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Clips from The Simpsons - Dude, Where's My Ranch? (S14E14)

"Run across."
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"I'm sorry. I only sent you the wrong way..."
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"...because I thought you were Luke's girlfriend."
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"Well, that certainly justifies attempted murder."
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"You know, there are more important things in this world than boys."
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"- And when... Hello, handsome. - What's up, cootie breath?"
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"Look at those stupid city slickers with their fur coats and pointy hats."
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"I still hate them."
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"Go back to Grosse Pointe."
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"Lisa, Clara told me about how you saved her last night."
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"Listen, Luke. It's my fault Clara got lost."
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"I didn't know she was your sister and I wanted you all to myself."
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"You're the kind of slicker my family left Central Park West to avoid."
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"You got a lot of chutzpah, missy. Goodbye."
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"Oh, I had my first crush."
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"And all it did was make me do terrible things..."
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"Lisa, welcome to love."
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"- Who is he? - You, Homie."
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"Hey, let's see if Dad's song is finally off the air."
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"- Next, - Springfield's latest one-hit wonder..."
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"...The "Moe Szyslak Connection," produced by David Byrne."
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"Moe, Moe, Moe"
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"How do you like me? How do you like me?"
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"Moe, Moe, Moe"
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"Why don't you like me? Nobody likes me"
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"Yee-haw!"
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"Oh, that can't be good for the struts."
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"D'oh! Ah!"
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"Walking in a winter wonderland"
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"- E-R-S - He's so white bread"
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"A whole week without hearing that stupid song."
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"Watch it, Mr. Byrne. You'll slip on the simonize."
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"- Uh, you ever see the movie Misery? - Actually, no."
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"- Luke Stetson, junior wrangler. - I'm Lisa Simpson."
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"So long, suckers! Ha, ha."
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"Stop shoving. The little one isn't getting any. Aah!"
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"Let's see. Move that there. Do a flanking maneuver there."
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"Clara? He's got a girlfriend."
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"I feel like such an idiot."
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"Ah! That's a $17 deck of cards."
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"Quick. Find the master log. There's always a master log."
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"We did it. Finally, man has triumphed over a small furry animal."
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"Thank you. You have restored our village and our way of life."
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"Need help. Come with me. Done something terrible."
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"Hey, where did all this water come from?"
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"You would do that just for me?"
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"It's full of doubt and pain and uncertainty."
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"But then one day, you find a man you love so much, it hurts."
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"F-L-A - His name is Ned"
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"In retrospect, it was a poor choice."
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"How many decks will your blackjack dealers use?"
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"That sure don't sound like my sister."
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"I have some sad news for y'all."
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"Help me. I can't swim."
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"Yee-haw!"
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"...is a dedicated DSL port in the business center."
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"Then goes home and worships nightly"
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"I hate his guts And Flanders is his name"
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"Cease and desist. You are forbidden to perform that song without paying..."
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"..."Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring.""
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"Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus."
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"Ugh, fine."
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"- E-R-S - That's a stupid name"
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"Everybody hates that stupid jerk"
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"My precious."
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"...by our ancient enemy, the beaver."
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"Lisa, this here's the New West..."
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"...where we respect our equine and bovine Americans."
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"Ha, ha. Wanna play a little longer?"
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"Yee-haw!"
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"All right, son, we just knock over this dam..."
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"- Did Clara tell you anything else? - No."
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"It's Christmas time in the city"
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"- I thought that was Philip Glass. - Yeah, he wishes."
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"Why don't we take a vacation and get away from that song for a while?"
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"I think maybe we should just look at the clouds."
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"I can't believe Luke has another gal."
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"Keep going."
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"We would like to make you honorary members of our tribe."
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"Well, grab your partner And start swinging them"
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"Don't forget the two-drink minimum"
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"Whoo-hoo! In your face, imaginary guy."
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"That's despicable."
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"Uh-oh. Aah! Aah!"
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