike the Boss spIits with me, right down the middIe."
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"I'm gonna give you 10% of my 25% ."
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"Roger."
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"-Things are just fine. -Satisfied?"
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"-I toId you it'd check out. -Just routine, sir."
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"Where you been? You are supposed to be watching the truck."
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"The IocaI fuzz wanted to check me out. Everything okay here?"
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"Did you hear that?"
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"We'II have to make a break for it. You go first."
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"You know, if there's one thing I hate, it's cowards."
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"One, two, three."
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"Helen's hoods never even saw who knocked them cold."
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"How did you beat me here?"
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"But it's gonna take a real expert to pull this one off."
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"But aII those games are crooked, UncIe Jesse."
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"Don't you bet on that, IittIe girI."
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"Nobody on that truck couId ever recognize you."
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"AII this is nothing but my own doing."
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"I'II get out of it myseIf, even if I am a durned oId fooI."
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"You and me have been friends..."
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"Ionger than I care to remember."
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"these boys are asking me..."
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"to go against everything I ever taught and stood for."
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"Of course, it couId be you just can't remember how, Jesse."
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"Remember how."
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"and he taught me everything he knew whiIe I was stiII just a tad."
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"Let's just drop it. It probabIy wouIdn't have worked anyway."
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"What do you mean, it wouIdn't have worked?"
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"It wouId have worked good. It was a good idea."
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"You don't beIieve me?"
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"Watch this."
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"Think your oId UncIe Jesse can't handIe cards..."
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"you got another think coming. Daisy, where are the cards?"
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"Y'all take a good look..."
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"'cause we are only going to show this once."
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"that I don't know you've been shucking and jiving me for the Iast 10 minutes."
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"Somehow l knew he was gonna be on that gambling truck the next day..."
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"didn't you?"
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"-Hurry it up, wiII you, Luke? -I'm aImost finished, aII right?"
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"Years ago, somebody said..."
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"'"The only way to beat a crooked game is to take the crooked part..."
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"That ought to do it. Come on. Hop in."
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"-You sure that IittIe thing's gonna work? -Cooter guaranteed it."
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"You just fIip this switch on cue..."
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"and that rouIette wheeI wiII drop Jesse a bundIe."
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"WiII do."
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"What are you doing? Trying to tip him off?"
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"He ain't moved. He's stiII up there."
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"WhiIe I keep him busy, you keep this rig roIIing..."
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"Yes, ma'am. Yancy Peckinpaugh's my name..."
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"-I'm charmed. -Honored, I assure you."
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"Where is Mr. StovaII?"
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"He come down with the vapors, I am sorry to say."
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"Won't you come right this way, pIease?"
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"Where did UncIe Jesse get a Ioad of money Iike that?"
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"Under that $100 biII we gave him..."
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"there ain't nothing but scraps of a maiI-order cataIog."
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